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Movie Reviews
May 9, 2008
The following movies have been
evaluated by the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops' Office for Film and
Broadcasting according to artistic merit and moral suitability. The reviews
include the USCCB rating, the Motion Picture Association of America rating, and
a brief synopsis of the movie.
The reviews can be heard by calling 1-800-311-4CCC. The movie review
line is updated each Friday and includes information about recent theater
releases and a Family Video of the Week.
The classifications are as follows:
- A-I -- general patronage;
- A-II -- adults and adolescents;
- A-III -- adults;
- A-IV -- adults, with reservations (an A-IV classification designates
problematic films that, while not morally offensive in themselves, require
caution and some analysis and explanation as a safeguard against wrong
interpretations and false conclusions);
- O -- morally offensive.
Movies in Wide Release
- -- Exceedingly strange but
fitfully affecting tale set in a Los Angeles hospital circa 1915
about the unlikely relationship between two patients: a spunky
5-year-old girl (adorable Catinca Untaru with, alas, an often
impenetrable accent), and an embittered movie stuntman (Lee Pace)
who keeps her enthralled with a story of bandits mirroring his
devastating real-life breakup with his girlfriend. Director Tarsem's
film -- imaginative in many ways -- goes on far too long and its
elaborate fantasy sequences (alternately sophomoric and serious) are
more wearying than illuminating, while the redemptive ending fails
to compensate for a pervasively heavy and lachrymose tone. Action
violence with bloodshed, a suicide attempt, and a couple of
instances of profanity. A-III -- adults. (R) 2008
-- Overly long and
only so-so live-action adventure yarn -- based on the 1960s Japanese
animated TV series -- about a young race car driver (Emile Hirsch)
who, with the loving support of his parents (John Goodman and Susan
Sarandon) and girlfriend (Christina Ricci), stands up to the corrupt
race sponsor (Roger Allam) and other baddies to compete in the race
that killed his big brother. The Wachowski brothers, co-writers and
directors, employ colorful animated backgrounds, and the positive
family values and nice performances are added pluses, but the
alternately chaotic and sentimental plotline will be of most
interest to diehard fans of the cartoon, while some of the violence
and language are a tad strong for those youngest viewers who might
appreciate it most. Imax and conventional. Some intense, but not
graphic, action violence, some crass language and expressions, and
mild profanity. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2008
-- An
inebriated couple -- a commodities trader (Cameron Diaz), dumped by
her longtime boyfriend, and a womanizing slacker (Ashton Kutcher),
fired from his closet-building job -- get married in Las Vegas, much
to their later regret, and must live with the consequences when they
return to New York and a judge orders them to try to make the
marriage work for six months, if they are to decide who keeps the $3
million jackpot they won at the slots. Director Tom Vaughan's
romantic comedy is lame, tasteless and unfunny, despite a premise
that could work in better hands, while the warm-if-predictable
ending fails to erase the sophomoric ineptitude of what has come
before it. Pervasive vulgar humor, implied premarital cohabitation,
scatological elements, some skimpy costuming, much crude language
and brief profanity. O -- morally offensive. (PG-13) 2008
-- Quietly reflective
and affecting story about a small Jewish boy (Robbie Kay) in Poland,
separated from his family during the Holocaust, who is adopted by a
gentle Greek archaeologist (Rade Sherbedgia), and how the events of
those years mold his adulthood as a writer in Canada (where he's
played by Stephen Dillane) and his relationships (with Rosamund Pike
and Ayelet Zurer). Directed with a measured pace by Jeremy Podeswa,
who also wrote the adaptation of Anne Michaels' 1996 novel, the film
is especially touching in the tender scenes with Sherbedgia and
young Kay who morphs seamlessly into the excellent Dillane, who
beautifully conveys how his character comes to terms with the ghosts
and guilt of the past. Some nonmarital sexuality with partial and
rear nudity, a shooting death, and other brief nongraphic violence,
a suicide reference and a couple of mild expletives. A-III --
adults. (R) 2008
-- Sleekly effective
science-fiction tale about a devil-may-care playboy weapons
manufacturer (Robert Downey Jr.) who, after being captured by an
ambitious Afghanistan-based warlord (Faran Tahir) and ordered to
build a replica of his most advanced product, with the help of
another captive and scientist (Shaun Toub), instead constructs an
impregnable suit of armor, escapes, and begins to re-evaluate his
life, with the support of his loyal girl Friday (Gwyneth Paltrow)
and despite the doubts of his junior partner (Jeff Bridges) and
military liaison (Terrence Howard). In between the impressive
special effects, executive producer-director Jon Favreau's screen
adaptation of this popular comic-book series charts its main
character's conversion from callous genius to dedicated defender.
Nongraphic sexual activity, torture, a graphic medical procedure,
sci-fi violence, occasional crude language, a brief profanity,
sexual humor and innuendo. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
-- A callous playboy (a
charming Patrick Dempsey) comes to realize he loves his longtime
best friend (Michelle Monaghan) just when she announces she's
engaged to a Scottish lord (Kevin McKidd), and he agrees to be her
"maid of honor" in the hopes of dissuading her from the
marriage. Paul Welland's formulaic but ultimately winning film
starts with some highly problematic elements having to do with the
playboy's unbridled love life, but settles into a sentimental story
about the hero learning the true meaning of love, while generally
promoting an acceptable moral worldview. Nongraphic encounters,
divorce, alcohol use, innuendo, and some crude words and
expressions. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
-- Rollicking but also
touching chronicle, set in 1980s Britain, of the unlikely friendship
between a reserved schoolboy (Bill Milner), who's being raised by
his puritanically religious widowed mother (Jessica Stevenson), and
a rambunctious fellow student (Will Poulter) who's been left in the
care of his dictatorial older brother (Ed Westwick), as they
collaborate on a frenetic sequel to one of Sylvester Stallone's
"Rambo" movies with the aid of a charismatically cool
French exchange student (Jules Sitruk). Writer-director Garth
Jennings' warmly humorous, semi-autobiographical film portrays the
Amish-like sect as stifling enough to justify its main character's
conflicted resistance, but ends by affirming faith as well as
friendship. Shoplifting, underage smoking, a painful accident, and
occasional crude and profane and some crass language. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2008
-- Potentially acute satirical adventure, overwhelmed by
sophomoric excess, in which a drug-addled slacker (Kal Penn) and his
slightly more motivated friend (John Cho) are mistaken for
terrorists, escape from the titular detention camp, and embark on a
road trip to Texas where the former's ex-girlfriend (Danneel Harris)
and her politically connected fiance (Eric Winter) may help clear
their names. Co-writers and directors Jon Hurwitz and Hayden
Schlossberg's buddy sequel revels in the salacious and the
scatological while glorifying drug use. Graphic and frequent rear,
upper-female and full-frontal nudity; sexual activity; some
aberrant, pervasive rough, crude and crass language, including at
least 100 uses of the f-word, seven uses of profanity, sexual and
graphically scatological humor; drug use and references; a
prostitution theme; and a pornography reference. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. (R) 2008
-- Dull, sometimes obvious
thriller about a lonely accountant (Ewan McGregor) who’s
befriended by a charismatic corporate lawyer (Hugh Jackman), who
introduces him into a sex club offering “intimacy without
intricacy” where he falls for one of the other members (Michelle
Williams) and soon becomes a blackmail victim. Director Marcel
Langenegger’s feature debut -- nocturnal andclaustrophobic --
glamorizes its main character’s anonymous encounters before
endorsing his more substantial relationship. Graphic nonmarital
sexual activity, rear and upper female nudity, scanty costuming,
much rough and crude and some crass and profane language, sexual
discussion, drug use. L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2008
-- Gentle and winning
fact-based coming-of-age tale, set in 1968, in which a 13-year-old
aspiring detective (Chris J. Kelly) and his girlfriend (Morgan
Flynn) search their small Montana hometown for the TV puppet with
whom his kid brother (Owen Pearce) is obsessed and who has made the
show's host (Henry Winkler) a local star, while he also supports his
mother's (Lisa Guerrero) struggles with his father's (William
Baldwin) alcoholism. Director Caroline Zelder's nostalgic first
feature, narrated by Jeff Daniels, gleams with innocence and
affection, and takes full advantage of its magnificent rural
setting. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2008
-- Frequently funny but
morally problematic romantic comedy about a hard-driving grocery
chain executive (Tina Fey) who, incapable of bearing a child, hires
an unpolished woman (Amy Poehler) to be a surrogate mother,
subsequently becoming her roommate when the latter splits from her
deadbeat common-law husband (Dax Shepard) while herself becoming
attached to an ex-lawyer turned juice-bar owner (Greg Kinnear).
Writer-director Michael McCullers' partially improvised feature
debut, with a cast that also includes Sigourney Weaver and Steve
Martin, abounds in comic energy but implicitly accepts current mores
regarding fertility that are contrary to Catholic values.
Acceptability of surrogate parenting and artificial insemination,
implied premarital sex, some crude and crass language, sexual and
scatological humor, and a drug reference. O -- morally offensive.
(PG-13) 2008
-- Impeccably
crafted suspense tale from great director Claude Lelouch in which a
young woman (Audrey Dana) abandoned at a gas station after a fierce
argument with her fiance accepts a lift from an ominous stranger
(Dominique Pinon) who agrees to drive her to her parents' farm and
pose as her fiance. Stunningly acted by all -- including Fanny
Ardant as a best-selling author whose story, along with that of a
woman (Michele Bernier) whose husband has suddenly gone missing,
eventually intersects with the main one -- and cleverly written to
keep you guessing right up to the end, the film is keenly observant
about human nature, the creative process and love. Sporadic rough
language and crude expressions, brief frank sexual dialogue and
suicide. In French. Subtitles. A-III -- adults. (R) 2008
-- Fitfully
engaging but mostly humdrum tale of a glum Jewish schoolteacher
(Helen Hunt) who reconnects with the gregarious birth mother (Bette
Midler) she never knew, and falls in love with a single father
(Colin Firth) after her adopted mother dies and her husband (Matthew
Broderick) walks out on her. Co-writer Hunt competently directs this
adaptation of Elinor Lipman's novel, and performances are solid, but
her character is frequently irksome and several plot points are
problematic from a Catholic perspective. Nongraphic sexual
encounters; some nonmarital, frank sexual talk; partial female
nudity; profanity and some rough language; and artificial
insemination. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2008
--
Provocative documentary intended to show that academics and research
scientists are penalized for merely suggesting that there might be
flaws in the prevailing theory of Neo-Darwinian evolution and that
purported scientific evidence for the alternate theory of
intelligent design is being systematically ignored. Director Nathan
Frankowski's unabashedly partisan film -- using old movie clips to
humorously underscore the film's themes of suppression and
duplicity, and with at least some of the interviewees seemingly
caught off guard by the line of questioning -- is impishly hosted
and co-written by former presidential speechwriter, economist and
sometime actor Ben Stein. Holocaust imagery and mature philosophical
issues. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2008
-- Earnest but
unbalanced documentary, adapted from ex-priest James Carroll's
"Constantine's Sword: The Church and the Jews -- A
History," surveys the fraught history of Christian
anti-Semitism, particularly as it plays out among American
evangelicals today, and its roots dating back to the early days of
the Roman Catholic Church, incorporating seminal episodes from his
life story, including his sometimes conflicted relationship with his
father, and his ultimate disillusionment with the institutional
church. Director Oren Jacoby's film ignores some significant nuances
in the historical record, as it broadly outlines the tragic
conflict. Mature religious themes, one use of the f-word and
occasional crude and crass language. L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. 2008
-- Genial but not particularly insightful documentary in which
average citizen Morgan Spurlock's ostensible search for the titular
terrorist takes him to North Africa and the Middle East, where he
mingles with the mostly friendly locals and ponders the origins of
Islamic extremism. Spurlock, who also directed, rehashes the
familiar shortcomings of American policy in the area, and makes a
vague plea for a more humane world, but suggests no specific
reforms. Two gory scenes, three uses of the f-word, and occasional
crude and crass language. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
-- Shoddy, B-level
thriller about a forensic psychiatrist (Al Pacino) whose testimony
leads to a serial killer's death sentence, but on the eve of the
execution, copycat murders raise doubts, and the professional
profiler gets a mysterious call informing him he will die in 88
minutes. Pacino does his best with the obvious and laughable script,
with more red herrings than in a Scandinavian deli, but the result
-- frenetically but dully directed by Jon Avnet -- is inferior to
even run-of-the-mill television police procedurals. Torture and
murder with blood, profanity, crude language, briefly glimpsed
lesbian seduction, implied nonmarital encounter, some sexual talk
and partial nudity. L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2008
-- Glossy kung
fu fantasy in which a teenage martial-arts film fan (Michael
Angarano) is transported to ancient China where he embarks on a
quest to return a magical staff to the Monkey King (Jet Li) so that
he can continue his age-old struggle against the evil Jade War Lord
(Collin Chou), assisted along the way by a tippling poet (Jackie
Chan), a reticent monk (also Li) and a girl (Liu Yifei) out to
avenge the tyrant's murder of her parents. Director Rob Minkoff's
saga features impressive action sequences and special effects, but
only passable humor and virtually no emotional depth. Crass scene of
urination, two uses of the s-word, occasional crass language and
vulgar expressions, one profanity, and fantasy violence. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2008
-- Romantic
comedy -- by turns touching and funny but also frequently vulgar --
about a TV composer (very appealing Jason Segel who also wrote the
often perceptive script) who, dumped by his actress girlfriend
(Kristen Bell), travels to Hawaii to nurse his wounds, only to find
his ex there with her new boyfriend, a British rock star (Russell
Brand), while he falls for the hotel's empathetic receptionist (Mila
Kunis). Take out the raunchy elements from first-time director
Nicholas Stoller's film, and there's a surprisingly sensitive story
that makes intelligent points about relationships, and even in some
respects a moral underpinning, but the objectionable elements
(characteristic of the Judd Apatow brand of R-rated comedy) are too
pervasive to ignore. Sexual encounters, some aberrant, with partial
nudity, full-frontal male-nudity sight gag, frank sexual talk,
nonmarital situations, much rough language including irreverent
remarks, and comic violence. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2008
-- Leaden, formulaic
slasher film in which an obsessed former teacher (Johnathon Schaech)
escapes from a mental hospital and returns to stalk a high school
student (Brittany Snow) whose family he killed three years earlier,
pursuing her through the swanky hotel where she and her boyfriend
(Scott Porter) are attending the titular event and staying a step
ahead of the police detective (Idris Elba) who is trying to protect
her. Director Nelson McCormick's homage to the 1980 movie of the
same name displays more restraint than many examples of the genre,
but the final corpse count is still high. Some graphic violence with
gore, underage drinking, two uses of the s-word, occasional crass
language, some profanity, brief sexual talk and innuendo. L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. (PG-13) 2008
-- Unusual animated film
for adults about the coming of age of a feisty young girl (voice of
Chiara Mastroianni) in Tehran, Iran, in the troubled years after the
fall of the shah's regime; amid the ensuing fundamentalist
repression and the violence of the war with Iraq, her politically
savvy parents (Catherine Deneuve and Sean Penn) and grandmother (Gena
Rowlands) send her to school in Vienna, Austria, for safety, where
she feels like an outsider. Marjane Satrapi (on whose life the film
is based) and Vincent Paronnaud's absorbing, mostly black-and-white
feature gives a valuable historical overview of the social and
political situation, but what stays with the viewer is the powerful
sense of family. Excellent English edition of the French original.
Some rough and crude language and profanity, some brief violent
imagery including torture and executions, sexual references, a
couple of nonmarital relationships, the acceptability of divorce and
brief drug use; acceptable for mature teens. A-III -- adults. (PG-13
2008
-- Well-acted, edgy, but
only so-so comedy-drama about a self-absorbed, arrogant college
professor-widower (a fine Dennis Quaid) in midlife crisis who
improbably falls in love with a former student, now a doctor (Sarah
Jessica Parker), while coping with a freeloading brother (Thomas
Haden Church), a precocious, overachieving daughter (Ellen Page) and
a distant son (Ashton Holmes). Mark Jude Poirier's intelligent
screenplay -- well paced by first-time feature director Noam Munro
-- is perceptive of human nature in many ways, but strong language
and unconventional plot elements may bother viewers despite the
morally sound wrap-up. Nongraphic premarital sex, condom use, frank
sexual remarks, rough language, brief rear nudity, brief teenage
drinking and drug use. L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2008
-- Bleak, gritty police
drama about a corrupt LAPD detective (Keanu Reeves), one of several
evidence-planters led by a scheming captain (Forest Whitaker), who
joins with an action-hungry rookie (Chris Evans) to investigate the
death of his ex-partner (Terry Crews), who was informing on him to
an internal affairs officer (Hugh Laurie), and for whose murder he
fears being blamed. Lead screenwriter James Ellroy's adaptation of
his own novel, directed by David Ayer, has a convoluted plot and
conflicted morals, at times seeming to justify its hero's brutal
shortcuts, at others offering him as a candidate for redemption.
Gory murders, torture and beatings, brief rear nudity, relentless
rough and crude and some crass language, seven uses of profanity,
and rape and prostitution references. L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
(R) 2008
-- Sensitive, intimate
drama in which an emotionally repressed economics professor (Richard
Jenkins) discovers a couple (Haaz Sleiman and Danai Gurira), both
undocumented aliens, unwittingly squatting in his long-unvisited
Greenwich Village apartment as the result of a scam and becomes
involved in their travails, eventually also forming a bond with the
young man's mother (Hiam Abbass). Writer-director Tom McCarthy's
affecting film makes its political point with intelligence, subtle
humor and a deep sense of compassion. Implied cohabitation and a few
expletives uttered under extreme duress. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Familiar but only
fitfully involving epic taking place at the end of the Ice Age about
a young tribal hunter (Steven Strait) pursuing marauding slave
raiders who have kidnapped the young woman he loves (Camilla Belle),
while fighting predatory birds, saber-toothed tigers and mammoths
along the way. Director Roland Emmerich's often silly epic holds few
real surprises, and has the sort of cliche-filled script standard
for this genre, but the digital effects are quite impressive,
especially the bustling pyramid-studded slave colony that brings the
hero and his companions to its predictable action-packed climax.
Intense but not gory action violence and killings and some pagan
mysticism. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG-13) 2008
- --
Entertaining comedy with music in which the three familiar animated
warblers (voiced by Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse
McCartney) befriend a failing ad man and would-be composer (Jason
Lee) and inspire him to write a hit Christmas song, which they
record, while also trying to reunite him with the ex-girlfriend
(Cameron Richardson) to whom he could not commit before then being
tempted away by a greedy record producer (David Cross) who seeks to
exploit them. Director Tim Hill’s film is full of enjoyable chaos,
yet manages to send messages about family solidarity and rule
keeping that parents will appreciate. Some crude and scatological
humor. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2007
- -- Moving World War II
romance of a well-to-do young Englishwoman (Keira Knightley) serving
as a nurse and the working-class soldier (James McAvoy) she has
loved for years, but from whom she had been separated years before
when her kid sister (Saoirse Ronan) wrongly accused him of a crime,
an injustice that will haunt the accuser (now played by Romola Garai)
ever after. Director Joe Wright, working from Christopher Hampton's
adaptation of Ian McEwan's novel, persuasively limns an unusual
story of betrayal, steadfast love, forgiveness and redemption with
some surprising twists, and with further pluses in the sensitive
performances and period detail. A fully clothed nonmarital sexual
encounter, an implied encounter between an adult and an underage
girl, use of the f-word among soldiers, brief profanity, wartime
dead and wounded imagery, and a crude written sexual remark. A-III
-- adults. (R) 2007
- -- Stylish but lurid
fact-based tale, set in 1971 London, about a car dealer and
small-time criminal (Jason Statham) who, tipped off by an old friend
(Saffron Burrows), organizes a gang (Stephen Campbell Moore, Daniel
Mays and James Faulkner among others) to rob the safe deposit boxes
of an upscale bank, only to find himself caught between a crime lord
(David Suchet), allied with a militant black-power leader (Peter de
Jersey), and an agent of the British counterintelligence service
(Richard Lintern) intent on preserving royal secrets. Director Roger
Donaldson's film is primarily an intelligent and engaging crime
thriller, but it delves, along the way, into the seamy details of
some of its characters' private lives, while also graphically
portraying underworld brutality. Nongraphic sexual activity, some of
it aberrant, upper female and rear nudity, torture, much rough,
crude and crass language, adultery and pornography themes, drug and
prostitution references, a passing anti-Catholic reference. L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. (R) 2008
- -- Zany, warmhearted
comedy about a New Jersey video store worker (Mos Def) who comes up
with a scheme to create amateur video versions of classic films when
his bungling friend (Jack Black) accidentally erases all the tapes
after the manager (Danny Glover) leaves town to investigate saving
the building from demolition. Despite its intentionally rough-hewn,
indie ambience, a wildly improbable plotline, and too much
low-comedy schtick, writer-director Michel Gondry's valentine to
filmmaking ultimately delivers a touching story of friendship, with
a strong affirmation of community and good fellowship, as the
townspeople rally to the aid of the threatened business. Some vulgar
humor, brief sexual references and mild comic violence. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Sweetly sentimental story
about an unmarried New York waitress (an especially fine Tammy
Blanchard) who loses her job after becoming pregnant, and her
restaurant's empathetic chef (Mexican soap favorite Eduardo
Verastegui) -- an ex-soccer star whose career ended after his car
fatally struck a child -- who gives the young woman emotional
support, takes her to visit his loving family, and gently tries to
persuade her to keep the baby. Director and co-writer Alejandro
Monteverde's impressive feature film debut is sometimes dramatically
slack and implausible, but the sensitive performances, positive
depiction of the chef's warm Latino family, and most of all, its
affirmative pro-life message -- along with themes of
self-forgiveness, reconciliation and redemption -- should resonate
with Catholic viewers. Partially subtitled. A couple of crass words,
a child's death, a drug reference, and the out-of-wedlock theme
aside, film is admirably free of objectionable elements. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG-13) 2007
- -- Touching story of a
widow (Jessica Lange) who treks by car from Idaho to California with
her two girlfriends (Kathy Bates and Joan Allen) to turn over her
late husband's ashes to her grown stepdaughter (Christine Baranski),
who demands them in return for not evicting her stepmother from her
home. First-time feature director Christopher Rowley -- with a
sensitive script by Daniel D. Davis, who based the story on his
grandmother and her friends -- sustains a gentle and easygoing tone
throughout this mature "chick flick" road movie, the
friendship of the women is beautifully dramatized, and there's an
affectingly spiritual, if not specifically Catholic, quality in the
healthy approach to dealing with death. A few instances of crass
language, light violence and brief innuendo. A-II -- adults and
adolescents. (PG) 2008
- -- Unremarkable,
formulaic, only mildly entertaining story of two cancer patients --
a wealthy, womanizing tycoon (Jack Nicholson) and a middle-class
garage mechanic (Morgan Freeman) -- who decide to hit the road and
experience all their wildest dreams in the time they have left, that
is, until they "kick the bucket." We've seen all this
before, and except for seeing the two stars in standard reliable
form, director Rob Reiner's film is predictably routine, though some
problematic elements aside, imparting a positive message about
finding the joy in life and bringing joy to others. An instance of
the f-word; some crude expletives, crass expressions and scattered
profanity; a vulgar gesture; an implied nonmarital sexual encounter;
sexual references and innuendo; and domestic discord. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2007
- -- Off-beat comic
study of a troubled but charismatic teen (Anton Yelchin) who
partners with a reformed bully (Tyler Hilton) to set up an informal
psychiatric practice and prescription drug dispensary in the boys'
room of his high school, thus becoming its most popular student,
much to the amazement of his weak-willed mother (Hope Davis) and the
chagrin of the inept principal (Robert Downey Jr.) whose daughter
(Kat Dennings) he's dating. Director John Poll's often droll feature
debut highlights the value of open communication, the dignity of the
marginalized and the dangers of narcotics, but its worthy intentions
are undercut by a barrage of swear words and some crude humor.
Nongraphic premarital sexual activity, brief upper female nudity,
frequent coarse language, two profanities, suicide theme, gay
reference. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2008
- --Generally enchanting though
somewhat flawed comic fable about an impoverished, shunned Chinese
schoolboy (Xu Jiao) whose life is transformed when his hardworking,
widowed father (Stephen Chow) brings a toy home from the garbage
dump that turns out to be a doglike alien critter with supernatural
powers. Chow, who also wrote and directed, hits the mark both
humorously and dramatically, and his film offers a telling critique
of cut-throat materialism, though its positive message and humane,
even specifically Christian, values are undercut by a few
distasteful scenes focused on the alien's doggy poop. Occasional
crude language, comic book violence and scatological humor, though
probably acceptable for older teens. A-III -- adults. (PG) 2008
- -- Skillful, effective
horror exercise in which the amateur videotaping of a going-away
party for a young executive (Michael Stahl-David) hosted by his
brother (Mike Vogel) and attended by the girl who's awakened his
interest (Odette Yustman), as well as a number of other friends (Lizzy
Caplan, Jessica Lucas and T.J. Miller), is interrupted by the
arrival in Manhattan of a rampaging monster. Director Matt Reeves'
film cleverly contrasts the intimate feel of the ubiquitous
camcorder with the vast scale of the havoc being unleashed and also
benefits from believable characters and a script rich in deadpan
humor. Some graphic images of the wounded, two uses of the f-word,
pervasive crude and frequent profane language, and sexual
references. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- --
Unobjectionable, though uninspired, family comedy in which a wildly
overprotective father (Martin Lawrence), despite the misgivings of
his sensible wife (Kym E. Whitley), insists on accompanying his
17-year-old daughter (Raven-Symone) on a visit to a distant
university she's considering, meanwhile trying to convince her to
attend a college much closer to home and discovering along the way
that his small but precocious son (Eshaya Draper) has stowed away
for the ride, accompanied by his pet pig. Director Roger Kumble's
film is generally pleasant and conveys good messages about parental
concern and the need for trust, but most of the humor is too
implausible to really work. A-I -- general patronage. (G) 2008
- -- Absorbing
true story about the largest counterfeiting operation in history, as
inmates of a German concentration camp are ordered to forge vast
amounts of Allied currency to undermine England's and America's war
effort, but courageously delay the production of American dollars
that might have adversely altered World War II's outcome.
Writer-director Stefan Ruzowitzky's frequent use of hand-held camera
technique and Marius Ruhland's score add contemporary touches to a
suspenseful tale bolstered by good performances including Karl
Markovics as the expert criminal forger who's put in charge of the
team, and August Diehl as the inmate who repeatedly sabotages the
operation with the former's grudging allowance. In German.
Subtitles. Some violence including brutal shootings, brief upper
female and rear nudity, further brief shower nudity, brief
nongraphic sexual encounters, a crass scene of urination, an
irreverent joke, a few expletives including the f-word, and racial
epithets. A-III -- adults. (R) 2008
- -- Carefully
wrought romantic comedy, albeit with some problematic material, in
which an advertiser (Ryan Reynolds) on the verge of divorce recounts
to his inquiring daughter (Abigail Breslin) how he chose her mother
from among the three women (Elizabeth Banks, Rachel Weisz and Isla
Fisher) he had once been dating. Writer-director Adam Brooks'
generally well-written, often touching film is most suitable for
mature viewers. Implied nonmarital sexual activity and cohabitation,
some profanity, frank sexual talk and crass language, divorce theme,
lesbian reference and political pro-choice allusion. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2008
-
-- Inspiring if sobering true story of a French magazine editor
(Mathieu Amalric) whose massive stroke left him completely paralyzed
but who was able to tap into his imagination to take in the world
around him, appreciate the important things in his life, and even
dictate his memoirs by blinking his eye for every letter. Julian
Schnabel's film begins entirely from the perspective of the
paralyzed patient, but gradually expands to a third-person view.
Though some may find his situation difficult to watch, the strongly
life-affirming way he responded to adversity rather than succumb to
despair is praiseworthy beyond measure. In French. Subtitles.
References to past adultery, partial-male and upper-female nudity,
nongraphic sexual encounter, and some crass words and sexual talk. A-III
-- adults. (PG-13) 2007
- -- Blood-soaked futuristic
adventure tale in which a tough policewoman (Rhona Mitra) is ordered
by the British prime minister (Alexander Siddig) and his scheming
security chief (David O'Hara) to lead a team of soldiers into
pandemic-ravaged Scotland, where they battle a cannibalistic tribal
chieftain (Craig Conway) and the ruler of a medieval castle (Malcolm
McDowell) to bring back an immune survivor. Writer-director Neil
Marshall's thoroughly benighted film wallows in barbarism. Graphic
violence, mutilation, torture, cannibalism theme, brief upper female
and sustained rear nudity, pervasive swearing, including at least 45
uses of the f-word, four uses of profanity. O -- morally offensive.
(R) 2008
- -- Droll portrait
of the unlikely friendship between a homeless veteran (Owen Wilson)
and the three high school misfits (Nate Hartley, Troy Gentile and
David Dorfman) who hire him as a bodyguard to protect them from a
malevolent bully (Alex Frost) and his thuggish sidekick (Josh Peck).
Director Steven Brill's film, produced by the prolific Judd Apatow,
emphasizes its titular character's evolution from con man to caring
mentor, and his young clients' search for courage and solidarity,
but dialogue rife with vulgar terms and a problematic central love
story make it appropriate fare only for the mature. Brief rear
nudity, implied premarital sex, frequent crude and pervasive crass
language, six uses of profanity, and drug and pornography
references. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- --
Enchanting animated adaptation of the classic children's book about
a warmhearted elephant (voice of Jim Carrey) who discovers that a
speck of dust is home to the microscopic town of Who-ville, led by a
slightly eccentric mayor (Steve Carell), and who must find the
particle a safe resting place despite the opposition of a
closed-minded kangaroo (Carol Burnett) and a wicked but dim eagle
(Will Arnett). The film, co-directed by Jimmy Hayward and Steve
Martino, promotes excellent values and the script, performances and
animation all match the high quality of the original source
material. A-I -- general patronage. (G) 2008
- -- Reasonably effective
suspense yarn about a blind concert violinist (a believable Jessica
Alba) who, after receiving corneal transplants, begins to envision
harrowing scenes of devastation and spectral spirits for reasons she
connects with her anonymous eye donor, while she tries to convince
her doctor (Alessandro Nivola), sister (Parker Posey) and conductor
(Rade Serbedzija) that she's not hallucinating. Co-directors David
Moreau and Xavier Palud's remake of a 2002 Taiwanese film delivers
the requisite scary jolts, despite plot improbabilities, and is
devoid of sex and language concerns. Some brief and nongraphic but
disturbing violent images, including fires and explosions, and a
suicide flashback. Acceptable for older teens. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2008
- -- Sparring treasure
hunter (Matthew McConaughey and ex-spouse (Kate Hudson) join forces
with a billionaire (Donald Sutherland) and his pampered daughter
(Alexis Dziena) to seek ancient treasure in the waters off a
Caribbean island before a gangster (Kevin Hart) and the hunter's
former mentor (Ray Winstone) get to it first. The amiable stars,
eye-filling location shooting and moral wrap-up are pluses, but the
routine script co-authored by director Andy Tennant is generally
witless and is bogged down by exposition, while the action sequences
are lively but unexciting. Some uses of the s-word and brief
profanity, a few crass expressions, moderate action violence, an
implied sexual encounter in an abandoned church, and some light
sexual banter. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Stylish heist film set
in 1960 London as an executive (Demi Moore) in a diamond corporation
and the soon-to-be-retired night cleaning man (Michael Caine) join
forces to steal gems from the firm's high-security vault, after she
learns she will be dismissed from her position. Director Michael
Radford, working from a first-time script by Edward Anderson,
captures the milieu of the corporation and the era well and builds
taut suspense, with Moore, Caine and Lambert Wilson as the detective
assigned to investigate the robbery all in top form, while
objectionable elements -- apart from some language and the robbery
itself, of course -- are practically nil. Brief profanity, a single
use of the f-word and some crass language; acceptable for older
teens. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Bleak, horrifying
thriller about a vacationing couple (Naomi Watts and Tim Roth) and
their young son (Devon Gearhart) whose summer house is invaded by
two sadistic young men (Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet) who hold them
hostage and threaten to kill them. Director Michael Haneke's
shot-by-shot remake of his 1997 German film is purportedly a
critique of violence and the media, but despite excellent
performances, Haneke's undeniable craftsmanship, and most of the
appalling violence occurring off-camera, many will find the
unrelenting brutality unbearably disturbing, no matter what the
intended social commentary. Extreme violence including torture and
murder, blood, some crude language and profanity, skimpy female
attire and a drug reference. L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2008
- -- Inspiring
tale, based on true events, about a gifted and demanding debate
coach (Denzel Washington) at a small African-American college in
1930s Texas who guides his forensics team of three male (Denzel
Whitaker, Nate Parker and Jermaine Williams) and one female (Jurnee
Smollett) student to unprecedented nationwide success. Washington,
who also directed, creates an intimate character study that
transcends the formulaic and presents an uplifting message in a
thoroughly enjoyable way. Scenes of violence, including a lynched
corpse; brief nongraphic, nonmarital sexual activity; and four uses
of the s-word and two profanities. Possibly acceptable for older
teens. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2007
- -- Exuberant, refreshingly innocent
live-performance feature capturing singing star Miley Cyrus' 69-city
tour during which she appeared both as herself and as her Disney
Channel television persona, Montana. In addition to her onstage
singing and dancing, director Bruce Hendricks' film showcases
Miley's life behind the scenes, practicing guitar, rehearsing
routines and dashing through a breakneck costume change. A few short
skirts and a bit of crass language. A-I -- general patronage. (G) 2008
- -- Slick but exceedingly
violent action film in which an assassin (Timothy Olyphant), trained
to kill from childhood, is hired to gun down the president of Russia
(Ulrich Thomsen), inexplicably fails, kidnaps the president's
girlfriend (Olga Kurylenko) and goes on the lam, pursued at cross
purposes by an Interpol agent (Dougray Scott) and the head of the
Russian secret service (Robert Knepper). Director Xavier Gens'
adaptation of the titular video game is a blood-spilling,
bone-crunching rampage with stops along the way for pompous dialogue
and misogynistic humor. Pervasive graphic violence, rear and
sustained upper-female nudity, nongraphic sexual activity, much
rough and some crude language, and two uses of profanity. O --
morally offensive. (R) 2007
- -- Grim but effective
thriller has a brave scientist (Will Smith) as the last surviving
person in New York battling ferocious animal and human mutants as he
struggles to find a cure for the virus that has eliminated most of
the world's population. Director Francis Lawrence's remake of
Richard Matheson's 1954 novel has some eerie scenes of a decimated
New York, and the computer-generated images of mutants attacking are
scary enough when they come, but though Smith is a compelling
presence and there are some pointed and admirable spiritual
elements, the basic setup ultimately grows tiresome and more
depressing than exciting. Intense if isolated violent sequences,
including the killing of the creatures, and scantily clad mutants.
Might be acceptable for older teens. A-III -- adults. PG-13 2007
- -- Playwright Martin
McDonagh is writer and director of this film about a mobster (Ralph
Fiennes) who, after a heinous murder, orders his two Irish hit men
(Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson) to go into hiding in the
medieval Belgian city -- an experience that proves transformative
for both of them. Though the finely acted tragicomedy has several
extremely violent sequences and myriad other sordid elements,
necessitating the film's highly restrictive classification,
McDonagh's theme of the futility of cyclical violence is powerfully
conveyed, while the intermittent conversations between the two
criminals about the meaning of life and other spiritual matters
provide further texture. Pervasive rough language and some
profanity, violence with bloodshed, murder and suicide, killing of a
priest, drug use, prostitution, frank sexual talk, a nongraphic
sexual encounter and ethnic slurs. L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
(R) 2008
- -- Chaotic science fiction
thriller about a young man (Hayden Christensen) who learns he has
the ability to transport himself instantly to any location around
the globe, and how he teams with another Jumper (Jamie Bell) to
fight an agent (Samuel Jackson) of the evil Paladin forces bent on
their extermination. The premise is promising and there are some
decent effects, but director Doug Liman, so adept in the action
genre, can do little with a risible, underwritten script, dull plot
and generally indifferent performances. Intense action violence, an
instance of the f-word, crude language and profanity, implied
nonmarital sexual relationship, murder and mayhem. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2008
- -- Smart, funny and ultimately
moving comedy-drama with a strong pro-life message about an unwed
teen (an outstanding Ellen Page) who decides not to have an
abortion, and promises the coming baby to a childless couple (Jason
Bateman and Jennifer Garner) who long to adopt. The narrative has
just the right moral wrap-up; performances are tops, including J.K.
Simmons and Allison Janney as the girl's supportive parents and
Michael Cera as the shy classmate responsible for her condition.
Jason Reitman's direction strikes just the right piquant tone,
though Diablo Cody's script contains a high expletive level for its
appealing but sassy heroine. Crude language and at least one
instance of the f-word, some crass expressions, an irreverent
remark, a nongraphic premarital teen encounter with brief partial
nudity, out-of-wedlock pregnancy, sexual talk and divorce. A-III
adults. (PG-13) 2007
- -- Superb
adaptation of Khaled Hosseini's bestseller about an Afghan writer (Khalid
Abdalla) now living in the U.S. who recalls how as a boy (played by
Zekiria Ebrahimi) in his native homeland, he failed to help and
subsequently betrayed his best friend (Ahmad Khan Mahmoodzada), and
now finds he has a chance to atone for that misdeed. Under Marc
Forster's sensitive direction , the beautifully acted film provides
a fascinating portrait of pre- and post-Taliban Afghanistan; its
fine human values, strong affirmation of friendship and family, and
redemptive ending should move even the most stone-hearted. In Dari
and English. Partially subtitled. A single profanity and use of the
f-word, a brief rape scene with no nudity involving a small boy and
a bully, two discreetly worded sexual references, illegitimacy
theme, a violent beating and a woman's stoning. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults
(PG-13) 2007
- -- Charming but
ultimately dull sword and sandals adventure, based on the novel by
Valero Manfredi, about the ancient Roman roots of King Arthur.
Director Doug Lefler and screenwriters Jez Butterworth and Tom
Butterworth spin a fictional epic about young Romulus Augustus, who
fortunately finds the sword of Julius Caesar, named Excaliburum, and
even more fortunately heads to Britain. Violence merely confined to
bloodless swordfights. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG-13) 2007
- -- Diverting romantic
comedy, set in 1925, about a veteran professional football player
(George Clooney) who hires a celebrated college star (John Krasinski)
to revive his team's fortunes, only to find himself in a rivalry for
the affections of a sassy, sophisticated newspaper reporter (Renee
Zellweger) who's out to debunk his new teammate's heroic war record.
Clooney, who also directed, evokes the tangy wit of the best
screwball pairings of 1930s Hollywood and, despite a few
inconsistencies in the plot and some objectionable language, creates
an enjoyable period piece that thrives on the rough and tumble of
the pro game's unregulated infancy. Some profanity, occasional crude
and crass language, mild fistfighting, light sexual banter,
innuendo. A-III -- adults, though acceptable for older teens.
(PG-13) 2008
- -- Melancholy
semi-musical (with 13 songs by Alex Beaupain) about a young man
(Louis Garrel) grieving after the sudden death of his longtime
girlfriend (Ludivine Sagnier) from cardiac arrest, who turns for
comfort to the girl's loving family including her sister (Chiara
Mastroanni), his coworker and sometime lover (Clotilde Hesme) and a
young male student (Gregoir Leprince-Ringuet) who, improbably,
develops a romantic crush on him. In style, director Christophe
Honore's bears faint echoes of Jacques Demy's 1960s films like
"Umbrellas of Cherbourg," but even those trifles had far
more dramatic interest and charm, while the casual sexual attitudes
displayed by several of the characters here are morally problematic.
In French. Subtitles. Nonmarital sexual encounters including same
sex couplings, though nongraphic, some frank sexual talk, occasional
crude language. O -- morally offensive. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America. 2008
- -- Superbly crafted
romantic tale of a young woman (Tang Wei in an extraordinary feature
film debut) who becomes a spy for the resistance during the Japanese
occupation of Shanghai in the 1930s and '40s, who must seduce a
married collaborator (Tony Leung) in order to lure him to his death.
Director Ang Lee's glossy adaptation of revered Chinese writer
Eileen Chang's short story is a meticulously detailed, beautifully
designed period thriller, recalling iconic Hollywood films of that
era, with exquisite performances all around, making it all the more
unfortunate that Lee felt it necessary to shoot the somewhat
aberrant sex scenes so explicitly -- even if just a few minutes out
of a long, serious-minded film -- precluding endorsement from a
moral viewpoint. Subtitles. Graphic nonmarital sexual encounters,
full-frontal and rear nudity, a violent stabbing death, adultery
theme, vigilante justice, and a single use of the f-word. O --
morally offensive. (NC-17) 2007
- -- Clever, fast-paced
caper comedy about three cash-strapped women -- a middle-class
housewife (Diane Keaton) whose husband (Ted Danson) has just lost
his job, a single mom (Queen Latifah) with two young boys to
support, and a dippy but clever young woman (Katie Holmes) -- who
join forces to smuggle money out of the Federal Reserve Bank where
they work. The time-honored conventions of heist films, and the
lighthearted "Ocean's Eleven"-ish tone throughout outweigh
elements that would be morally problematic if viewed from a strictly
literal point of view. The stars make a surprisingly effective and
appealing team, and there's assured direction from Callie Khouri.
Some crude expletives, crass expressions, one use of profanity, mild
sexual talk and innuendo, an implied nonmarital encounter and brief
drug reference. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Sluggish period
melodrama -- based on John Bingham's 1950s' crime novel, "Five
Roundabouts to Heaven" -- in which a businessman (Chris Cooper)
decides to poison his wife (Patricia Clarkson) believing (wrongly)
she'll be bereft without him when he ultimately leaves her for his
mistress (Rachel McAdams), not knowing the latter is being
romantically pursued by his best friend (Pierce Brosnan). Though
co-writer-director Ira Sachs seems to want to explore the challenges
and compromises of long-term relationships, the stilted dialogue,
lumbering pace and stylized old-movie artifice undercut an
ostensibly suspenseful plot, solid performances and handsome
production design. Adultery, murder theme, nonmarital sexual
relationships, one nongraphic sexual encounter, some sexual talk and
partial male nudity. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- --
Listless romantic comedy about a struggling inner-city Chicago
single mother (Angela Bassett) who falls for her son's (Lance Gross)
generous basketball trainer (Rick Fox) while also getting to know
her long-absent, recently deceased father's other children (Jenifer
Lewis and David Mann, among others). Writer-director Perry's screen
adaptation of his own play interweaves predictable dramatic
developments with broad, sometimes off-color humor. Some sexual and
scatological jokes, occasional crude and crass language, a brief
scene of drug use, and an abortion reference. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2008
- -- Lame satirical
comedy in which the ancient King of Sparta (Sean Maguire) leaves his
realm in the care of his queen (Carmen Electra) while he leads a
small band of warriors against the aggressive ruler of Persia (Ken
Davitian). Directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer’s parody of
“300” takes on everything from “American Idol” to Gatorade,
but its humor -- always childish and often sexual or scatological --
fizzles. Rear and partial upper and frontal female nudity, much
crass and crude language, sexual and bathroom humor. L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. (PG-13) 2008
- --
Colorful though uneven comedy taken from Winifred Watson's 1938
English novel about a prim governess (a fine Frances McDormand) who,
after being unfairly fired, blossoms as the social secretary to a
flighty American actress (Amy Adams), helping her sort out the three
men in her life: her musical accompanist (Lee Pace), a nightclub
owner (Mark Strong) and a budding producer (Tom Payne), while
herself falling for a prominent fashion designer (Ciaran Hinds).
Director Bharat Nalluri's film, though more farcical than necessary
and not always hitting the mark, is nonetheless well acted and
plushly designed, while the story underscores the value of seizing
second chances, discerning what's important in life and being true
to one's finer self, with the amoral young woman ultimately making
the right decision. Brief rear and partial nudity, implied
nonmarital affairs, some innuendo, moderate swearing and brief
profanity. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Technically skillful
but relentlessly pessimistic horror tale in which an unnatural fog,
alive with murderous mutant animals, descends on a small Maine town,
leaving a representative sampling of the locals trapped in a grocery
store, where a courageous but sensible movie-poster artist (Thomas
Jane), accompanied by his son (Nathan Gamble) and aided by the
store's plucky manager (Toby Jones), must battle the malevolent
critters while also trying to arbitrate between opposing groups led
by a religious fanatic (Marcia Gay Harden) and a relentlessly
skeptical lawyer (Andre Braugher). Writer-director-producer Frank
Darabont's adaptation of Stephen King's novella has the makings of a
diverting, old-fashioned monster movie, but -- in addition to being
excessively bloody -- it instead becomes talky and meandering as it
attempts to analyze social dynamics, religion and the polarities of
human nature. Bloody violence and mutilation, mercy killing,
pervasive rough and crude language, much crass language and
profanity. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2007
- -- Noted
Chinese director Wong Kar Wai's English-language debut tells of a
young woman (singer Norah Jones in her movie debut) who, abandoned
by her boyfriend, finds solace with an empathetic diner owner (Jude
Law), after which she embarks on a cross-country odyssey of
self-discovery encountering an alcoholic cop (David Straitharn), his
estranged wife (Rachel Weisz), and a fearless gambler (Natalie
Portman, giving the film's standout performance) along the way.
Though poetically shot, generally well acted, and with characters
all drawn with an underlying moral decency, the artsy film
frequently drags. Some profanity and a few expletives, a couple of
brief violent episodes, smoking, drinking. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
-
-- Diverting, though paper-thin adventure sequel in which a treasure
hunter (Nicolas Cage), helped by his technologically gifted but
hapless partner (Justin Bartha), his estranged parents (Jon Voight
and Helen Mirren) and his archivist girlfriend (Diane Kruger), sets
out to vindicate an ancestor accused of conspiring in the Lincoln
assassination and to find a legendary city of gold while being
shadowed by the descendant of a Confederate officer (Ed Harris) who
has his own agenda and by an FBI agent (Harvey Keitel) who always
seems to be one step behind. Director John Turteltaub's overlong
film will not bear much scrutiny, but those willing to go along for
the ride will be rewarded with car chases, journeys through
underground passages and an alternative version of U.S. history.
Some intense action sequences and a couple of bathroom gags. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2007
- -- Pointless
celebration of violent machismo in which a high school student (Sean
Faris) moves to Florida with his widowed mother (Leslie Hope) and
tennis champ brother (Wyatt Smith) where he turns to a fight coach (Djimon
Hounsou) to train him in the technique of mixed martial arts after
being beaten unconscious by the obnoxious boyfriend (Cam Gigandet)
of the girl for whom he's fallen (Amber Heard). Director Jeff
Wadlow's film, despite some high sounding phrases in the script,
glamorizes brutal physical combat. Bloody fighting, a brief scene of
same-sex kissing, underage drinking, frequent crude and crass
language. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Winning yarn set on
a solitary South Pacific island where an 11-year-old girl (Abigail
Breslin) e-mails a heroic adventurer for help when her widowed
marine biologist father (Gerard Butler) fails to return from a
two-day research expedition, not realizing that her hero is actually
a highly phobic fiction writer (Jodie Foster in a rare comic turn)
living in San Francisco. Directors Mark Levin and Jennifer Flackett
deftly combine the adventurous, humorous, sentimental and
fantastical aspects of Wendy Orr's novel, and the three stars are
engaging, making this recommendable family fare. Mild action
violence. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2008
- --
Spellbinding, richly detailed thriller based on Cormac McCarthy's
2003 novel set in the Texas borderlands as a cold-blooded,
psychopathic killer (Javier Bardem) ruthlessly pursues a welder
(Josh Brolin) who's taken a suitcase of loot after stumbling across
a brutal drug slaying, while a philosophical small-town sheriff
(Tommy Lee Jones) pursues them both hoping to avert tragedy.
Co-directors and writers Joel and Ethan Coen create an atmosphere of
almost unbearably quiet tension, with powerful performances by a
masterful cast (including Woody Harrelson and Kelly MacDonald),
underscored by themes of the struggle between good and evil, the
changing ethos of the West, temptation, honor and sacrifice. Strong
violence and multiple killings with blood, occasional rough language
and profanity, and brief partial nudity. A-III -- adults. (R)
2007
- -- Fresh
telling of the oft-dramatized liaison of Anne Boleyn (Natalie
Portman) and King Henry VIII (Eric Bana), including the monarch's
break with the Catholic Church so he could divorce his first wife,
Catherine of Aragon (Ana Torrent), with an emphasis on Anne's
younger sister, Mary (Scarlett Johansson), who was the first Boleyn
to win the monarch's favor. This adaptation of Philippa Gregory's
best-seller from director Justin Chadwick keeps the story admirably
intimate, and features surprisingly authentic performances by its
non-British leads with predictably solid supporting work from
Kristin Scott Thomas, David Morrissey and Mark Rylance. Royal
bedroom intrigue with nongraphic sexual encounters including a rape,
incest reference, adultery, divorce, light sexual banter and
innuendo, and discreetly filmed beheadings. Acceptable for older
teens. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Likable romantic fairy
tale about an otherwise beautiful London heiress (Christina Ricci)
who, as the result of an ancestral curse, was born with a pig's
snout and who, with the help of her domineering mother (Catherine
O'Hara) and diffident father (Richard E. Grant) must avoid exposure
by a tabloid reporter (Peter Dinklage) while searching for the man
whose love can lift the spell, the two main candidates being an
upper-class twit (Simon Woods) and a warm-hearted musician (James
McAvoy) with a gambling problem. Director Mark Palansky's film
establishes its unlikely premise quite successfully and offers some
valuable observations about skin-deep beauty and self-acceptance,
but the plot lags in places and the groundwork for a convincing
central relationship is never really completed. Occasional crass
language and innuendo, and suicide and adultery references. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG) 2008
- -- Amiable
romantic comedy, narrated by "Mrs. Christmas" (Queen
Latifah), in which a divorced mother of three (Gabrielle Union) must
cope with the machinations of her egotistical rap star ex-husband
(Charles Q. Murphy) and the resistance of her 10-year-old son (Malik
Hammond) as she gradually falls, with the help of her daughter (Khail
Bryant), for a songwriter and shopping-mall Santa (Morris Chestnut)
who's posing as an office supply salesman. Most of the humorous
complications of director Lance Rivera's film work well enough,
though the end product falls well short of its titular adjective.
Implied premarital sex, divorce, some crass expressions and one mild
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults (PG) 2007
- -- Quirky romantic
comedy in which a likeable British twit (Simon Pegg), despite being
out of shape, must complete a marathon in order to regain the
respect of his ex-fiancee (Thandie Newton), thwart her obnoxious
boyfriend (Hank Azaria), vindicate the confidence shown by his
trusting landlord (Harish Patel) and safeguard a friend who has
rashly bet on him (Dylan Moran). Despite some errant, occasionally
outrageous humor and a familiar story arc, actor David Schwimmer's
directorial debut has enough sparkle and eccentricity to make it
past the finish line. Two scenes of rear nudity, implied premarital
sex, one use of the f-word, some crude and crass language, one
profanity, obscene gestures, sexual and scatological humor, a
violent fight and a transsexual character. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Dreary, gruesome
horror tale in which four young American tourists in Mexico
(Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Shawn Ashmore and Laura Ramsey) join
up with a German visitor (Joe Anderson) to explore a little-known
ancient temple, are trapped there by a group of armed locals, and
gradually discover what it is their captors fear about the place.
Along with some gratuitous nudity, director Carter Smith's film
subjects its audience to several noisome scenes of jarringly painful
medical procedures carried out in the most primitive circumstances.
Gory scenes of murder, amputation and mutilation, partial frontal,
upper female and rear nudity, implied nonmarital sex, frequent rough
and occasional crude and crass language. O -- morally offensive. (R)
2008
- -- Strongly acted,
perceptive study of middle-aged brother and sister (Philip Seymour
Hoffman and Laura Linney) called upon to care for their emotionally
and geographically distant father (Philip Bosco) who has had a
stroke. Writer and director Tamara Jenkins accurately etches all the
minutiae of dealing with an ailing parent, though the somber
situation is leavened with humor and the film ultimately emphasizes
the familial bond between the siblings while the conclusion is
poignantly life-affirming. Conversational rough language and
profanity, adulterous and nonmarital relationships, scatological
details, sexual encounters without nudity, drug use and much
domestic discord. L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2007
- -- Outlandish, only
sporadically funny sports comedy, set in 1976, about a one-hit
singer (Will Ferrell) who becomes the owner and playing coach of a
Midwest ABA basketball team and who must work with a new player
(Woody Harrelson) and the team's established star (Andre Benjamin)
to ensure his franchise's survival after their league's merger with
the NBA. Executive producer and director Kent Alterman's feature
debut has a few scenes of well-choreographed chaos and some sly
period references, but mostly the film lumbers along with the cast
strictly on autopilot. Brief sexual activity with partial nudity,
pervasive rough and crude language, some uttered by a priest, some
profanity and much sexual and scatological humor. L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. (R) 2008
- -- High-energy
documentary capturing parts of two hard-driving performances by
veteran rockers the Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger, Keith Richards,
Charlie Watts and Ronnie Wood) at New York City's Beacon Theatre in
fall 2006 during which they perform some of their most familiar
songs as well as lesser-known original numbers and cover material.
Director Martin Scorsese deploys 19 camera operators to create a
fluid, consistently on-target visual record of the age-defying
quartet as they strut, grimace and groove. Occasional rough and
crude language, drug references, irreverent and suggestive lyrics.
A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Glum, morbid horror tale
about a Brooklyn photographer (Joshua Jackson) and his bride
(Rachael Taylor) whose Tokyo honeymoon is haunted by the wraith of a
Japanese girl (Megumi Okina) they accidentally struck down with
their car. Director Masayuki Ochiai's remake of the 2004 Thai film
of the same name, while not gratuitously bloody, lacks coherence and
originality. Implied nonmarital sex, occasional vulgarity, including
one use each of the f- and s-words, five uses of profanity, a
suicide and a rape theme. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Somber
working-class story of a good-hearted construction worker (an
empathetic Nick Stahl) who bonds with his sister's 11-year-old
daughter (AnnaSophia Robb) when her promiscuous mother (Charlize
Theron) suddenly deserts them, eventually taking the girl to stay
with his abusive farmer father (Dennis Hopper) after he loses his
job and they run out of money. The central relationship between
uncle and niece is touching, and performances, including Woody
Harrelson and Deborra-Lee Furness as the man's concerned workmates,
are fine, but first-time director William Maher's film is more
sordid than uplifting, and the ending, redemptive in one sense, is
morally problematic in another. Pervasive rough language and some
profanity, a sexual encounter without nudity, some frank sexual
remarks, domestic violence and murder, underage smoking. L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. (R) 2008
- -- Gothic
fantasy adventure tale set on an isolated Victorian estate once
occupied by an eccentric student of the paranormal (David Strathairn)
and now home to his great-niece (Mary-Louise Parker), her twin sons
(both played by Freddie Highmore) and daughter (Sarah Bolger), all
of whom find themselves caught up in a struggle among normally
invisible creatures, some good, others evil, for possession of a
book detailing their ancestor's discoveries. Director Mark Waters'
lavish film, showcasing first-class special effects, some fine
performances, unobjectionable dialogue and estimable lessons about
family life, is appropriate for all but the youngest viewers, who
might find it too intense. Some fantasy violence, a couple of mild
oaths. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2008
- --
Lighthearted, enjoyable dance sequel about an orphaned teen (Briana
Evigan) who enrolls at a prestigious arts academy and, with the
encouragement of a popular fellow student (Robert Hoffman), forms a
hip-hop dance crew made up of likable eccentrics (Adam G. Sevani,
Mari Koda and Luis Rosado, among others) from the school to rival
the street crew to which she formerly belonged. Despite many
derivative elements, occasionally clunky dialogue and some subpar
acting, director Jon M. Chu's first feature manages to be both funny
and charmingly romantic in between its well-staged, high-energy
dance sequences. One scene of violence, moderately suggestive
dancing and some crass language. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG-13) 2008
- -- Moderately amusing
improvised mock documentary about an addiction-prone,
down-on-his-luck Las Vegas casino owner (Woody Harrelson) who
sponsors and plays in a poker tournament that brings together a
collection of eccentrics (David Cross, Dennis Farina and Cheryl
Hines, among others) to compete for a $10 million prize. Co-writer
and director Zak Penn's comedy, following the path blazed by
Christopher Guest, takes a sly, deadpan approach to its characters'
sometimes outrageous, sometimes banal behavior, but only scores
laughs intermittently. Much rough, crude and crass language, three
uses of profanity, some sexual humor, drug and prostitution
references, and an obscene gesture. A-III -- adults. (R) 2008
- --
Extraordinarily fine drama loosely based on Upton Sinclair 1927
novel, "Oil!" set during the early 20th century, about the
rise and fall of a ruthless oil tycoon (Daniel Day-Lewis) who,
accompanied by his young son (Dillon Freasier), fleeces a poor
central California family of their land, and eventually finds
himself pitted against one of the family's sons, a charismatic
preacher (Paul Dano). Director Paul Thomas Anderson has used the
novel as a springboard to fashion a classic piece of American
cinema, with Day-Lewis' galvanizing performance among the great
ones, though the confrontation between the tycoon and the preacher
that forms the film's climax is truly disturbing. Some brief but
brutal violence, murder, three uses of profanity and several crude
expressions. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2008
- -- Flashy but shallow fact-based
psychological drama in which a gifted MIT senior (Jim Sturgess)
reluctantly joins a group of other math whizzes led by a hard-edged
professor (Kevin Spacey), and including the girl he'd like to date
(Kate Bosworth), in a scheme to win at blackjack by counting cards
in Las Vegas casinos, eventually drawing the ire of a veteran
security consultant (Laurence Fishburne). Director Robert Luketic's
film shows the perils of greed and hubris, but also celebrates
revenge and the value of indiscriminate "life
experiences." Nongraphic, nonmarital sexual activity, brief
rear nudity, a same-sex kiss, some crude and crass language, and
sexual humor. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Glossy but formulaic
romantic comedy about a perennial bridesmaid (the engaging Katherine
Heigl) and the wedding reporter (James Marsden) who pursues her
incognito, while she silently pines for her boss (Edward Burns) who,
in turn, has fallen for her glamorous but superficial kid sister (Malin
Akerman). Anne Fletcher's smooth direction, Heigl's self-deprecating
charm and the rest of the personable cast compensate somewhat for
the predictable script with results never less than pleasant, and
there's a satisfying and morally sound plot resolution. Some crude
language, crass expressions, a superfluous bathroom scene, an
implied nonmarital sexual encounter, and mild sexual banter and
innuendo. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008 A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Touching story of a 9-year-old Mexican boy
(Adrian Alonso) who, following the death of his grandmother and
temporary guardian (Angelina Pelaez), pays two American siblings
(America Ferrera and Jesse Garcia) to smuggle him across the border
so that he can reunite with his mother (Kate del Castillo), working
in the United States illegally to improve his future. Along the way
he forms an unlikely friendship with a tough, go-it-alone farm
laborer (Eugenio Derbez). Director Patricia Riggen's restrained
feature debut movingly dramatizes a real-life plight affecting
millions of children, with all three leads turning in luminous
performances. In Spanish. Subtitles. Occasional crude, crass and
profane language, and a sexual reference; probably acceptable for
older teens. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2008
- -- Propulsive
thriller about an attempted assassination of the U.S. president
(William Hurt) as he delivers an anti-terrorist speech in Spain, as
seen from eight different perspectives including his Secret Service
men (Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox), an American tourist (Forest
Whitaker), an American TV producer (Sigourney Weaver), a Spanish
security officer (Eduardo Noriega), and myriad other characters on
the scene during the shooting and the deadly bombings which
immediately follow. Director Pete Travis demonstrates a great
affinity for this kind of material, while the cast delivers
committed performances. Plot improbabilities aside, the script is
clever, while culminating in a heart-pounding car chase. Much action
violence which, though intense, is not gruesome, frequent uses of
the s-word uttered under duress, some mild profanity. A-III --
adults (though acceptable for older teens). (PG-13) 2008
-- Often funny and
ultimately moving documentary about a Northampton, Mass., senior
citizens' chorus whose repertoire includes rock, R&B and punk
selections as they rehearse over a two-month period for a hometown
concert and cope with the death of one member and the ill health of
others. Director-narrator Stephen Walker's film quickly engages
viewers by introducing a winning array of real-life characters and
charting their struggles to master the music and carry on with the
show. Frank sexual discussion, innuendo, occasional crass language;
possibly acceptable for older teens. A-III -- adults. (PG) 2008
The following are capsule reviews of theatrical movies on network
and cable television the week of May 11. Please note that televised
versions may or may not be edited for language, nudity, violence and
sexual situations.
Sunday, May 11, 8-10:45 p.m. EDT (AMC) "Mr. Holland's
Opus" (1996). Satisfying drama in which an aspiring composer
reluctantly takes a job as a high school music teacher (Richard
Dreyfuss) to support a wife and deaf son and spends his life
inspiring generations of adolescents with his dedication and love of
music. Helped by Dreyfuss' fine performance, director Stephen
Herek's sentimental tale of a good man stresses old-fashioned
virtues, as well as the importance of good teachers and the arts in
developing young minds. Mild sexual innuendo and fleeting profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification of the
theatrical version was A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating was PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
Tuesday, May 13, 8-10:15 p.m. EDT (TCM) "Steel Magnolias"
(1989). Some sassy Southern belles (Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine,
Olympia Dukakis and Daryl Hannah) share the joys and sorrows of a
friend (Sally Field) and her headstrong, diabetic daughter (Julia
Roberts) in comic and supportive banter at the beauty shop and
during key events involving marriage, birth and death. Adapted by
Robert Harling from his play and directed by Herb Ross, the movie is
a rollicking tear-jerker with polished performances and a refreshing
focus on women friends who are more seasoned than sexy. Some sexual
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical version was A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating was PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
Friday, May 16, 8-10 p.m. EDT (Fox) "Dodgeball: A True Underdog
Story" (2004). Failed laugher about a bunch of scrappy misfits
(led by Vince Vaughn) who form a dodgeball team to compete in a
high-stakes tournament in Las Vegas to save their rundown
neighborhood gym from being taken over by a state-of-the-art
competitor (owned by Ben Stiller). As directed by Rawson Marshall
Thurber, "Dodgeball" follows a tried-and-true David-vs.-Goliath
formula, but its love-yourself-for-who-you-are message is weighed
down by its puerile brand of crass comedy. Recurring crude and
sexual language and humor, an instance of rough language and
profanity, and same-sex kissing. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of the theatrical version was L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating was PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
Friday, May 16, 9:30-11:15 p.m. EDT (TCM) "Lilies of the
Field" (1963). When an itinerant jack-of-all-trades (Sidney
Poitier) stops to help a group of German nuns newly arrived in New
Mexico, his cheerful generosity is disdained by the stern, demanding
Mother Superior (Lilia Skala) until he builds them a chapel with the
aid of the local Mexican-American community. Directed by Ralph
Nelson, the movie's simple little story of the triumph of faith
coupled with good will has enormous charm in the winning
performances of the two principals, some good-natured comedy and an
infectious theme song that will leave viewers humming
"Amen." The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical version was A-I -- general
patronage. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America.
Saturday, May 17, 8-10 p.m. EDT (HBO) "Evan Almighty"
(2007). Delightful contemporary spin on the Noah story, as a TV
anchorman turned congressman (Steve Carell) is instructed by God
(Morgan Freeman) to build an ark in light of an impending flood,
much to the skeptical consternation of his colleagues on Capitol
Hill (John Michael Higgins, Wanda Sykes and John Goodman), his wife
(Lauren Graham) and his three young sons. Imparting an overall
message about how one act of random kindness can change the world,
director Tom Shadyac and screenwriter Steve Oedekerk skillfully
combine slapstick, sentiment and surprising reverence -- these
elements beautifully embodied in Carell's seriocomic central
performance -- while the paired animals and the flood effects are
wonderfully done. A smattering of mildly crass language, humor,
irreverence and innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of the theatrical version was A-II --
adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating was PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not
be suitable for children.
Saturday, May 17, 8-11 p.m. EDT (ABC) "Hitch" (2005).
Entertaining, if not totally convincing, old-fashioned romance about
a highly successful "date doctor," Alex
("Hitch") Hitchens (Will Smith), who helps shy men woo the
women they love but are too timid to approach. He falls for a gossip
columnist (Eva Mendes) who just happens to be on the trail of an
heiress (Amber Valletta) who is dating one of Hitch's clients, the
rotund and bumbling Albert (Kevin James), leading to predictable
complications. Andy Tennant's film is a refreshing throwback to the
lighthearted fare that Hollywood used to produce, nicely devoid of
gratuitous sexual situations, possesses a good moral tone, and
contains appealing performances, but the script just misses being a
total success because of some implausible plot turns, while the
broadness of some gags undermines the realistic foundation so
essential to the best comedies. A few instances of profanity, rough,
and crude language, one brief sexual situation, and adult thematic
elements. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical version was A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating was PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
TV program notes -- week of May 11
Here are some television program notes for the week of May 11 with
their TV Parental Guidelines ratings if available. They have not
been reviewed and therefore are not necessarily recommended by the
Office for Film & Broadcasting.
Sunday, May 11, 7-8 p.m. EDT (NBC) "Teleflora Presents:
America's Favorite Mom." Thousands of moms have been nominated
online at www.americasfavoritemom.com representing amazing,
dedicated and caring moms from all walks of life. Five finalists
will be vying for the title of "America's Favorite Mom"
and hosts Donny and Marie Osmond will perform together for the first
time in eight years (TV-PG -- parental guidance suggested).
Sunday, May 11, 8-9 p.m. EDT (Animal Planet) "Ocean
Voyagers." An intimate look at an ancient species and one of
the largest animals ever to live on planet earth, humpback whales,
which have been traveling throughout the world's oceans for millions
of years.
Sunday, May 11, 8-9 p.m. EDT (PBS) "Prince of the Alps."
High in the Austrian Alps, a female red deer, a leader in her herd,
gives birth to a calf. Her status makes her male offspring a prince
among the other calves. But hunters, skiers, hikers and pet dogs, as
well as a harsh and icy winter, threaten their survival on this
"Nature" presentation (TV-PG -- parental guidance
suggested).
Tuesday, May 13, 8-9 p.m. EDT (PBS) "A Walk to Beautiful."
The story of three Ethiopian women, rejected and ostracized after
they suffered injuries in childbirth, and their journey to a special
hospital in Addis Ababa, the capital, where they find solace and
hope. A "Nova" presentation (TV-PG -- parental guidance
suggested).
Tuesday, May 13, 9-11 p.m. EDT (PBS) "Storm Over Everest."
World-renowned climber and filmmaker David Breashears travels to
Mount Everest to tell the story of a 1996 storm that resulted in the
worst climbing tragedy in Everest's history. It is the story of 11
climbers, with eyewitness accounts of their astonishing survival in
the world's most unforgiving environment. A "Frontline"
presentation.
Wednesday, May 14, 10-11 p.m. EDT (EWTN) "John Paul II and His
Friend." This Polish documentary explores the close
relationship between Pope John Paul II and his Jewish friend, Jurek
Kluger; the two lost touch after childhood and became fervently
reacquainted in their adult years.
Saturday, May 17, 8-9 p.m. EDT (EWTN) "An Empire
Conquered." Joseph Campanella hosts this docudrama about the
heroic martyrs who lived and died during the turbulent early years
of Christianity.
Family
Video of the Week
Very appealing and tuneful period musical – circa
1900’s – in which Jane Powell tries to catch Latin
heartthrob Ricardo Montalban, while Reynolds (and
co-star Carleton Carpenter) perform the catchy “Aba
Daba Honeymoon.” Directed by Rowland. A-I --
general patronage.
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