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Movie Reviews
March 12th, 2010
The following movies have been
evaluated by the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops' Office for Film and
Broadcasting according to artistic merit and moral suitability. The reviews
include the USCCB rating, the Motion Picture Association of America rating, and
a brief synopsis of the movie.
The reviews can be heard by calling 1-800-311-4CCC. The movie review
line is updated each Friday and includes information about recent theater
releases and a Family Video of the Week.
The classifications are as follows:
- A-I -- general patronage;
- A-II -- adults and adolescents;
- A-III -- adults;
- A-IV -- adults, with reservations (an A-IV classification designates
problematic films that, while not morally offensive in themselves, require
caution and some analysis and explanation as a safeguard against wrong
interpretations and false conclusions);
- O -- morally offensive.
Movies in Wide Release
- Green
Zone—Idealistic but raw combat drama, set in the early days
of the U.S. invasion of Iraq, as a dedicated Army officer (Matt Damon) tries
to discover why his unit's search for the Saddam regime's weapons of mass
destruction continually comes up empty, and finds himself caught in a power
struggle between a Defense Department intelligence agent (Greg Kinnear)
who's indifferent to the justification for American intervention and a rogue
CIA station chief (Brendan Gleeson) who believes the whole operation rests
on a foundation of lies and fabrications. Director Paul Greengrass' uneasy
mix of political conspiracy yarn and action adventure, loosely inspired by
journalist Rajiv Chandrasekaran's 2007 bestseller "Imperial Life in the
Emerald City," increasingly takes on the qualities of a personal
crusade by its hero, thus blunting its ability to dissect larger questions
of real-life morality. Considerable action violence, some of it bloody,
torture, several uses of profanity, frequent rough and crude language.
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. (R) 2010
Brooklyn's
Finest—Seamy New York police drama chronicling a week in the
lives of a cynical patrolman (Richard Gere) on the verge of retirement, an
undercover operative (Don Cheadle) desperate for promotion to a safe desk
job and a narcotics officer (Ethan Hawke) tempted to steal drug money to
provide for his ill wife and growing family. Though Catholic imagery
pervades director Antoine Fuqua's grim journey through Gotham's criminal
underworld, faith provides no meaningful guidance to the conflicted
characters as they cross legal and moral boundaries, and as the obscenity
laden-script lurches from bloodshed to explicit scenes of sexuality.
Frequent bloody violence, including beatings, shootings and strangulation,
graphic nonmarital sexual activity, upper female nudity, a few uses of
profanity, unremitting rough and crude language. O -- morally
offensive. (R) 2010
- Alice
in Wonderland—Very loosely inspired by, but not recklessly
departing from, Lewis Carroll's famous books, this 3-D fantasy-adventure
mixes animation and live action as it follows its plucky Victorian heroine
(Mia Wasikowska) -- here a 19-year-old -- down the rabbit hole into a
strange, nonsensical realm where she conspires with the Mad Hatter (Johnny
Depp) and various frazzled fauna to end the despotic rule of the Red Queen
(Helena Bonham Carter). Although younger viewers will be frightened by
certain sequences, director Tim Burton refrains from indulging in the more
macabre or avant-garde aspects of the tale; and yet, while it conveys a
salubrious message with vaguely Christian echoes, the film's aesthetic
impact is lessened by the lack of a coherent visual style. Sequences of
fantasy action and violence, including a skewered animal eyeball, human
characters striking one another; images of mild animal cruelty, some
discussion of beheadings, a character smoking a water pipe and one instance
of light profanity. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG) 2010
Cop
Out—This vulgar buddy comedy follows two unconventional New
York police detectives (Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan) as they try to
recover the valuable baseball card Willis' character was planning to sell to
finance his daughter's wedding but which was stolen by a petty thief (Seann
William Scott), and passed on to a memorabilia-obsessed drug lord (Guillermo
Diaz). As penned by Robb and Mark Cullen and directed by Kevin Smith,
foul-mouthed dialogue and bullet-riddled action sequences drown out the
mostly smile-free script's faint messages about marital trust and
self-sacrificing parental love. Considerable, sometimes gory, action
violence; a scene of torture; pervasive rough and crude language; about a
dozen uses of profanity; and much sexual and scatological humor. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2010
- The
Crazies—A small-town sheriff (Timothy Olyphant), his deputy
(Joe Anderson), the sheriff's doctor wife (Radha Mitchell) and her office
assistant (Danielle Panabaker) fend off their neighbors who have been
transformed into homicidal maniacs by an environmental accident affecting
the local water supply while also struggling to evade capture by Army troops
bent on quelling the outbreak at any cost. A potentially thought-provoking
parable about ecological irresponsibility and military excess in an
emergency is lost amid the bloodletting in director Breck Eisner's
relatively lavish updating of George A. Romero's low-budget 1973 horror
exercise. Excessive gory violence, some gruesome images, at least a
half-dozen uses of profanity, pervasive rough and much crude language.
O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Shutter
Island—Prolix psychological thriller set in 1954 follows a
U.S. marshal (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his new partner (Mark Ruffalo) to a
storm-swept island in Boston Harbor on which an asylum for the criminally
insane becomes the venue for elaborately staged hysterics borne of trauma
and guilt. Adapted from a Dennis Lehane novel, the picture amounts to a
genre exercise for director Martin Scorsese, and affords DiCaprio and other
respectable actors the chance to declaim excessively coarse dialogue in
service of an overblown mystery. Pervasive rough, crude and crass language;
frequent profanity; a number of sexual references and discussions of violent
acts; many potentially disturbing images of corpses in a concentration camp
setting and in connection with an act of infanticide; a number of fairly
graphic episodes of gun violence; and an instance of partially obscured
frontal male nudity. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
- Percy
Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief—A mildly
troubled New York high school student (Logan Lerman) discovers his true
identity as a demigod -- offspring of the Greek sea god Poseidon (Kevin
McKidd) and a human mother (Catherine Keener) -- and embarks on a quest to
prevent a war among the deities of Mount Olympus, assisted by a semi-divine
teen girl warrior (Alexandra Daddario) and a courageous but untested
adolescent satyr (Brandon T. Jackson). Director Chris Columbus' glossy but
shallow screen version of the first in novelist Rick Riordan's best-selling
series of children's novels relies on some slick special effects to keep the
adventure moving forward, though the titular hero's transformation from a
12- to a 17-year-old introduces elements unsuitable for some of the book's
younger fans, while parents who see the tale's mythological premise as more
than a literary device will hesitate to allow impressionable youngsters to
view it. Pagan themes, brief domestic discord, a few instances of sexual
innuendo, a couple of crass terms. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG) 2010
Valentine's
Day—Ensemble romantic comedy, directed by Garry Marshall,
charting the amorous ups and downs of a series of interconnected Los
Angelinos over the titular holiday, including a newly engaged florist
(Ashton Kutcher) and his live-in fiancee (Jessica Alba), a teacher (Jennifer
Garner) and her doctor beau (Patrick Dempsey), a long-married couple
(Shirley MacLaine and Hector Elizondo) preparing to renew their vows, and a
pair of 18-year-old high school students (Emma Roberts and Carter Jenkins)
planning to lose their virginity together. As unengaging as it is unwieldy,
screenwriter Katherine Fugate's tale of loves lost and found rejects marital
infidelity, but otherwise takes the full physical expression of affection as
a given, before marriage, before college and between members of the same
gender. Implicit approval of nonmarital sexual activity and homosexual acts,
partial nudity, adultery and phone-sex themes, sexual references and jokes,
brief irreverent humor, a half-dozen crude and some crass terms. O
-- morally offensive. (PG-13) 2010
The
Wolfman—Alternately spooky, savage and silly, this remake of
the 1941 monster classic starring Lon Chaney Jr. tells of a decent if
troubled man (Benicio Del Toro) periodically transformed into a hirsute
beast after returning to his ancestral estate in England following the
brutal murder of his brother in 1891. Striking a tone that might be
described as "visceral camp," director Joe Johnston entertains by
rendering the trappings of lycanthrope lore with first-rate special effects
and actors -- Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt and Hugo Weaving -- willing to
feast on the material. Frequent episodes of moderately graphic violence
including fleeting images of human entrails, decapitations and severed
limbs; an instance of partial upper female nudity; several references to
prostitution; one use of profane language. A-III -- adults.
(R) 2010
- From
Paris With Love—A Paris-based American diplomat and low-level
CIA agent (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) yearns to be a real spy but finds himself
bewildered when assigned to partner a trigger-happy visiting operative (John
Travolta) whose wild pursuit of drug dealers and terrorists sees the pair
cutting a bloody swath through the French capital's criminal underworld
while the novice's prolonged absence from home causes friction with his
live-in Gallic girlfriend (Kasia Smutniak). As directed by Pierre Morel, the
proceedings are occasionally amusing but far more often gleefully violent,
with Adi Hasak's F-word heavy script glamorizing the mayhem and winking at
the Travolta character's tawdry encounter with a streetwalker. Constant,
sometimes bloody action violence, offscreen sexual activity with a
prostitute, cohabitation, drug use, a couple of profanities, pervasive rough
and much crude language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Dear
John—This frequently sentimental drama, set in South
Carolina, charts the love-at-first-sight romance between a Special Forces
sergeant (Channing Tatum) home on leave to visit his mildly autistic father
(Richard Jenkins) and an affluent college student (Amanda Seyfried), their
prolonged separation due to his reenlistment following the 9/11 terrorist
attacks, and their efforts to maintain their bond by long-distance letter
writing. Though the portrayal of the conflicted filial relationship is
moving, director Lasse Hallstrom's adaptation of Catholic writer Nicholas
Sparks' best-selling 2006 novel focuses mostly on the emotionally
unrealistic evolution of the lovers' attachment, and endorses its premature
consummation along the way. Nongraphic premarital sexual activity with
partial nudity, a few uses of profanity, at least four instances of the
S-word. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2010
Edge
of Darkness —After his adult daughter (Bojana Novakovic) is
brutally murdered, a Boston police detective (Mel Gibson) investigates her
secretive work for a nuclear research firm (led by Danny Huston), aided by
her fearful boyfriend and co-worker (Shawn Roberts) and by a shadowy fixer
(Ray Winstone) whose loyalties are ambiguous. In a reasonably absorbing but
gritty adaptation of the acclaimed 1985 BBC miniseries of the same title,
director Martin Campbell mixes sometimes shocking violence into a stark tale
of loss and corruption, and skirts the dark edges of vigilantism. Complex
moral issues, considerable and sometimes bloody violence, an implied
premarital relationship, a few uses of profanity, much rough and some crude
language. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2010
When
in Rome—Perky romantic comedy about a work-obsessed New York
museum curator (Kristen Bell) who travels to Rome for her sister's (Alexis
Dziena) wedding and falls for the best man (Josh Duhamel), but their path to
bliss takes a detour when she defies local custom by removing several coins
from the "Fountain of Love," causing the quartet of eccentric
strangers who deposited the change (Danny DeVito, Will Arnett, Jon Heder and
Dax Shepard) to become hopelessly infatuated with her. While the youthful,
slightly pixilated priest (Keir O'Donnell) who performs the nuptials comes
in for some gentle ribbing, director Mark Steven Johnson's pleasantly
diverting, blithely illogical ensemble piece is mostly worry-free with only
a fleeting scene of newlywed friskiness barring endorsement for teens. Brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking with implied nudity, mildly irreverent
portrayal of a clergyman and a few crass expressions. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2010
Legion—Theologically
skewed apocalyptic horror outing in which a despairing God unleashes hordes
of demonic angels to destroy human civilization but, rebelling against the
plan, the archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) battles to defend a remote
roadside cafe (owned by Dennis Quaid and Charles S. Dutton) long enough for
its pregnant waitress (Adrianne Palicki) to give birth to humanity's future
savior. Director and co-writer Scott Stewart's feature debut intersperses
relentless violence with metaphysical mush to create a long, grim slog that
leaves viewers feeling as besieged as the characters (also including Lucas
Black and Tyrese Gibson) trapped in the lonesome eatery. Convoluted
religious themes; constant, though mostly nongraphic, violence; an
out-of-wedlock pregnancy; a couple of uses of profanity; much rough language
(including at least 25 uses of the F-word); and some crude and crass terms. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Extraordinary
Measures—Engaging medical drama, based on actual events,
about the often prickly partnership between a successful pharmaceuticals
executive (Brendan Fraser) -- two of whose children (Meredith Droeger and
Sam M. Hall) are afflicted by the same rare and fatal disease -- and the
eccentric scientist (Harrison Ford) whose pioneering but underfunded
research may offer the only hope of saving the kids. Director Tom Vaughan's
adaptation of Geeta Anand's 2004 book "The Cure," which also
features Keri Russell as the businessman's rock-solid spouse, makes no
mention of the Catholic faith that helped to sustain the real-life dad, but
does chart his relentless, against-the-odds struggle to overcome the
illness, a battle which initially seemed likely to derail his career and
deprive him of what little time he might have left to spend with his son and
daughter. Brief nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least five uses of
profanity, about a dozen crude and a half-dozen crass terms. A-III
-- adults. (PG) 2010
-
Tooth
Fairy—Feeble fable in which a disillusioned minor-league
hockey player (Dwayne Johnson) who discourages children from dreaming big
and denies the existence of the titular sprite is sentenced by the matriarch
of Fairyland (Julie Andrews) to spend two weeks as a winged tooth fairy, a
secret mission that complicates his relationship with his girlfriend (Ashley
Judd) and threatens his macho standing among his teammates (including
skateboarding star Ryan Sheckler). Director Michael Lembeck's mostly
family-friendly comedy, which also features Stephen Merchant as Johnson's
officious but good-hearted pixie mentor, never really takes flight, while
scenes of unnecessary roughness on the ice and an out-of-place exchange
about the onset of puberty preclude endorsement for all. Moderate hockey
violence, some mild sexual references and brief scatological humor. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
-
The
Spy Next Door—Generally good-hearted but thin martial-arts
comedy in which an undercover spy (Jackie Chan) posing as a mild-mannered
pen salesman is left in charge of his divorced girlfriend's (Amber Valletta)
three kids (Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley and Alina Foley), even as he
works to thwart the evil schemes of a Russian criminal (Magnus Scheving)
bent on cornering the international petroleum market. Director Brian
Levant's family-oriented offering -- which also features country singer
Billy Ray Cyrus and comedian George Lopez as Chan's CIA colleagues -- while
sketchy, is mostly free of worrisome content and charts its central
character's self-sacrificing efforts to protect the youngsters and win their
trust, but scenes of hand-to-hand combat makes it unsuitable for the
smallest viewers and brief interludes of mildly risque humor further
restrict its appropriate audience. Considerable, though nongraphic martial
arts violence, acceptability of divorce, some vaguely sexual humor, at least
one crude term. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG)
2010
-
The
Book of Eli—This unexpectedly contemplative and lyrical, if
violent, homage to spaghetti Westerns, martial arts films and religious
faith follows a lone hero (Denzel Washington) as he traverses a
post-apocalyptic landscape using his considerable fighting skills to
safeguard the only extant copy of the King James Bible. Director siblings
Albert and Allen Hughes have succeeded at making an entertaining and
relatively substantive movie, while refraining from saturating the
proceedings in blood or prolonging the violent passages. Still, some
moviegoers will find the pairing of scripture with stylized aggression
unnecessary and avoidable. Intermittent strong violence including gun- and
swordplay and a killing intended to be merciful, much rough language, some
crude language, and brief sexual innuendo. L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
(R) 2010
-
Daybreakers—This
potentially intriguing, but excessively violent tale, set in a futuristic
world where a mysterious plague has transformed the vast majority of the
population into vampires, and where the blood supply drawn from the few
remaining mortals is rapidly dwindling, follows the efforts of a
conscientious undead researcher (Ethan Hawke) to develop a viable
substitute, his conflict with the greedy chief (Sam Neill) of the
conglomerate sponsoring his work and his eventual partnership with two
fugitive humans (Willem Dafoe and Claudia Karvan) who may have discovered an
alternative solution to the crisis. Co-writers and directors Peter and
Michael Spierig effectively conjure a society where blood-suckers are the
norm and use it to make satiric points about corporate excess and
environmental irresponsibility, but the intermittently gory proceedings move
toward a climactic scene of orgiastic bloodletting. Graphic gruesome
violence, including decapitation, dismemberment and exploding bodies; upper
female nudity; at least three uses of profanity; and some rough and crude
language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
- Youth
in Revolt—Sometimes witty but consistently sex-focused
coming-of-age comedy about a lonely California teen (Michael Cera) whose
sophisticated cultural tastes make him a fish out of water in his divorced
parents' (Jean Smart and Steve Buscemi) lowbrow world, and his obsessive
love for a like-minded girl (Portia Doubleday) he meets on vacation at a
trailer park. Director Miguel Arteta's adaptation of "Youth in Revolt:
The Journals of Nick Twisp" -- the first in C.D. Payne's series of
novels about the titular adolescent -- sees Cera developing a suave but
amoral alter ego willing to cause mayhem to help his timid original reunite
with, and lose his burdensome virginity to, the object of his desire.
Explicit animated images of intercourse, nongraphic premarital (and probably
underage) sexual activity, masturbation, drug use, at least one profanity,
much sexual humor and considerable rough and crude language. O --
morally offensive. (R) 2010
Leap
Year—Likable romantic comedy in which a controlling Boston
real estate consultant (Amy Adams) follows her commitment-shy live-in
boyfriend (Adam Scott) to Ireland, where he's attending a cardiologists'
convention and where she hopes to take advantage of a national tradition
allowing women to propose on Leap Day, but bad weather derails her plans,
forcing her to rely on a laidback rural innkeeper (Matthew Goode) to get her
to Dublin in time. Though the background details are closer to 1952's
"The Quiet Man" than to the post-Celtic Tiger contemporary
reality, the central opposites-attract relationship in director Anand
Tucker's Hibernian idyll is old-fashioned in the best sense, with physical
restraint allowing room for a dexterously acted, if somewhat formulaic,
portrayal of deepening emotional engagement, and helping to make this --
despite the elements described below -- probably acceptable for older teens.
Implied cohabitation, some mildly sexual humor, at least two uses of
profanity and one of the S-word, and a few crass terms. A-III
-- adults. (PG) 2009
The
Lovely Bones—Narrating from beyond the grave, a 14-year-old
girl (Saoirse Ronan) recounts her murder at the hands of a psychopath (a
squirm-provoking Stanley Tucci) and the effects of the crime on her
devastated parents (Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Weisz), her boozy but sensible
grandmother (Susan Sarandon) and her sensitive younger sister (Rose McIver),
who eventually joins the obsessive dad in a determined hunt for redress.
Director and co-writer Peter Jackson's adaptation of Alice Sebold's
best-selling 2002 novel features a visually rich, though theologically vague
vision of "the In-Between," a picturesque purgatory in which the
youthful heroine is trapped as she works through her rage and desire for
revenge, but the attempt to blend genres with a story that mixes elements of
suspense, emotion-driven drama and a morality tale about the limits of human
justice and the dangers of fixation eventually becomes scattershot. Themes
of perversion and crime, gory images, scenes of harsh violence, brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least one use of profanity and of the
F-word, a few crude and crass terms. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2009
It's
Complicated—A decade after their divorce, a couple (Meryl
Streep and Alec Baldwin) reconnect and have an affair, despite his second
marriage to a much younger wife (Lake Bell) and her budding romance with an
architect (Steve Martin). Though it highlights the lasting emotional toll
exacted on children when their parents split, writer-director Nancy Meyers'
aesthetically smooth-running romantic comedy is aptly titled from a Catholic
moral perspective, since -- assuming their union was valid to begin with --
the pair's seeming adultery, presented as a daring feminist adventure for
Streep's well-delineated character, would in fact be marital lovemaking, yet
the breach of trust with the new "spouse" can hardly be excused,
and adds a further twist to an ethically tangled story demanding careful
evaluation by mature viewers. Complex moral issues; skewed values; implied
sexual activity, some of it adulterous; off-screen masturbation; fleeting
rear nudity; considerable drug use; some sexual references and humor; and a
half-dozen crude or crass terms. L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2009
Sherlock
Holmes—This vigorous but frequently violent addition to the
chronicles of the iconic sleuth sees Holmes (entertainingly sly Robert
Downey Jr.) and his perennial sidekick Dr. Watson (Jude Law) on the trail of
a Satan-worshipping homicidal aristocrat (Mark Strong) who has inspired a
wave of public panic by apparently rising from the dead after his execution,
while Watson's plans to abandon detective work to marry the young woman
(Kelly Reilly) for whom he's fallen, as well as the appearance of a femme
fatale (Rachel McAdams) who has bested and befuddled Holmes in the past,
heighten the tension. As envisioned by director Guy Ritchie, this brawny
Sherlock slugs his way through several bone-crunching square-offs across
Victorian London while investigating the dark doings of the Masonic-style
secret society to which the errant lord belonged and which may hold the key
to his seemingly supernatural powers. Considerable action violence, occult
themes, satanic activity, brief irreverence, a sexual situation, a few
sexual references and jokes. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2009
Alvin
and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel—Harmless but mostly routine
comedy with music, mixing animation and live action, in which the familiar
trio of harmonizing rodents (voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and
Jesse McCartney) have a series of slapstick misadventures, eventually
winding up in the inept care of a gadget-obsessed slacker (Zachary Levi),
becoming school students, and entering a singing competition that pits them
against a group of chipmunk divas (voices of Amy Poehler, Anna Faris and
Christina Applegate). A bit of gently rude humor aside, director Betty
Thomas' extension of the 50-year-old franchise, which includes hit
recordings, a pair of TV cartoon series and this feature's 2007 predecessor,
"Alvin and the Chipmunks," is unobjectionable, though its positive
lessons about choosing loyalty over selfishness come wrapped in an
entertainment package that feels somewhat shopworn. A-I -- general
patronage. (PG)
Avatar—Among
the most expensive and highly anticipated films ever made, director James
Cameron's visually arresting science-fiction adventure sends a paraplegic
soldier (Sam Worthington) to a planet called Pandora where he falls in love
with a native princess (Zoe Saldana) and must choose between her
ecologically enlightened culture and his own violent, rapacious species.
Amid passages resembling a Vietnam War movie, a western -- pitting bellicose
interlopers against spiritual natives in harmony with their natural
environment -- and a Disney animated musical, Cameron marshals impressive
resources to tell an entertaining story, though whether the aliens'
pantheistic religion is meant to be a model for humanity or merely an
indigenous cult remains unclear. Frightening action sequences with much
intense, war-related violence, an implied sexual encounter, partial upper
female and rear nudity, a consistently sensual undercurrent, frequent
profanity, considerable crude and crass language A-III -- adults.
(PG-13)
Did
You Hear About the Morgans?—Pleasant, if largely predictable,
romantic comedy in which a recently separated New York couple (Hugh Grant
and Sarah Jessica Parker) accidentally witness the contract killing of an
arms dealer and, as part of the government's protection program, are
abruptly relocated to rural Wyoming where, sheltered and shielded by a
no-nonsense federal marshal (Sam Elliott) and his gun-toting wife (Mary
Steenburgen), they gradually discover the joys of down-home living as they
reassess their relationship. Writer-director Marc Lawrence's
fish-out-of-water tale is an unabashed celebration of marriage and family
life and, though it features extensive discussion of the negative effects of
infidelity, is mostly free of objectionable material, making it probably
acceptable for older teens. Adultery and infertility themes, off-screen
marital lovemaking, a few mildly sexual jokes, at least one crude and one
crass term. A-III -- adults. (PG-13)
Nine—Glossy
but morally shallow musical drama -- set in 1965 Italy and based on the life
of Federico Fellini -- in which a celebrated film director (Daniel
Day-Lewis) suffers a creative and personal crisis, scrambling to conceal the
fact that his latest work, about to go into production, has no script, and
struggling to maintain his relationships with his wife (Marion Cotillard),
his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his favorite actress and muse (Nicole Kidman)
and his costume designer confidante (Judi Dench). Director Rob Marshall's
adaptation of Arthur L. Kopit and Maury Yeston's 1982 Broadway hit, itself
an homage to Fellini's "8 1/2," treats adultery as a symptom of
sophistication, and present the Catholic Church as, by turns, irrelevant,
repressive and hypocritical. Pervasive negative portrayal of Catholicism,
brief nongraphic adulterous sexual activity, recurrent adultery theme,
partial upper female and rear nudity, a couple of uses of profanity, a few
crass terms. O -- morally offensive. (PG-13)
- Invictus—Uplifting
sports drama, based on actual events, about South African President Nelson
Mandela's (Morgan Freeman) campaign to unite his country behind the national
rugby team (led by Matt Damon), once a widely hated symbol of white
privilege under apartheid, as it became an unlikely contender in the 1995
World Cup competition. Adapted from John Carlin's book, "Playing the
Enemy," director Clint Eastwood's account effectively chronicles how
Mandela transformed the race for the championship into an opportunity to
break down lingering racial prejudice and to demonstrate the generosity and
openness to reconciliation of the newly empowered black majority, a salutary
tale whose moral and artistic merits counterbalance the elements listed
below, making it probably acceptable for mature teens. Brief scenes of
violence, at least one use of the F-word, a few instances of crude and crass
language and some mild sexual references. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2009
Up
in the Air—Polished but morally ambivalent comic drama about
an emotionally isolated, though contented, single businessman (George
Clooney) who spends his life in chain hotels and airports as he travels from
city to city firing employees on behalf of downsizing corporate clients
until his rootless lifestyle is threatened by a tech-savvy new colleague
(Anna Kendrick), who wants their company to terminate workers via the
Internet, and by his deepening feelings for a fellow executive wanderer
(Vera Farmiga) with whom he initiated a casual romp. Director and co-writer
Jason Reitman’s screen version of Walter Kirn’s novel is initially
engaging and adroitly acted throughout, but the script winks at
commitment-free encounters, while what appear at first to be the
life-altering events of the plot turn out to be mere incidents with little
spiritual impact. Off-screen adulterous and nonmarital sexual activity,
brief rear nudity, much sexual talk including lesbianism and masturbation
references, a few uses of profanity, much rough and crude language.
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. (R) 2009
ARMORED—Negligible
heist flick about six guards employed by a Los Angeles armored car company
who attempt to pull an inside job, during which only an Iraq War hero
(Columbus Short) exhibits scruples and smarts; his greedy colleagues, led by
his godfather (Matt Dillon), instead demonstrating the old adage about the
paucity of honor among thieves. Working from a flimsy script, director
Nimrod Antal keeps the nondescript action moving along without undue
complications. Considerable, though not excessive, action violence,
including gunplay and knife use, some profanity, much crude language. A-III
– adults. (PG-13) 2009
Transylmania—Witless,
grotesque, badly performed horror spoof about a group of sex-obsessed,
pot-smoking college students (Patrick Cavanaugh, James DeBello, Tony Denman,
Paul H. Kim, Jennifer Lyons, Oren Skoog) spending a semester at a
vampire-infested Romanian castle, where one bloodsucker (also Skoog) seeks
the return of a music box while a deranged dean (David Steinberg -- not the
comedian) chops up a visiting co-ed to provide a perfect body for his
humpbacked daughter (Irena H. Hoffman). Nothing about directors David and
Scott Hillenbrand’s satiric misfire even rises to the level of potentially
amusing rubbish. Pervasive drug use, images of mutilation, upper female
nudity, sexual banter, implied sexual situations and constant profane, rough
and crude language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2009
The
The Road—This moving but relentlessly grim drama, set in the
wake of an unspecified apocalypse, follows the desperate journey of a father
(Viggo Mortensen, mesmerizing) and son (fine newcomer Kodi Smit-McPhee) as
they travel through a devastated America encountering cannibals, thieves and
shell-shocked survivors (notably Robert Duvall) on their way to what they
hope will be a marginally better life along the coast. Occupying the pitted
no-man's-land between a Samuel Beckett play and "The Road
Warrior," director John Hillcoat's adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's
Pulitzer Prize-winning novel is a stark examination of one man's efforts to
preserve, and pass on, humane values, refreshed only by the instinctive
goodness of his youthful companion, though his quasi-idolatrous view of the
boy, like the borderline-blasphemous sentiments expressed by other
characters, would be unacceptable in a less extreme context. Complex moral
and theological issues, grisly images, cannibalism and suicide themes, rear
and brief partial nudity, a few uses of profanity, occasional rough and
crude language. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2009
Brothers—After
his upstanding Marine brother (Tobey Maguire) is reported dead in
Afghanistan, a newly released ex-con and charming ne'er-do-well (Jake
Gyllenhaal) matures as he cares for his grieving sister-in-law (Natalie
Portman) and young nieces (Bailee Madison and Taylor Geare), but his
sibling, who has actually been taken prisoner, suffers a moral breakdown in
captivity that threatens to haunt him for life. Though a fine cast that also
includes Sam Shepard as the family's Vietnam-vet patriarch do their best to
lend intensity to this cautionary tale about the dehumanizing effects of war
and the gulf between combat and civilian life, the cliches and simplistic
characterizations in David Benioff's script leave director Jim Sheridan's
adaptation of Susanne Bier's 2004 Danish film flatfooted. Sporadic intense
violence, including torture; drug use, adultery and suicide themes; a few
uses of profanity; frequent rough and some crude language. A-III --
adults. (R) 2009
- The
Princess and the Frog— Enchanting animated musical, set in
1920s New Orleans, in which a voodoo sorcerer (voice of Keith David) casts a
spell that complicates the lives of a visiting prince (voice of Bruno
Campos), the headstrong heiress he hopes to marry (voice of Jennifer Cody)
and her industrious working-class best friend (voice of Anika Noni Rose). As
directed and co-written by John Musker and Ron Clements, the lavish
hand-drawn romance, which also features delightful voice work by
Michael-Leon Wooley as a jazz-loving alligator and Jim Cummings as a Cajun
firefly, emphasizes the value of love over material wealth and provides
quality entertainment for all ages, though images of fire-breathing masks
and evil sprites may scare some tots. A-I -- general
patronage. (G)
Ninja
Assassin— Hyperactive, contrived and excessively violent
comeback for the martial-arts genre with a thin plot, a heavily ramped-up
spatter factor and soulful Korean pop star Rain (aka Jeong Ji Hoon) playing
a stone-cold ninja fighter, trained from childhood to become an assassin,
who breaks with his gang in time to stop a string of murders in Germany,
save the agent (Naomie Harris) investigating them and wreak revenge on his
former comrades. Pervasive violence, with mutilation, stabbings and gunplay,
frequent bloody and grisly images and some rough and crude language. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2009
Old
Dogs— Passable comedy in which a sports marketing executive
(Robin Williams) learns, seven years after the fact, that his quickly
annulled second marriage produced fraternal twins (Conner Rayburn and Ella
Bleu Travolta) whose mother (Kelly Preston), on the eve of being imprisoned
briefly for an environmental protest, entrusts the kids to his care,
distracting him from work on a major business deal, much to the annoyance of
his longtime partner and best friend (John Travolta). Its morally murky back
story aside, director Walt Becker's dizzy dad escapade is mostly harmless,
though a talented cast can do little with David Diamond and David Weissman's
thin, derivative script. A drunken wedding, a few instances of vaguely
sexual and mildly scatological humor, some rough slapstick. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
The
Twilight Saga: New Moon—Lovelorn gothic romance sequel in
which a well-mannered vampire (Robert Pattinson), anxious to protect the
mortal high school student (Kristen Stewart) who has captured his heart from
the less controlled members (especially Jackson Rathbone) of the undead clan
with which he lives, breaks off their relationship and disappears, but the
American Indian friend (Taylor Lautner) to whom she turns for solace not
only wants to be more than mere pals, he has a supernatural secret of his
own. With temptations of the flesh kept at bay for fear of temptations of
the blood in director Chris Weitz's adaptation of the second book in
Stephenie Meyer's best-selling series of young-adult novels, the chaste but
intermittently violent proceedings play out against a picturesque background
ranging from the misty Northwest to the sunny hills of Tuscany. Considerable
action violence, a vague sexual reference, at least one mildly crass term.
A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG-13)
The
Blind Side —Inspirational family drama, based on real events,
in which a wealthy white couple (Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw) in Memphis,
Tenn., offer shelter to a homeless black student (Quinton Aaron) from their
children's (Lily Collins and Jae Head) school and, as he becomes an
increasingly integral part of their clan, help him to hone his football
skills while also hiring a determined tutor (Kathy Bates) to raise his
academic standing. Driven by Bullock's field-sweeping performance as the
feisty, religiously motivated adoptive mother, writer-director John Lee
Hancock's unapologetically Christian tale of human solidarity across racial
and class divides, adapted from Michael Lewis' 2006 best-seller "The
Blind Side: Evolution of a Game," is funny, shrewd and ultimately
uplifting. Brief nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least one profanity, a
few sexual and drug references, a half-dozen crass terms. A-III
-- adults. (PG-13) 2009
Planet
51—Delightful animated comedy based in a galaxy far, far away
where little green aliens live in a 1950s "Happy Days"-style
suburbia, complete with white picket fences, backyard barbecues and monster
movies playing at the drive in. When a real alien, in the shape of a human
astronaut (voice of "The Rock," Dwayne Johnson), drops from the
sky, all heck breaks loose as this E.T. tries to return home with the help
of a gaggle of teens led by a shy would-be astronomer (voice of Justin
Long). Some mildly suggestive humor aside, co-directors Jorge Blanco, Javier
Abad and Marcos Martinez's generally wholesome film, which features positive
life lessons about friendship, loyalty, and acceptance of others, offers fun
for all ages. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2009
Fantastic
Mr. Fox —Droll stop-motion animated adventure, set in the
animal world of rural Britain, in which the titular vulpine creature (voice
of George Clooney), now a respectable newspaper columnist with a wife (voice
of Meryl Streep) and son (voice of Jason Schwartzman), tries to recapture
his wild past as a chicken thief poaching on local farms, but his renewed
raiding, abetted by his daring nephew (voice of Eric Anderson), enrages a
trio of mean-spirited farmers whose escalating countermeasures endanger the
whole burrowing community. A touch of menace and a fleeting joke about Mrs.
Fox's youthful indiscretions aside, director and co-writer Wes Anderson's
clever, lovingly crafted adaptation of Roald Dahl's 1970 children's book
offers sophisticated family entertainment, with abundant fun for youngsters
and a few insights into the tensions and paradoxes of human nature for
adults. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2009
2012—In
the disaster movie to end all fiasco flicks, a doomsday cataclysm results in
billions losing their lives as the earth's crust breaks apart, dismantling
civilization and rearranging the continents. Director Roland Emmerich gives
his special-effects wizards license to test the limits of the technically
plausible and morally palatable, while asking moviegoers to take heart as
the scenario affords a White House geologist (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and a
divorced science-fiction writer (John Cusack) the chance to exhibit
altruism, even as their exploits are interspersed with disturbing
apocalyptic imagery, including the destruction of St. Peter's Basilica and
the Sistine Chapel. Considerable crude and crass language, much profanity, a
rough gesture and a few instances of sexual innuendo. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2009
Pirate
Radio—Energetic but sexually freewheeling ensemble comedy,
set in mid-1960s Britain, in which a rebellious teen (Tom Sturridge) is sent
by his mother (January Jones) to live on an oil tanker that has been
converted into an offshore radio station (led by Bill Nighy) where a team of
eccentric disc jockeys (most prominently Philip Seymour Hoffman and Rhys
Ifans) broadcast the rock 'n' roll music that the government-sponsored BBC
will not. As they battle a bureaucrat's (Kenneth Branagh) efforts to shut
them down, he pursues romance with a shipboard visitor (Talulah Riley).
Written and directed by Richard Curtis, this fact-based frolic's potentially
buoyant celebration of music and camaraderie is torpedoed by its implicit
acceptance of all manner of bedroom shenanigans. Benign view of casual,
group and gay sex and of drug and condom use, brief rear nudity, a
pornographic image, some irreverent and sexual humor, a couple of
profanities, at least 20 uses of the F-word. O -- morally
offensive. (R) 2009
The
Box—In 1976 Richmond, Va., a cash-strapped suburban couple
(Cameron Diaz and James Marsden) find themselves in a moral dilemma when a
mysterious, disfigured stranger (a haunting Frank Langella) presents them
with a device that, if they choose to activate it, will kill someone unknown
to them but will also gain them a $1 million payment. Spiritually
well-grounded adult viewers willing to overlook some improbabilities in
writer-director Richard Kelly’s intelligently challenging, if
over-elaborate, screen version of Richard Matheson’s 1970 short story
“Button, Button” may be intrigued by this reflection on ethical choices
and consequences, but the evolving parable includes actions that would be
blatantly unacceptable in a more realistic context. Mature themes, complex
moral issues, a few uses of profanity, a couple of sexual references. L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. (PG-13) 2009
The
Men Who Stare at Goats—Fact-based satire, set during the
early stages of the Iraq War, in which an eccentric military veteran (George
Clooney) regales a reporter (Ewan McGregor) with the history of a secret
Army unit (led by Jeff Bridges) to which he once belonged that experimented
with psychic and paranormal techniques of warfare. Director Grant Heslov's
mildly diverting, though disorganized adaptation of Jon Ronson's 2004
best-seller, which also features Kevin Spacey as the squad's selfish
nemesis, sends up the soldierly excesses of both the Cold War era and the
more recent conflict, but also showcases pantheistic New Age spirituality
and implicitly condones its main characters' indulgence in some questionable
high jinks. Rear and brief upper female nudity, neo-pagan religious
practices, drug use, a dozen instances of profanity, frequent rough and
crude language. A-III -- adults. (R) 2009
A
Christmas Carol—Lavish, well-crafted but frequently eerie 3-D
animated adaptation of Charles Dickens' classic 1843 novella in which
miserly misanthrope Ebenezer Scrooge (voice of Jim Carrey) is urged to
change his ways by the tortured specter of his late business partner (voice
of Gary Oldman) and by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come
(all voiced by Carrey). Though free of objectionable content, and unabashed
about the Christian context of its conversion story, writer-director Robert
Zemeckis' largely faithful retelling features images and special effects
likely to disturb the most sensitive youngsters. Also shown in Imax. A-I
-- general patronage. (PG) 2009
The
Fourth Kind—Supposedly fact-based thriller about a recently
widowed Alaska psychologist (Milla Jovovich) who becomes convinced that
several patients she has been treating for a sleep disorder are in fact
victims of alien abduction, and that the malevolent interplanetary visitors
also killed her husband, though the local sheriff (Will Patton) and a
colleague (Elias Koteas) she consults remain skeptical. The occasional jolt
aside, writer-director Olatunde Osunsanmi's pseudo-dramatization, which
intersperses "actual" video and audio of the case with alleged
re-enactments, is slow-moving and largely ineffective, though the script's
fleeting, potentially troublesome foray into theology is at least partially
set right by the main character's explicitly Christian faith. Some violence,
including a short scene of gory murder, brief nongraphic marital lovemaking,
a half-dozen uses of profanity and a few crude terms. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2009
Michael
Jackson's This Is It —Posthumous documentary capturing the
planning and rehearsals for the titular series of comeback concerts by the
controversial "king of pop," scheduled to begin in London in July,
but forestalled by Jackson's untimely death at age 50 the previous month.
Using footage originally intended for other purposes, director Kenny Ortega,
who was one of the singer's principal collaborators in crafting the
ill-fated live show, creates an energetic, largely unobjectionable tribute
that, while casting little light on the eccentric -- if not inscrutable --
personality of an iconic entertainer, does provide insight into the talent,
vision and discipline that lay behind his global professional success. Some
skimpy costuming and suggestive dancing, and at least one vaguely crass
term. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
Paranormal
Activity— Cohabiting San Diego yuppies (Katie Featherston and
Micah Sloat) use a video camera to record disturbing phenomena they fear are
being caused by a demonic spirit that has pursued the young woman since
childhood. Writer-director Oren Peli's ostensibly fact-based feature debut
is mostly gore-free, playing instead -- subtly and quite effectively -- on
viewers' primal fears of the unseen, but his script fails to show the same
restraint with regard to language and sexual topics. Some sexual content,
including a premarital situation, an off-screen encounter and a few jokes
and references, a half-dozen uses of profanity, pervasive rough and crude
terms, and at least two obscene gestures. L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R)
2009
The
Nightmare Before Christmas—Rerelease in 3-D of the minor
fantasy of the macabre with puppet animation telling the tale of
Halloweentown's skeleton king replacing the kidnapped Santa Claus to spread
Christmas fear with scary toys until stopped by a missile, then returning
home to free Santa in time to make his accustomed rounds. Producer Tim
Burton's story centers on the dark world of hobgoblins and monsters suddenly
intruding on the bright expectations of St. Nick's annual visit, but the
narrative proves tiresome in padding out the thin concept, despite all its
stylish puppetry and ghoulish humor. Considerable menace and threatening
atmosphere. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
Saw
VI—The blood flood continues in this predictably gruesome
horror sequel as the sadistic life-or-death games initiated by the
now-deceased psychopath Jigsaw (Tobin Bell, seen in flashbacks) are secretly
carried on by a police detective (Costas Mandylor) even as he pretends to
investigate the crimes, his principal current victim being a coldhearted
health insurance executive (Peter Outerbridge). Neither its attempts at
social relevance nor its twisted moral mutterings can disguise the fact that
director Kevin Greutert's needless extension of a noisome franchise is
simply a 90-minute descent into gratuitous cruelty. Pervasive gory violence,
including graphic torture and mutilation, a half-dozen profanities, at least
40 uses of the F-word, and some crude and crass language. O --
morally offensive. (R) 2009
Amelia—Hilary
Swank portrays aviatrix Amelia Earhart in a handsome, mellifluous biography
suitable for viewing by multiple generations yet which nevertheless fails to
soar as an adventure or romance. No one could expect director Mira Nair,
using two literary biographies as source material, to offer the definitive
take on Earhart's personality, let alone solve the mystery of her
disappearance over the Pacific in 1937, but the vague insights into her
character and relationships, both with husband George Putnam (Richard Gere)
and intimate friend Gene Vidal (Ewan McGregor), though ultimately affirming
the bonds of marriage, prove frustrating, particularly coupled with the
film's lack of sustenance for aviation buffs. Discreetly handled adulterous
and premarital sexual situations, one instance of crass language, and one
use of profanity. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG)
2009
Astro
Boy—Set in a futuristic world where an underclass of
mechanical servants wait on disdainful human masters, this charming animated
adventure concerns a scientist (voice of Nicolas Cage) who, after losing his
son (voice of Freddie Highmore) in a lab accident, uses the lad's DNA to
program the titular robot replica (also voiced by Highmore) but swiftly
rejects his creation, leaving the superpowered but innocent boy 'bot
vulnerable to widespread prejudice and the designs of a militaristic
politician (voice of Donald Sutherland) intent on using the youth's
life-giving energy source for weaponry. Director and co-writer David Bowers'
adaptation of Osamu Tezuka's globally popular comic book series, begun in
1951 and previously the basis for three TV series, is by turns amusing,
exciting and poignant as it chronicles its altruistic hero's struggle to
discover his place in the world. Considerable stylized violence, some
menace, and brief instances of vaguely irreverent and mildly scatological
humor. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
Cirque
du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant—A strait-laced high school
student (Chris Massoglia) and his rebellious best friend (Josh Hutcherson)
get mixed up in a centuries-old conflict between a race of human-friendly
vampires (led by John C. Reilly) and a group of homicidal bloodsuckers known
as the Vampaneze. Director and co-writer Paul Weitz's unfocused adaptation
of three novels in Darren Shan's "Cirque du Freak" series of
children's books, which gets off to a stylish start but bogs down in a
meandering plot and overlong fight scenes, offers such a bleak outlook on
conventional family life that joining the community of the undead and being
adopted by the traveling sideshow of the title -- populated by a
beard-sprouting lady (Salma Hayek), a Japanese giant (Ken Watanabe) and the
like -- is presented as an inviting alternative. Considerable hand-to-hand
and knife violence, some crude and crass language, and a pornography
reference. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2009
Law
Abiding Citizen—Brutish, blood-soaked and ultimately
nonsensical revenge fantasy in which, following the murder of his
wife and young daughter, an inventor who specializes in killing terrorists
(Gerard Butler), goes on an elaborately staged rampage, eventually making
deals with a prosecutor (Jamie Foxx) in his search for
"justice." Director F. Gary Gray and screenwriter Kurt Wimmer
begin with an homage to the hyper-violent "Death Wish"
films and concoct an implausible ending reminiscent of an old
“Scooby-Doo” cartoon. A rape, explicit torture, gun and knife
violence, explosions, rear male nudity, pervasive rough and crass
language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2009
The
Stepfather—Slack thriller in which a young man (Penn Badgley)
suspects his divorced mother’s (Sela Ward) seemingly affable live-in
fiance (Dylan Walsh) may be a murderous psychopath. With viewers
deliberately tipped off to the mystery man’s true identity from the start,
director Nelson McCormick’s tedious remake of Joseph Rubin’s 1987
chillfest is as lacking in suspense as its villain is devoid of a coherent
motive, while J.S. Cardone’s script implicitly endorses an incidental
lesbian relationship. Benign view of homosexual acts, cohabitation, brief
nongraphic nonmarital (possibly underage) sexual activity, moderate criminal
violence, a half-dozen uses of profanity, a few crude and crass terms. O
-- morally offensive. (PG-13) 2009
Where
the Wild Things Are—Intriguing though melancholy fantasy in
which a rambunctious young boy (Max Records) quarrels with his divorced
mother (Catherine Keener) and runs away from home, eventually sailing to the
island abode of the Wild Things, a close-knit but emotionally unstable
community of giants (voiced, most prominently, by James Gandolfini and
Lauren Ambrose) whose personalities reflect various aspects of the youth's
real-life experiences and of his unsettled psychological state. While
objectionable elements are minimal, director and co-writer Spike Jonze's
subtle adaptation of Maurice Sendak's classic 1963 children's book -- which
combines live action, puppetry and computer-generated animation -- far from
being a film for kids, is instead a wistful adult meditation on the interior
struggles of childhood. Also shown in Imax. Occasional menace and a few mild
oaths. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
Capitalism:
A Love Story—Hard-hitting but at times overly simplistic
documentary in which filmmaker Michael Moore highlights numerous
dysfunctional aspects of the capitalist system in the U.S. and their
negative effects on working people, who are thrown into unemployment or have
their homes seized in foreclosure, ultimately calling for an economic
revolution that would bring democracy to the workplace. Though Moore
interviews two Catholic priests and Auxiliary Bishop emeritus Thomas
Gumbleton of Detroit, who are unanimous in condemning capitalism as
inherently sinful, this is not the teaching of the full magisterium, which
instead recognizes both the efficiencies of the free market system and its
need to be prudently regulated, while upholding the human dignity of
workers, particularly their right to unionize. At least three uses of the
F-word, a couple of crude terms. A-III -- adults. (R) 2009
Couples
Retreat—Mostly dull, sexually wayward comedy in which a
suburban couple (Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell) on the verge of divorce
convince a group of their friends (most prominently Vince Vaughn and Malin
Akerman) to join them at a South Pacific resort whose founder (Jean Reno)
specializes in marriage therapy. While Peter Billingsley's directorial debut
ultimately affirms marital fidelity, viewers have to endure waves of
constantly suggestive, occasionally smutty humor and a tide of New Age
psychobabble -- an obviously inadequate substitute for faith as a basis for
lifelong commitment -- before reaching that safe shore. Strong sexual
content, including brief but aberrant adulterous activity, fleeting
nongraphic sexual activity within marriage, a flash of rear nudity, many
sexually themed jokes, and some crude and much crass language. L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. (PG-13) 2009
Toy
Story—Toys come to life when humans aren't looking in this
animated fantasy about the rivalry between a cowboy doll (voiced by Tom
Hanks) and a flashy plastic spaceman (voiced by Tim Allen) whose subsequent
misadventures teach them a lesson in friendship. Director John Lasseter
makes good use of computer animation in a slim but imaginative tale
featuring the frantic antics of mischievous playthings, though little ones
may be frightened by some scenes of a nasty child who enjoys destroying
toys. A-I -- general patronage. (G) 1995
Toy
Story 2—The animated adventures of toys that come to life
when humans aren't looking continues as cowboy Woody (voice of Tom Hanks) is
stolen by a greedy toy collector (voice of Wayne Knight), sending Woody's
toy buddies, led by Buzz Lightyear (voice of Tim Allen), to a breathless
rescue. Briskly directed by John Lasseter with even better animation, the
lively cartoon sequel is a little less original but zippy action scenes and
gentle humor should amuse small fry. A-I -- general patronage.
(G) 1999
Full Review
The
Invention of Lying—Venomous supposed comedy, set in a world
where lying is unknown and every word spoken is accepted as truth, and where
God does not exist until a failed documentary screenwriter (Ricky Gervais)
discovers the ability to deceive and, to comfort his dying mother (Fionnula
Flanagan), invents the fable of an afterlife, going on to fabricate the
story of a "man in the sky" who rewards good deeds and punishes
evil, all of which is eagerly accepted by the credulous masses who flock to
hear his message. Along with his co-writer and co-director Matthew Robinson,
Gervais launches an all-out, sneering assault on the foundations of
religious faith such as has seldom if ever been seen in a mainstream film,
despicably belittling core Judeo-Christian beliefs and mocking both the
person and the teaching of Jesus Christ. Pervasive blasphemy, some sexual
humor and references, and a few rough and crude terms. O --
morally offensive. (PG-13) 2009
Whip
It—Rough-and-tumble coming-of-age tale about a small-town
Texas high school student (Ellen Page) who, with the help of her best friend
(Alia Shawkat), defies her socially ambitious mother (Marcia Gay Harden) by
secretly joining a hard-edged roller derby team (led by Kristen Wiig),
eventually falling for a local rock singer (Landon Pigg) she meets at one of
their matches. First-time director Drew Barrymore's adaptation of Shauna
Cross' novel is buoyed by heartfelt performances from the principals, but
the skimpy outfits and bruising smackdowns of the showcased competition come
across as more exploitative than empowering, while Cross' script at least
partially glamorizes irresponsible sexuality. Nongraphic nonmarital underage
sexual activity, brief partial nudity, underage drinking, occasional
irreverence, a few uses of profanity, some sexual humor and references,
about a dozen crude terms and much crass language. L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. (PG-13) 2009
Zombieland—Wryly
amusing but at times wildly gruesome comedy, set in a ruined world where
hordes of cannibal zombies prey on the few remaining humans, tracks the
odd-couple adventures of a phobia-plagued slacker (Jesse Eisenberg) and a
fearless gunslinger (Woody Harrelson) as they team up and hit the road,
eventually crossing paths with two sisters (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin)
whose unpredictable antics repeatedly put a strain on their partnership.
Adults with a high tolerance for graphic nastiness may discern, behind the
uproarious, corpse-ridden proceedings of director Ruben Fleischer's feature
debut, a touching nostalgia for more innocent times as well as a beleaguered
yearning for solidarity, whether expressed through friendship or romance.
Much gory violence, including cannibalism, partial upper female nudity, drug
use, a few profanities, frequent crude and crass language, and an obscene
gesture. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2009
Fame—
Ensemble drama with music follows a class of gifted students (most
prominently Kay Panabaker, Asher Book, Naturi Naughton and Collins Pennie)
and their dedicated teachers (among them Kelsey Grammer, Charles S. Dutton
and Bebe Neuwirth) through four years at a New York City high school for the
performing arts. Director Kevin Tancharoen's remake of Alan Parker's 1980
celebration of creative exuberance jettisons most of the original's
objectionable elements but, some enjoyable musical numbers aside, the
results are mostly tepid. A scene involving suicide, a sexual situation,
underage drinking, at least one use of profanity, and a half-dozen crude and
a few crass terms. The A-III -- adults. (PG) 2009
Pandorum
—
Complex and deeply cliched sci-fi horror excursion in which two astronauts
(Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster) awaken from an eight-year hypersleep to learn
that their spacecraft, a sort of Noah's Ark designed to keep life from Earth
in existence, has a balky power plant and a violent past. Director Christian
Alvart serves up a heaping helping of pesky mutants with ninja skills, but
the largely routine proceedings are somewhat redeemed by a surprisingly
upbeat double-twist ending. At least one rough term, occasional profane and
crass language, and some martial arts and knife violence. A-III --
adults.(R) 2009
Surrogates
—
Generally intriguing futuristic thriller, set in an America where people
live their lives through ideal-looking robotic surrogates that they
remote-control by their thoughts, follows an FBI agent (Bruce Willis) and
his partner's (Radha Mitchell) investigation of a high-profile murder as
well as his struggle to reconnect with his wife (Rosamund Pike) who refuses
to interact with him except via her mechanical alter ego. Director Jonathan
Mostow's adaptation of Robert Venditti's graphic novel is a cautionary tale
about the perils of technology, especially its potential to cut us off from
human contact and the world of nature, and an exploration of the values
undergirding a successful marriage. Considerable action violence, drug use,
brief sexual situations, a couple of uses of profanity and a few crude and
crass terms.A-III -- adults. (PG-13)2009
Cloudy
With a Chance of Meatballs—
Loosely based on the 1978 children's book, this animated fantasy concerns a
previously ridiculed young inventor (voice of Bill Hader) who fashions a
machine that makes food fall from the sky, and who finds a kindred spirit in
a rookie weather reporter (voice of Anna Faris) assigned to cover the
bizarre climactic phenomenon. Serving to warn against overindulgence and
extol the virtues of persistence and ingenuity, the film boasts dazzling 3-D
visuals deployed to entertaining, if not always appetizing, effect by
co-writers and directors Chris Miller and Phil Lord. Considerable cartoon
violence, some rude expressions, a scatological reference and a few
moderately scary action sequences. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG) 2009
All
About Steve —
Tiresome romantic comedy about a motormouthed, trivia-spouting
crossword-puzzle writer (Sandra Bullock) whose isolated life is transformed
when she falls instantly for a TV news cameraman (Bradley Cooper) she meets
on a blind date, her obsessive love prompting her first to throw herself at
him in a bid for immediate intimacy, then to dog him from one news event to
the next, egged on, as a practical joke, by a vain reporter (Thomas Haden
Church) for his network. Director Phil Traill's feature debut is hobbled by
a central character whose supposed quirkiness is grating rather than
endearing and, a few digs at media excess aside, neither the humor nor the
more serious moments affirming individuality and emotional sensitivity
succeed. Nongraphic nonmarital sexual activity, some sexual humor and
references, a half-dozen uses of profanity, frequent crude or crass
language, and an obscene gesture. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2009
Aliens
in the Attic —
Mostly harmless comic adventure in which a group of young cousins
(principally Carter Jenkins, Austin Butler and Ashley Tisdale) battle a
quartet of aggressive extraterrestrials (voices of Josh Peck, J.K. Simmons,
Thomas Haden Church and Kari Wahlgren) who've invaded their vacation home as
a preliminary step to world domination. Director John Schultz's mildly
diverting fantasy offers lessons about family unity and the value of
education, but also includes dialogue inappropriate for younger viewers, who
might otherwise enjoy it most. A few sexual references, occasional innuendo
and at least one crass term. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG) 2009
The
Final Destination —
Repellent horror sequel in which a young man’s (Bobby Campo) premonition
of impending death saves him, his girlfriend (Shantel VanSanten), two of
their pals (Haley Webb and Nick Zano) and a number of strangers from
perishing in a speedway accident, but the Grim Reaper is not to be cheated,
and the survivors begin to die off in a series of horrifically gruesome
misadventures. Director David R. Ellis’ utterly callous fourth installment
in the franchise amounts to little more than an exercise in gross-out
special effects, with a gratuitous scene of debased casual sex tacked on for
bad measure. Conventional and 3D formats. Pervasive gory violence, including
mutilation, brief graphic nonmarital sexual activity, a couple of uses of
profanity, some rough and much crude language. O -- morally
offensive. (R) 2009
G-Force
—
3-D fantasy adventure, combining live action and animation, in which a team
of three guinea pigs (voices of Sam Rockwell, Tracy Morgan and Penelope
Cruz) and a mole (voice of Nicolas Cage), all trained and equipped as
government agents by an innovative scientist (Zach Galifianakis), work to
foil the plans of a sinister industrialist (Bill Nighy) bent on world
domination. As directed by Hoyt H. Yeatman Jr., this exuberant, at times
spectacular, rodent romp portrays the crime-fighting team, which eventually
includes an enthusiastic but inept pet-store guinea pig (voice of Jon
Favreau), as an improvised family, sustained by cooperation, self-sacrifice
and forgiveness; these are positive lessons for all but the most
impressionable viewers, who might be frightened by repeated scenes of peril.
A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2009
Full Review
Halloween ll —
Writer-director Scott Zombie creates a horror film so boring and
predictable, even Michael Myers (Tyler Mane) looks embarrassed to be put
through his desultory homicidal paces. Deborah Myers (Sheri Moon Zombie, the
director's wife), is Michael's semi-spooky, cliche-spouting ghost of a
mother, and Scout Taylor-Compton reprises her scream-queen role as Michael's
disturbingly foulmouthed sister Laurie, with whom he longs to have a
violent, delusional reunion. Strong violent content, including multiple
stabbings, a strangling and a fatal stomping, fleeting upper female nudity,
pervasive rough and crass language and occasional sexual banter. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2009
The
Hangover —
A 100-minute assault of crude behavior, violence, racial stereotypes and
male nudity strung along a thin plot of three groomsmen (Ed Helms, Zach
Galifianakis, Justin Bartha) searching for their pal the bridegroom (Bradley
Cooper) after a drunken and drugged Las Vegas debauch the night before the
wedding. Producer-director Doug Phillips and screenwriters Jon Lucas and
Doug Moore work on the assumptions that any loutish behavior is hilarious,
and if it's funny when a grown man gets hit in the face by a car door, it's
even funnier when it later happens to an infant. Intermittent violence;
pervasive crass, crude and profane language; upper female and explicit male
nudity; drug use; frequent urination; and crude sexual gags, one involving
an infant. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2009
Harry
Potter and the Half-Blood Prince —
At the behest of his mentor (Michael Gambon), the now-teenage wizard (Daniel
Radcliffe) ingratiates himself with a returning Hogwarts instructor (Jim
Broadbent) who once taught his archenemy Lord Voldemort and whose memories
may hold the key to defeating the villain, while adolescent romantic
tensions complicate the lad's relationship with his two closest friends
(Rupert Grint and Emma Watson). As directed by David Yates, this sixth
adaptation of J.K. Rowling's hugely popular fantasy novel series is a richly
textured, though at times overcrowded, adventure narrative in which good and
evil are clearly delineated, but characters present a range of moral
shading. Also shown in Imax. Moderate action violence, occasional peril, a
couple of crass expressions, and a few vaguely sexual references. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
I
Can Do Bad All By Myself —
A selfish club singer (Taraji P. Henson) learns the redemptive power of
unselfish love when she finds herself caring for her dead sister's three
children (Hope Olaide Wilson, Kwesi Boakye and Frederick Siglar).
Writer-director Tyler Perry's adaptation of his own stage drama is a
hard-driving, if entirely predictable, morality play with music in which his
trademark comic character, "Madea" Simmons, has only a brief
supporting role. Implied adultery, a brief scene of sexual menace, a
fleeting glimpse of a male backside and a bit of crass language. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG-13) 2009
Ice
Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs —
Mostly delightful animated sequel in which a mammoth couple (voices of Ray
Romano and Queen Latifah), a tiger (voice of Denis Leary) and two possums
(voices of Josh Peck and Seann William Scott) search for the missing sloth
(voice of John Leguizamo) who rounds out their improvised herd, and discover
the underworld of dinosaurs to which he has been unwillingly carried. A few
touches of vaguely crude humor aside, director Carlos Saldanha's epic 3-D
quest, which also features Simon Pegg voicing the adventurers' wacky weasel
guide, is well calculated to charm viewers of all ages with its portrayal of
loyalty and teamwork. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2009
Inglourious
Basterds —
Provocative World War II fantasy in which a team of ruthless Jewish-American
commandoes led by a hard-bitten Southern officer (Brad Pitt) and a young
French Jewish woman (Melanie Laurent) passing as a gentile cinema owner in
occupied Paris plot independently to assassinate key Nazi leaders during a
gala film premiere, even as the German officer (Christoph Waltz) who killed
her family threatens both schemes. Between episodes of graphic bloodletting,
writer-director Quentin Tarentino weaves a suspenseful, though somewhat
lurid, alternate history, but the Americans' systematic brutality toward
enemy soldiers can only be accepted within a genre far removed from Strong
violent content, including torture and mutilation, brief graphic sexual
activity, complex moral issues, a few uses of profanity, and much rough and
some crude language. L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2009
Jennifer's
Body —
A fetching but cynical high school student (Megan Fox) is mysteriously
transformed into a cannibalistic demon preying on her male schoolmates, much
to the distress of her timid best pal (Amanda Seyfried) whose boyfriend
(Johnny Simmons) may become the next item on the monster's menu. Director
Karyn Kusama's failed attempt to satirize teen female rivalry by inflating
it into an occult struggle for life or death relishes gore and exploits
adolescent sexuality. Frequent savage violence, cannibalism, strong sexual
content, including graphic (presumably underage) sexual activity and lesbian
kissing, a couple of profanities, irreverence and much rough and crude
language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2009
Julie
& Julia —
Charming, frequently funny dramatization of passages in the lives of master
chef Julia Child (a marvelous Meryl Streep) and Internet blogger Julie
Powell (Amy Adams), who, 40 years after the publication of Child's 1961
blockbuster, "Mastering the Art of French Cooking," sets out to
prepare every recipe in the extensive volume over the course of a year,
aided by her supportive husband (Chris Messina) -- whose solicitude
parallels that of Child's own spouse (Stanley Tucci) decades earlier.
Writer-director Nora Ephron whips up a delicious melange of the two women's
memoirs and, more significantly, details the ingredients, ranging from
passion to patience, requisite for a successful marriage. Fleeting
nongraphic sexual activity, a few sexual references, a suicide reference, at
least one use of the F-word and about a dozen crude or crass terms. A-III
-- adults. (PG-13) 2009
Night
at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian —
Enjoyable sequel, again directed by Shawn Levy, has the ex-Museum of Natural
History night guard (Ben Stiller) traveling to Washington to rescue his
formerly inanimate friends -- the museum's display figures (Owen Wilson,
Robin Williams, Steve Coogan) -- from being archived in the Smithsonian.
With the help of Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams) and General Custer (Bill Hader),
they must ward off Egyptian pharaoh Kahmunrah (funny Hank Azaria), Ivan the
Terrible (Christopher Guest), Napoleon Bonaparte (Alain Chabat) and Al
Capone (Jon Bernthal). Kids will love the gags (the humor stays clean) and
excellent special effects, and adults will appreciate the wit of some of the
D.C. museum's most iconic paintings and sculptures springing to life. A-I
-- general patronage. (PG) 2009
9 —
Artistically accomplished but intellectually problematic animated fantasy in
which the doll-like titular creature (voice of Elijah Wood) leads a band of
similar beings (voiced by, among others, Christopher Plummer, Martin Landau,
John C. Reilly and Jennifer Connelly) -- each also identified by a number --
as they battle giant mechanical monsters amid the ruins of a
post-apocalyptic world. Director Shane Acker's feature debut, an expansion
of his 2004 short of the same title, implicitly contrasts a naysaying
version of religious faith with enlightening science, a false dichotomy
that, despite some eventual modifications, requires mature deliberation by
spiritually well-grounded viewers. Complex religious themes, moderate action
violence and frequent menace. L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. (PG-13)
2009
Ponyo
—
Enchanting English-language version of a Japanese animated fable about a
determined goldfish (voice of Noah Cyrus) who escapes from the underwater
realm of her domineering wizard father (voice of Liam Neeson) to explore the
world beyond, and comes under the protection of a plucky, affectionate
5-year-old boy (voice of Frankie Jonas), whose love for her is tested both
before and after her mysterious transformation into a little girl.
Originally written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, the mythic tale, inspired
by Hans Christian Anderson's "The Little Mermaid," uses masterful
artistry to recapture the innocence and wonder of childhood, while deftly
delivering a warning against environmental carelessness. A-I
-- general patronage. (G) 2009
Shorts
—
Clever children's fantasy about a rainbow-colored rock that grants the
wishes of anyone holding it, and the chaos its misuse wreaks on the lives of
a bullied schoolboy (Jimmy Bennett), his parents (Jon Cryer and Leslie
Mann), his chief persecutor (terrific newcomer Jolie Vanier), her tycoon
father (James Spader) and their suburban community in general. Told in a
series of nonsequential episodes, writer-director Robert Rodriguez's lively
yarn, which carries messages about the dangers of power and the isolating
effects of contemporary technology, generally makes for appealing family
entertainment, though perilous special effects may overwhelm the most
sensitive viewers, while some parents may find a story line about a mucus
monster unpleasant. Occasional menace and mildly gross humor. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
The
Time Traveler's Wife —
A librarian (Eric Bana) afflicted with a genetic disorder that causes him to
disappear from the present and travel -- involuntarily and randomly --
through time pursues romance with an artist (Rachel McAdams) who has known
him since childhood, when he befriended her during visits from his future.
At its core the enjoyable tale of a lifelong committed relationship,
director Robert Schwentke's adaptation of novelist Audrey Niffenegger's 2003
best-seller features persuasive central performances that divert attention
from the logical loose ends, though not from some behavior that would be
objectionable in less far-fetched circumstances. Brief nongraphic premarital
sexual activity, rear nudity, a sterilization theme, a few uses of
profanity, and some crude and crass language. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2009
- Up —
Off we go into the wild blue yonder -- literally -- with this instant
classic, the story of Carl Frederickson (voice of Ed Asner), a grumpy
septuagenarian who decides to get away from it all by relocating his home to
South America with the help of thousands of colorful balloons. Joined by an
earnest 8-year-old stowaway named Russell (Jordan Nagai), a gigantic
squawking bird, and a "talking" dog, Carl finds the adventure of a
lifetime as the ragtag group battles evil in the Venezuelan jungle. This
touching fable from director/co-writer Pete Docter ("Monsters,
Inc.") offers lessons for young and old on love and loss, marriage,
friendship, and perseverance in a gorgeously rendered, very amusing and
highly entertaining film. Some serious thematic material and a few scenes of
intense peril may disturb small children. A-I -- general patronage.
(PG) 2009
- Yoo-Hoo,
Mrs. Goldberg —
Warmhearted documentary celebrating the life and career of Gertrude Berg,
the creator, principal writer and star of "The Goldbergs," a
popular radio series about a middle-class Jewish family that became one of
TV's first sitcoms in 1949. Filmmaker Aviva Kempner's accomplished profile
of this media pioneer, whose scripts promoted familial relationships over
possessions, offers insights into the early history of broadcasting, the
widespread anti-Semitism against which Berg courageously struggled, and the
anti-communism crusade of the 1950s which temporarily drove the show off the
air. Mature themes, including suicide, and incidental but negative treatment
of Catholic historical figures. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. 2009
The following are capsule reviews of theatrical movies on
network and cable television the week of March 14. Please note
that televised versions may or may not be edited for language,
nudity, violence and sexual situations.
Sunday, March 14, 1-3:30 p.m. EDT (A&E) "A Bronx
Tale" (1993). Growing up in the 1960s, an Italian-American
youth (Lillo Brancato) is torn between the decent values of his
bus-driver father (Robert De Niro) and the easy-money life of
the neighborhood crime boss (Chazz Palminteri) who treats him
like his own son. Also directed by De Niro, the well-realized
drama makes a convincing moral statement in its picture of a
youth who comes to recognize the emptiness of dirty money and
the deadly violence it spawns.
Some violence, racial slurs, sexual references and much rough
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical version was A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating was R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
Monday, March 15, 8-10:30 p.m. EDT (AMC) "Something to
Talk About" (1995). After discovering her husband (Dennis
Quaid) has been unfaithful, a Southern wife and mother (Julia
Roberts) re-evaluates her life and family relationships, a
painful process which leads her own mother (Gena Rowlands) to
finally confront her tyrannical husband (Robert Duvall) about
his own philandering. Director Lasse Hallstrom elicits strong
performances in an ensemble work written by Callie Khouri whose
sassy, comedic script makes well-considered points about marital
communication, the value of family and eventual forgiveness.
Confrontations about infidelity, fleeting violence and
intermittent profanity as well as rough language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification of the
theatrical version was A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating was R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
Monday, March 15, 10:15 p.m.-12:30 a.m. EDT (TCM) "The
Prince and the Pauper" (1937). Durable version of the Mark
Twain classic in which an English prince (Bobby Mauch) switches
places with a lookalike urchin (Billy Mauch) for a lark that
could prove fatal unless a would-be usurper (Claude Rains) is
undone by a mettlesome commoner (Errol Flynn). Director William
Keighley's melodramatic style only slows the pace of the boys'
misadventures after swapping the dangers of the Tudor court for
the squalor of the London slums and vice versa. For all the
aristocratic villainy and stylized violence, the period
adventure is grand fun for family viewers. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification of the theatrical version
was A-I -- general patronage. Not rated by the Motion Picture
Association of America.
Thursday, March 18, 8-10 p.m. EDT (TCM) "My Darling
Clementine" (1946). Poetic Western follows Wyatt Earp
(Henry Fonda) after he becomes sheriff of Tombstone in 1882,
befriends Doc Holliday (Victor Mature) and takes on the Clanton
gang (led by Walter Brennan) at the O.K. Corral. Director John
Ford builds an evocative picture of a pioneer community and the
people who helped build it, largely through a series of
vignettes beautifully photographed by Joseph MacDonald. Stylized
violence and romantic complications. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification of the theatrical version was
A-II -- adults and adolescents. Not rated by the Motion Picture
Association of America.
Friday, March 19, 8-10 p.m. EDT (TCM) "The Browning
Version" (1951). Affecting drama in which a disillusioned
classics teacher (Michael Redgrave), nicknamed "the Himmler
of the lower 5th," resigns after 18 years because of ill
health and a wife (Jean Kent) who's having an affair with a
science teacher (Nigel Patrick), then suddenly gets a new lease
on life because of a student's gift of Browning's translation of
"Agamemnon." Directed by Anthony Asquith from Terence
Rattigan's play, the story may be sentimentally contrived but
the school setting is keenly realistic and the performances are
heartfelt, especially Redgrave's burned-out academic whose
spirit is revived by a student's act of kindness. Implied
adultery. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical version was A-II -- adults and
adolescents. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of
America.
Saturday, March 20, 8-9:45 p.m. EDT (HBO) "Ghosts of
Girlfriends Past" (2009). A heartless womanizing bachelor
(Matthew McConaughey) is visited by the ghosts of his playboy
uncle (Michael Douglas) and those of his jilted girlfriends
(Emma Stone, Noureen DeWulf and Olga Maliouk) on the eve of the
wedding of his brother (Breckin Meyer), and he comes to realize
the depth of his feelings for his childhood sweetheart (Jennifer
Garner). Though there's ultimately a wonderfully redemptive
outcome and a strong affirmation of marriage and fidelity, along
with a couple of superlative scenes for McConaughey, director
Mark Waters' "A Christmas Carol" retread is marred by
far too much crude and smutty humor before getting there. Crass
sexual talk and innuendo, some crude language and fleeting
profanity, premarital sexual situations and a drug reference.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification of
the theatrical version was L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating was PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
Saturday, March 20, 8-11 p.m. EDT (AMC) "Traffic"
(2000). Powerful thriller that intersects four stories
concerning the international drug trade including that of a
recently appointed anti-drug czar (Michael Douglas) dealing with
his addicted teenage daughter (Erika Christensen) and a Mexican
border policeman (Benicio Del Toro) confronted with the
temptations of money and power. Director Steven Soderbergh's
stunning visual virtuosity and the stellar ensemble performances
create a stark picture of greed, corruption and social decay
where for every triumph, there is parallel setback and the
battle begins again. Intermittent drug use, some violence, a few
sexual encounters, brief nudity, some profanity and constant
rough language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical version was L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating was
R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
Saturday, March 20, 10-11:45 p.m. EDT (Cinemax)
"Fighting" (2009). Intermittently violent, but
otherwise engaging, boxing drama about a failed street salesman
(Channing Tatum) who turns to underground fighting to survive
and bonds with his manager (Terrence Howard) while romancing a
waitress (Zulay Henao). Scenes of punishing brutality and
approval of premature sexual relations mar director and
co-writer Dito Montiel's mostly moving portrait of a friendship
between two down-on-their-luck New Yorkers. Graphic beatings, a
premarital sexual encounter, some crude and crass language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification of the
theatrical version was L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating was PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
TV program notes -- week of March
14
Here are some television program notes for the week of March
14 with their TV Parental Guidelines ratings if available. They
have not all been reviewed and therefore are not necessarily
recommended by the Office for Film & Broadcasting.
Sunday, March 14, 7-8:30 p.m. EDT (check local listings) (PBS)
"Celtic Thunder: It's Entertainment." Celtic Thunder,
a group of five Celtic male vocalists, presents a musical review
that spans six decades (TV-G -- general audience).
Sunday, March 14, 9:30-10 p.m. EDT (Fox) "Sons of
Tucson." Premiere of a new comedy series about three
brothers, Gary (Frank Dolce), Brandon (Matthew Levy) and Robby
(Benjamin Stockham) Gunderson, who are left on their own when
their divorced father is imprisoned for bank fraud and who turn
to slacker sporting goods salesman Ron Snuffkin (Tyler Labine)
to pose as their patriarch and keep them out of the clutches of
foster care. In this episode, Ron -- deep in debt to a loan
shark and living in his car -- makes a deal to help the boys
enroll in school in exchange for a payout, and convinces them to
let him move into the home they share, an investment property
their father shielded from forfeiture. The script includes a few
vulgarisms and passing references to a bizarre wig fetish, and
Ron's relaxed ethics are hardly exemplary, but he is shown to be
fundamentally decent, and what begins as a purely mercenary
arrangement shows every sign of eventually becoming a genuine,
if unorthodox, emotional bond. The humor -- much of it involving
physical routines by Labine -- is mostly inoffensive, making
this probably acceptable for teen viewers and up.
Sunday, March 14, 9:30-10:30 p.m. EDT (check local listings)
(PBS) "Roy Orbison: In Dreams." This program
chronicles the life and times -- and music -- of
first-generation Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Roy Orbison
(1936-88), recounting the saga of one of pop's most enigmatic,
and often under-appreciated, pioneers (TV-G -- general
audience).
Tuesday, March 16, 8-10 p.m. EDT (History)
"Samurai." Actor and martial arts champ Mark Dacascos
explores the story of Miyamoto Musashi (c. 1584-1645), the most
famous of all samurai, and examines the weaponry -- and
philosophy -- of Japan's great warriors.
Saturday, March 20, 2-3 p.m. EDT (EWTN) "Vision Of
Freedom." This story of the persecuted Ukrainian Catholic
Church relates how appearances of Mary to Ukrainians encouraged
the faithful there to persevere under oppression, a
steadfastness which eventually gained them the freedom to
practice their faith openly
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