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Movie Reviews
September 3rd, 2010
The following movies have been
evaluated by the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops' Office for Film and
Broadcasting according to artistic merit and moral suitability. The reviews
include the USCCB rating, the Motion Picture Association of America rating, and
a brief synopsis of the movie.
The reviews can be heard by calling 1-800-311-4CCC. The movie review
line is updated each Friday and includes information about recent theater
releases and a Family Video of the Week.
The classifications are as follows:
- A-I -- general patronage;
- A-II -- adults and adolescents;
- A-III -- adults;
- A-IV -- adults, with reservations (an A-IV classification designates
problematic films that, while not morally offensive in themselves, require
caution and some analysis and explanation as a safeguard against wrong
interpretations and false conclusions);
- O -- morally offensive.
Movies in Wide Release
- The
Waiting City—This poignant yet challenging drama follows an
Australian couple (Radha Mitchell and Joel Edgerton) to India, where they
hope to finalize their adoption of a baby girl. But the tensions created by
bureaucratic delays and other complications -- as well as their
diametrically opposed reactions to their new environment -- reveal the
underlying fissures within their marriage. Director Claire McCarthy's
well-crafted exploration of emotional bonds and spiritual horizons pits
transcendent values against secular ones. The latter is personified by
Mitchell's buttoned-up, work-obsessed character, though the film blurs the
line between the pervasive Hinduism on display and the Catholic faith
represented by Mother Teresa's Missionaries of Charity who staff the
orphanage where the infant has been living. Complex religious issues, brief
graphic marital lovemaking, abortion theme, at least one use of profanity, a
few instances of rough and crude language, and some scatological humor. L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. (R) 2010
Takers—Crime
drama that devolves into a cliched exercise in gunfire, explosions and
insipid dialogue. Director and co-writer John Luessenhop tells the story of
a gang of five skilled thieves (Idris Elba, Paul Walker, Chris Brown,
Michael Ealy and Hayden Christensen) joined, on his release from prison, by
a former cohort (Tip "T.I." Harris) with a plan for the highly
engineered robbery of an armored truck. Giving chase is a grumpy Los Angeles
police detective (Matt Dillon). Constant stylized gun violence, an instance
of male rear nudity, and pervasive crude and fleeting profane and crass
language. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2010
The
Last Exorcism—Middling fright fest about an evangelical
minister and self-confessed charlatan (Patrick Fabian) who brings a film
crew (led by Iris Bahr) along to document his final faked exorcism. But he
gets more than he bargained for when the Louisiana farm girl (Ashley Bell)
whose father (Louis Herthum) summoned him shows signs of genuine possession.
While the gore factor is kept comparatively low in director Daniel Stamm's
gothic outing -- which toys cleverly with the modern presumption that all
phenomena can be explained scientifically -- the preacher's corrosive
cynicism and the occult atmosphere by which he unexpectedly finds himself
surrounded make this inappropriate for all but well-grounded and judicious
adult viewers. Complex treatment of religion, sacrilegious activity, some
gruesome images, at least two uses of profanity, brief sexual talk, and
references to incest and homosexuality. L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
(PG-13) 2010
- Piranha
3D—In this schlocky horror flick, ultra-decadent Spring Break
festivities on an Arizona lake turn deadly after seismic activity unleashes
prehistoric fish with an appetite for slatternly coeds and the otherwise
ethically challenged. The local sheriff (Elisabeth Shue) must try to save
her teenage son (Steven R. McQueen) and his two younger siblings (Sage Ryan
and Brooklyn Proulz). The predatory fish have nothing on director Alexandre
Aja’s voyeuristic camera, which takes equal prurient delight in watching
gyrating bodies in party mode as it does in showing them get shredded and
dismembered. Intense graphic violence – including a decapitation, numerous
severed torsos, and other mutilated and dismembered bodies and body parts;
full frontal female nudity; much groping and kissing amongst women and
between men and women; frequent rough, crude, and crass language; much
profanity; frequent underage drinking and one instance of drug use. O
– morally offensive. (R) 2010
Vampires
Suck—In this pale, stale and mirthless spoof of the
"Twilight" films, Matt Lanter is a tortured vampire and Jenn
Proske is the mortal high schooler he loves. Completing the triangle is her
friend with werewolf issues played by Chris Riggi. Co-directors and writers
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer find the bottom of the comedy barrel and
scrape it mightily with a collection of sight gags strung together to
approximate the story arc of the famed teen-vampire franchise. Fleeting
profane, crude and crass language, some sexual innuendo. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2010
Lottery
Ticket—Broad comedy centers on a hardworking, good-natured
18-year-old (rapper Bow Wow) from an Atlanta housing project who wins the
lottery but must survive a long holiday weekend before he can collect. He
must evade the wiles of a menacing thug (Gbenga Akinnagbe) and a natty crime
boss (Mike Epps) with the help of a retired boxer (Ice Cube) for whom he
runs errands. Director Erik White's efforts to bridge materialism and
spiritual growth are awkward, and viewers seeking an entertaining and
perceptive social satire will be disappointed. Nongraphic nonmarital sexual
activity, much profanity, at least one use of the F-word, frequent crude and
crass language, numerous sexual and contraception references and some
violence. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (PG-13) 2010
Nanny
McPhee Returns—The eerie but magically effective matron of
the title (Emma Thompson) transports herself to wartime Britain, where she
comes to the rescue of a frazzled rural mother (Maggie Gyllenhaal). With her
husband (Ewan McGregor) away at the front, she is failing spectacularly to
cope with the raucous squabbling between her three children (Asa
Butterfield, Lil Woods and Oscar Steer) and a duo of snobbish London cousins
(Rosie Taylor-Ritson and Eros Vlahos). The cousins are freshly arrived
evacuees whose parents have sent them to the countryside for safety. Further
straining mom's nerves are the efforts of her scheming brother-in-law (Rhys
Ifans) to pressure her, for reasons of his own, into signing away the family
farm in dad's absence. As written by Thompson and directed by Susanna White,
this second screen adventure based on Christianna Brand's "Nurse
Matilda" series of children's books tells a sweetly nostalgic tale
underpinned by lessons about cooperation, sharing, courage and the need to
believe in happy endings, with only some mildly gross barnyard humor and
slapstick violence to give parents pause. A-I -- general patronage.
(PG) 2010
The
Switch—Seven years after his unmarried best friend (Jennifer
Aniston) conceived a son (Thomas Robinson) by artificial insemination, and
left town to raise the boy, a successful but neurotic New York stock trader
(Jason Bateman) reconnects with her. Struck by the parallels between his
personality and the lad's, he gradually recollects that, while drunk, he
accidentally spilled the intended donor's (Patrick Wilson)
"contribution" down a bathroom sink. Then, in a panic, he
substituted his own. The film showcases some of the tangled emotional
complications brought about by severing conception from its divinely
intended source and setting, the bond of marital love. But co-directors Will
Speck and Josh Gordon's frequently distasteful comedy of modern manners,
adapted from Jeffrey Eugenides' 1996 short story "Baster," takes
as a given of contemporary life its heroine's right to engineer such a
rupture. Lost in the moral confusion are touching scenes of paternal love
and a fine comic turn by Jeff Goldblum as Bateman's perpetually flustered
business partner. Benign view of artificial insemination, off-screen
masturbation, rear and blurred frontal nudity, much sexual humor, at least
one use of the S-word, some crass language. O - morally offensive.
(PG-13) 2010
- Eat
Pray Love—Off-kilter values underlie this fact-based
narrative of a travel writer's (Julia Roberts) self-initiated divorce (from
Billy Crudup), brief affair with a much younger actor (James Franco) and
yearlong quest for enlightenment and self-understanding via Italian cuisine,
Hindu spirituality (under the guidance of Richard Jenkins) and romance with
a Brazilian expatriate (Javier Bardem) living in Bali. Director and
co-writer Ryan Murphy's overlong, ultimately exhausting screen version of
Elizabeth Gilbert's best-selling 2006 memoir displays an ambivalent attitude
toward marriage, ignores Christianity as a source of insight and revolves
around an interminably navel-gazing central figure. That figure, along the
path of her pampered pilgrimage, confuses psychobabble for wisdom. Complex
religious themes, acceptability of divorce, nonmarital and premarital
situations, rear nudity, some sexual humor, an obscene gesture, a few uses
of profanity, at least one rough and a half-dozen crude terms. L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. (PG-13) 2010
The
Expendables—Brutally violent action vehicle, directed and
co-written by Sylvester Stallone, in which a veritable Who's Who of
Hollywood tough guys and professional sports stars form a ragtag brotherhood
of mercenaries who travel the world freeing hostages and toppling dictators.
On the advice of the group's soulful guru (Mickey Rourke), its leader
(Stallone) and the gang's knife specialist (Jason Statham) head to a
fictional South American nation where a rogue CIA agent (Eric Roberts) is
running a corrupt regime. Though the pair barely escape after this initial
mission, the chief, smitten with a resistance agent (Giselle Itie), vows to
return with his whole crew (rounded out by Jet Li, mixed martial artist
Randy Couture and ex-NFL star Terry Crews) to overthrow the terrorists and
restore freedom. Relentless bloody and graphic violence, including
shootings, knifings, explosions, decapitations, torture, and implied rape,
some rough language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Scott
Pilgrim vs. the World—Wildly violent, sexually freewheeling
action comedy in which an angst-ridden Toronto twentysomething (Michael Cera)
dumps a 17-year-old high schooler (Ellen Wong) to romance the aloof girl of
his dreams (Mary Elizabeth Winstead). He must then battle a succession of
her "evil exes" (including Satya Bhabha, Chris Evans and Brandon
Routh) in bone-crunching, video-game-style combat. In adapting Bryan Lee
O'Malley's series of graphic novels, director and co-writer Edgar Wright
cleverly contrasts the title character's mundane real-life existence with
the hyperbole of his pop culture-inspired imagination. But, in addition to
the relentless throwdowns, the script also features subplots portraying gay
relationships and group sex as perfectly acceptable. Pervasive harsh, though
bloodless violence, frivolous treatment of aberrant sexuality, brief
nongraphic nonmarital sexual activity, a same-sex kiss, several bleeped and
one audible use of the F-word, some crude and much crass language. O
-- morally offensive. (PG-13) 2010
- The
Other Guys—This occasionally amusing but excessively vulgar
action comedy follows the odd-couple antics of an eccentric,
paperwork-loving police accountant (Will Ferrell) and his frustrated
perforce partner (Mark Wahlberg) -- a former street cop unwillingly
desk-bound after making a high-profile mistake -- as they investigate the
financial shenanigans of a British-born banker (Steve Coogan). Director and
co-writer Adam McKay's parody of genre conventions handcuffs its talented
cast with relentlessly foul-mouthed dialogue and tiresome bedroom jokes.
Considerable, though bloodless, action violence; much sexual humor; a couple
of uses of profanity; and pervasive crude and crass language. O --
morally offensive. (PG-13) 2010
Step
Up 3D—In this third installment of the street stomping
franchise, the setting shifts from Baltimore to New York as the leader (Rick
Malambri) of a Gotham dance crew recruits a college freshman (Adam G. Sevani)
he takes under his wing and a nightclub denizen (Sharni Vinson) for whom he
quickly falls to help win a contest, the proceeds from which will forestall
foreclosure on the loft where he and his followers live and practice, but
his quest is hindered by his new protege's academic and amorous distractions
(the latter caused by Alyson Stoner) and by the underhand scheming of a
friend-turned-rival (Joe Slaughter). Three-dimensional effects enhance the
precision choreography in director Jon M. Chu's generally buoyant follow-up
to his 2008 feature debut "Step Up 2: The Streets," but the nimble
numbers in this tale retreading familiar Hollywood themes of dream
fulfillment and the self-selecting circle of friends as do-it-yourself
substitute family are interspersed with flat-footed dialogue, a creaky plot
and some provocative moves and lyrics. At least one use of the S-word,
occasional crass language, a mildly irreverent joke and scenes of moderately
suggestive dancing. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2010
- Dinner
For Schmucks—To score a promotion, a financial analyst (Paul
Rudd) must bring a suitable guest to the titular meal organized by his boss
(Bruce Greenwood) as a competition to see which corporate hotshot can
produce the most amusing idiot as a target for secret ridicule, so his
accidental meeting with a bizarrely naive and nerdy IRS agent (Steve Carell)
seems like a godsend until his victim’s well-intentioned bumbling begins
to ruin both his career and his relationship with his live-in girlfriend
(Stephanie Szostak). Though its underlying message is one of sensitivity and
respect, director Jay Roach’s comedy, adapted from Francis Veber’s 1998
French feature “Le Diner de Cons,” showcases numerous wayward riffs on
topics like adultery, casual sex and venereal disease. Shadowy rear and
partial nudity, cohabitation, much sexual and brief irreverent humor, a
couple of uses of profanity, at least one use of the F-word, a half-dozen
crude terms. L – limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (PG-13) 2010
Cats
& Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore—Entertaining and
inventive 3-D spy adventure -- seamless blending live action, puppetry, and
computer animation -- in which rogue feline agent Kitty Galore (voice of
Bette Midler) threatens to make the world her "personal scratching
post" by unleashing the "Call of the Wild," a screech that
serves as a weapon of mass destruction. Led by Diggs (voice of James Marsden),
a police K-9 German shepherd who hates cats, and Catherine (voice of
Christina Applegate), a feline agent who puts her nine lives on the line,
the covert pet intelligence agencies DOG and MEOWS must put differences
aside and work together to bring Kitty down. Plenty of excitement, gizmos,
and cute-as-a-button moments will charm and enthrall the youngsters, while
their parents will enjoy the inside jokes referencing James Bond films. A-I
-- general patronage. (PG) 2010
Charlie
St. Cloud—After losing his younger brother (Charlie Tahan) in
a car accident for which he was indirectly responsible, a gifted sailboat
racer (Zac Efron), racked by guilt and grief, becomes the caretaker of the
cemetery where his sibling rests, on the edge of which, briefly each
evening, he is mysteriously able to see and communicate with the lad. But
his reclusiveness is challenged when a high school classmate and fellow
sailor (Amanda Crew) returns to town and captures his heart. Though
unusually spiritual and even explicitly religious, director Burr Steers'
melancholy parable, adapted from Ben Sherwood's best-selling 2004 novel,
"The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud," never quite jells,
despite Efron's sensitive portrayal of his isolated, ethereal character,
while the script romanticizes the premature consummation of the scarred
youth's potentially life-altering love. Nongraphic premarital sexual
activity, a few instances of sexual humor, at least one use of profanity, a
couple of crude terms and six crass remarks. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2010
- Salt—Well-acted
but thoroughly violent action thriller in which, after being accused by a
Russian intelligence officer (Daniel Olbrychski) of being a double agent, a
highly skilled CIA operative (Angelina Jolie) goes on the run, leaving her
colleagues (principally Liev Schreiber and Chiwetel Ejiofor) scrambling to
uncover whether she is friend or foe, even as they try to track her down. As
directed by Phillip Noyce, Jolie makes a weak script reasonably compelling,
and her character displays strong marital loyalty; yet, as an
all-but-superhuman killing machine, her path is littered with corpses.
Frequent violence, some of it bloody, at least 10 uses of profanity, one
instance of the F-word, six crude terms. L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
(PG-13) 2010
Ramona
and Beezus—Gentle, winning comedy about a good-hearted but
accident-prone 9-year-old (Joey King) whose antics annoy her more
conventional teen sister (Selena Gomez) as their happy existence in an
idyllic Portland, Ore., suburb is temporarily overshadowed by their
accountant dad's (John Corbett) loss of his job, and the resulting mild
tensions between him and their mom (Bridget Moynahan), but brightened again
by the rekindled romance between a favorite aunt (Ginnifer Goodwin) and her
high school sweetheart (Josh Duhamel). Traditional values and close-knit
family relationships reign in director Elizabeth Allen's squeaky-clean,
nostalgia-tinted adaptation of Beverly Cleary's best-selling series of
children's books and, though nothing very momentous happens, what does take
place transpires in the nicest possible way. A-I -- general
patronage. (G) 2010
- Inception—Ingenious
sci-fi brainteaser in which, at the behest of a powerful CEO (Ken Watanabe),
a corporate spy (Leonardo DiCaprio) who uses "shared dreaming" to
extract secrets from the minds of sleeping executives leads a team of
skilled collaborators (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy and
Dileep Rao) on a raid into the subconscious of the heir (Cillian Murphy) to
a rival business. Writer-director Christopher Nolan achieves a tour de force
of spectacle and suspense that eventually involves four adventures unfolding
simultaneously at different levels of consciousness, though his crafty
action tale is rife with explosions and gunplay and engages the imagination
more than the heart. Much violence, some of it bloody, several uses of
profanity, a few crude and crass terms. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2010
The
Sorcerer's Apprentice—Generally inoffensive but routine
fantasy adventure about an ordinary New York City college student (Jay
Baruchel) who discovers he is the long-prophesied heir to legendary magician
Merlin's wonderworking skills, powers he struggles to master under the
supervision of a good wizard (Nicolas Cage) so he can aid in the fight
against an evil sorcerer (Alfred Molina), though his pursuit of the gal
(Teresa Palmer) he has loved since childhood proves a constant distraction.
As directed by Jon Turteltaub, the special effects-driven proceedings --
which include unbloody battle scenes too intense for tots -- fall well short
of movie magic. Extensive stylized violence, brief scatological humor. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
Predators—Dreary
sci-fi sequel in which a random collection of human warriors and criminals
(most prominently Adrien Brody, Alice Braga and Topher Grace) find
themselves unwillingly and mysteriously parachuted into a jungle by the
invisibility-cloaked aliens of the title who then hunt them for sport.
Despite a half-hearted last-reel lesson about the need to maintain civilized
values, director Nimrod Antal's addition to the thriller franchise that
began with 1987's "Predator" is mostly a survey of nasty ways to
die, while Alex Litvak's script is chockablock with obscenities. Frequent
graphic violence, some of it gruesome, a few uses of profanity, pervasive
rough and crude language. O -- morally offensive. (R)
2010
Despicable
Me—This enchanting 3-D animated comedy about a slightly
wicked but ultimately softhearted rogue (voice of Steve Carell) follows his
rivalry with a nerdy newcomer (voice of Jason Segel) for the title of
world's most terrible villain -- during which they compete to steal the
moon, no less - and charts the life-altering effect a trio of orphans
(voices of Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier and Elsie Fisher) have on him after
he takes them under his wing, initially for his own nefarious purposes.
Co-directors Chris Renaud and Pierre Coffin -- who also provide voice work
for the main miscreant's army of comically mumbling undersized minions -
serve up a delightfully humorous conversion tale spun around themes of
loyalty and the transformative power of family love with only a few effects
that might scare the most timid and a touch of mild bathroom humor to raise
concern among some parents. A-I -- general patronage.
(PG) 2010
- The
Last Airbender—Strained 3-D fantasy adventure, set in an
alternate world where some human beings have the power to "bend,"
that is, control, one of the basic elements of fire, earth, air and water,
and where a brother and sister (Jackson Rathbone and Nicola Peltz) assist a
child (Noah Ringer) who is the latest incarnation of a global peace-giver in
his quest to restore order to society by ending the oppressive rule of a
warlike, imperialist nation (led by Cliff Curtis and Aasif Mandvi). Though
free of objectionable language or behavior, writer-director M. Night
Shyamalan's live-action adaptation of an animated TV series -- which also
features Dev Patel as a disgraced prince out to prove his mettle by
capturing the boy wonder -- fails to gain dramatic traction, bogging down in
stilted dialogue and endless explanations of its back story, some aspects of
which suggest pantheism or nonscriptural beliefs. Potentially confusing
religious themes and much nongraphic martial arts and combat violence.
A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
The
Twilight Saga: Eclipse—A well-behaved vampire (Robert
Pattinson) and an equally courtly werewolf (Taylor Lautner) overcome their
natural antipathy and temporarily unite to protect the teen mortal (Kristen
Stewart) they both love from the threat posed by a vengeance-driven
bloodsucker (Bryce Dallas Howard) and her plasma-hungry minions. Director
David Slade's third installment in the hugely popular Gothic romance
franchise -- based on the best-selling novels of Stephenie Meyer -- draws on
self-referential humor to leaven its potentially ridiculous, and
occasionally over-familiar, proceedings as it ramps up the mostly bloodless
supernatural battling, but shifts the basis of the main couple's chaste
interaction from a matter of constraint to one of choice. Considerable
stylized violence, an off-screen rape, a scene of nongraphic sensuality, a
birth control reference and a few mildly crass terms. A-II -- adults
and adolescents. (PG-13) 2010
Knight
and Day—This good-natured, though intermittently violent,
action-and-romance combo sees an everyday woman (Cameron Diaz) unwittingly
caught up in the conflict between a highly skilled but apparently rogue CIA
agent (Tom Cruise) and his former colleagues (led by Viola Davis and Peter
Sarsgaard) as they battle each other and an evil Spanish arms dealer (Jordi
Molla) for possession of a recently invented (by young geek Paul Dano)
energy source with revolutionary potential. Director and co-writer James
Mangold's breezy diversion takes a largely bloodless toll on the extras
while the adroitly portrayed central relationship progresses, for the most
part, innocently enough. Frequent, though mostly nongraphic, action
violence, at least one use of profanity and of the F-word, some crude
language, a few instances of sexual humor. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2010
Grown
Ups—Meandering, scattershot comedy, of interest mainly to
devoted Adam Sandler fans, in which co-writer Sandler and director Dennis
Dugan set out to tell the tale of five friends (Kevin James, Chris Rock,
David Spade and Rob Schneider, along with Sandler), all once members of a
championship private-school basketball team, who reunite with their families
at a New England lake cabin after their coach dies, but this weak entry
mostly offers up stale riffs and physical comedy in lieu of a strong story.
Some mild sexual and scatological humor, including a running gag about a
4-year-old boy who still breastfeeds, brief rear nudity, fleeting crude and
crass language, a few instances of innuendo. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2010
Toy
Story 3—A satisfying, action-packed conclusion to the
"Toy Story" trilogy that offers valuable lessons in the importance
of family, friendship, and destiny. Woody (Tom Hanks), Buzz Lightyear (Tim
Allen), and the rest of the "Roundup Gang" consider their options
as their owner Andy (John Morris) heads to college and puts away his
childish things. Instead of being safely packed away in the attic, the toys
wind up in a day care center filled with new toys and unruly kids. Lots-O'Huggin
Bear (Ned Beatty) soon reveals he is not the benevolent toy leader he
appears. Will the toys escape and make it back to Andy's house, or does the
recycling bin beckon? Both kids and their parents will find the answer
happy, heartfelt and hope-filled. Mild cartoonish violence and scenes of
peril. A-I -- general patronage. (G) 2010
Jonah
Hex—The popular DC Comics series springs to life with a bang
as the title character, a Civil War soldier turned bounty hunter and
drifter, seeks revenge on the man who killed his family and left him
disfigured. Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) chases his nemesis, Quentin Turnbull
(John Malkovich), across the country to prevent him from blowing up
Washington and restarting the Civil War. The body count along the way is
enormous, and while it is always clear that the bad guys go to hell, it's
hard to condone Hex's fanatical drive for revenge. Stylized if unbloody
violence, including gunfights, brawls, and explosions; implied sexual
activity; occult rituals; and some profanity. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2010
- The
A-Team—Explosively noisy, stunt-laden, cheesy and somehow
engrossing film based on the 1980s TV series without that program's
self-mocking humor. Director Joe Carnahan, who also scripted along with
Brian Bloom and Skip Woods, reinvents the story line as sort of a video
game, with Liam Neeson, Quinton Jackson, Bradley Cooper, and Sharlto Copley
playing four Army Rangers, all specialists in covert missions, framed in
Iraq for a crime they didn't commit, then escaping from prison to clear
their names and seize the CIA operative who set them up. Some fleeting crass
and crude language, most of it before the opening credits are over, a
fleeting reference to premarital sex, and abundant explosions and gunfire. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG-13) 2010
The
Karate Kid—Stirring, satisfying update of the 1984 hit shifts
the action to modern China, where an unassuming kung fu master (Jackie Chan)
teaches an undersized American boy (Jaden Smith) how to confront a bully
while imparting other life lessons. Director Harald Zwart balances fealty
for the crowd-pleasing original with embellishments that, aside from a
manipulative musical score, enhance the appeal of the timeless underdog
story. Hard-hitting and occasionally cruel but not graphic martial arts
violence, including a boy being struck across the face by an adult, the use
of a crass term for the human posterior, some mild toilet humor, one
instance of sexual innuendo, an unnecessary kiss between pre-teens. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
Marmaduke—Small
children might like this comedy based on the titular comic-strip Great Dane
(voiced by Owen Wilson), but adults may find it about as charming as a
bucket of doggie drool. Director Tom Dey has constructed a slapstick-laden
story with the canine hero as a gangly and quite talky adolescent attempting
to fit in with cliques at a dog park that represents high school, while a
parallel plot has his human family (led by Lee Pace) attempting the same
transformation after they move from Kansas to Southern California. Some mild
scatological humor. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2010
Splice—Director
Vincenzo Natali's perverse tale of modern science run amok chronicles how
genetic engineers (Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley) who create new life forms
by "splicing" together genes from different animals decide to take
the next step and use human genes to create "Dren" (Delphine
Chaneac), a monster with the body of a beautiful woman. The trio morph into
a happy if unconventional "family" until Dren grows up and her
hormones start raging, with deadly results. Generally sympathetic
presentation of human cloning, genetic engineering and embryo destruction;
nudity; nonmarital sexual activity; rape; rough language; and bloody scenes
of violence and torture. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Get
Him to the Greek—Raucous, frequently coarse comedy in which a
timid young record company executive (Jonah Hill) is tasked by his
hard-bitten boss (Sean Combs) with escorting a hedonistic British rock star
(Russell Brand) from London to the titular Los Angeles theater for a
comeback concert, a journey that coincides with, and aggravates, a break
with his live-in girlfriend (Elisabeth Moss). Like his 2008 debut,
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall," in which Brand's character first
appeared, writer-director Nicholas Stoller's tale of an unlikely friendship
features a few touching moments and some positive underlying values, but
these elements are ultimately eclipsed by obscenity-laden dialogue and
debauched, sometimes perverse behavior. Brief graphic nonmarital sexual
activity, scenes of aberrant sexuality, cohabitation, drug use, some
gruesome images, upper female and rear nudity, much sexual humor, a couple
of uses of profanity, pervasive rough and crude language. O --
morally offensive. (R) 2010
Sex
and the City 2—Romantic-comedy sequel, based on a
long-running cable-TV series, recounting the further adventures of a New
York-based columnist turned author (Sarah Jessica Parker), her husband
(Chris Noth) and her three best friends (Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and
Cynthia Nixon) as they confront the challenges of married life, parenthood
and career changes, pressures only temporarily relieved, for the quartet of
pals, by a luxurious vacation in Abu Dhabi. Writer-director Michael Patrick
King's morally unmoored follow-up to his 2008 feature confuses promiscuity
with feminist empowerment, caricatures Muslims and showcases an extended
celebration of same-sex marriage. Graphic nonmarital sexual activity with
nudity, benign view of casual sex and homosexual acts, adultery theme,
constant sexual humor and references, some rough and crude language. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Prince
of Persia: The Sands of Time—Plodding adaptation of the
eponymous videogame series pits a heroic orphan (Jake Gyllenhaal) against
his adopted royal uncle (Ben Kingsley) as he helps a princess (Gemma
Arterton) safeguard a time-altering dagger that has the potential to destroy
humankind. Hyperactive camerawork and frenetic special effects squash any
authentically human elements that director Mike Newell might have brought to
the loud, flashy proceedings, while the script's presentation of religion
involves an uneasy mix of pagan mythology and vague monotheism. Frequent,
moderately intense violence, a number of frightening images, some sexual
innuendo. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG-13) 2010
Shrek
Forever After—Heartwarming, decidedly less raucous animated
riff on fairy tales brings the blockbuster franchise full circle as the
titular ogre (voiced by Mike Myers) experiences a midlife crisis and is
tricked by an evil wizard (voice of Walt Dohrn) into living a different
version of his past, during which he must win his wife's affections (voiced
by Cameron Diaz) all over again and learn to appreciate his current good
fortune. Director Mike Mitchell and colleagues downplay the previous
installments' cheeky idiom of pop-culture parody and affirm the values of
love and fidelity in a manner that should gladden parents, who can err on
the side of being inclusive when judging whether to bring the kids. A few
mild action sequences, occasional toilet-related humor. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
MacGruber—Juvenile,
tasteless action spoof in which a cocky but disastrously incompetent special
agent (Will Forte) is called out of retirement by his former commander
(Powers Boothe) to foil a plot by an evil arms dealer (Val Kilmer) to nuke
Washington, gaining the aid of an Army lieutenant (Ryan Phillippe) and an
undercover operative-turned-pop-singer (Kristen Wiig) along the way.
Director and co-writer Jorma Taccone's expansion of a recurring
"Saturday Night Live" skit is consistently vulgar and
intermittently gruesome. Much gory violence, graphic premarital sexual
activity, upper female and rear nudity, frequent sexual and scatological
humor, more than a dozen uses of profanity, pervasive rough and crude
language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Just
Wright—This appealing, seamless blend of the best elements of
both romantic comedy and inspirational sports films charts the triangular
love story of a hardworking physical therapist (Queen Latifah), a
professional basketball star (rapper Common) and the attractive but shallow
material girl (Paula Patton) who is both her "godsister" and his
fiancee. Director Sanaa Hamri and screenwriter Michael Elliot use the
lightest of touches to create a warm, likable environment and convey a
message about relationships founded on enduring values. Probably acceptable
for more mature teens. A single use of rough language, an implied premarital
encounter. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
Letters
to Juliet—Director Gary Winick's old-fashioned romantic
comedy explores time-honored themes of love, loss, family, and destiny amid
a beautifully photographed Italian travelogue as it chronicles New
York-based magazine fact-checker Sophie's (Amanda Seyfried) journey to
Verona -- the city of "Romeo and Juliet" -- where, left on her own
by her food-obsessed chef fiance, Victor (Gael Garcia Bernal), Sophie visits
Juliet's house and discovers a kind of Wailing Wall for the amorous, where
lovesick women leave letters seeking relationship advice. Sophie's answer to
one such missive, penned 50 years before by Englishwoman Claire (Vanessa
Redgrave), prompts Claire to return, with obnoxious grandson Charlie
(Christopher Egan) in tow, determined to find her long-lost idol Lorenzo. An
implied premarital relationship, a brief obscene gesture. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
Robin
Hood—Thematically ambitious yet enervating version of the
much-filmed legend concerning the 13th-century English outlaw (Russell
Crowe) who, in this serious reworking awash in political intrigue and
salubrious civics lessons, goes from common archer on King Richard's Crusade
to the valiant unifier of a downtrodden, suffering nation. Director Ridley
Scott drains the tale of energy and emotion without offering action thrills
that would ingratiate a new generation of viewers. Though hovering on the
edge of bawdiness, and despite jabs at the cold-hearted, oppressive church
leaders of the period, the movie may be acceptable for some mature
teenagers. Much -- mostly bloodless -- battle violence, a nongraphic sexual
situation with fleeting rear nudity, an attempted rape, callous clergy, some
innuendo and anatomical references, one instance each of crude and crass
language. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2010
Iron
Man 2—Stylish sci-fi follow-up charting the further
adventures of a freewheeling weapons manufacturer (Robert Downey Jr.) --
whose high-tech suit of armor transforms him at will into the titular hero
-- as he battles a gifted but warped Russian scientist (Mickey Rourke) and
competes against a smarmy rival industrialist (Sam Rockwell) with the
on-again, off-again help of his former military liaison (Don Cheadle) and
the steady support of his frequently exasperated executive assistant
(Gwyneth Paltrow). In his second adaptation of a popular comic-book series
that originated in 1963, director Jon Favreau crafts an almost entirely
gore-free, though steadily clash-laden, cautionary tale about the two-edged
potential of modern munitions. Considerable, though virtually bloodless,
action violence; some sexual humor and references; at least one instance of
profanity; a bleeped use of the F-word; a couple of crude expressions; and
occasional crass language. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2010
A
Nightmare on Elm Street—Crazed killer Freddy Krueger (now
played by Jackie Earle Haley) and his fatal fingers return to prey on the
dreams -- and real lives -- of a new generation of small-town teens
(including Rooney Mara, Kyle Gallner, Katie Cassidy and Kellan Lutz).
Veteran music video director Samuel Bayer's unwelcome reboot of the 1980s
slasher franchise -- his feature debut -- relies on the tried and trite
recipe of sending interchangeable insomniacs to a gory doom. Intense bloody
violence; gruesome imagery; a pedophilia theme; an implied nonmarital
relationship; a couple uses of profanity; at least a dozen instances of the
F-word; and some crude language. O -- morally offensive.
(R) 2010
Furry
Vengeance—Painfully flat comedy in which a Chicago-based
construction supervisor (Brendan Fraser) moves to the Oregon woods to
oversee a new housing development but finds his work stymied by a
mischievous conspiracy of the forest creatures whose habitat the supposedly
eco-friendly development will displace, leading to complications with his
scheming boss (Ken Jeong) and his unwillingly uprooted wife (Brooke Shields)
and son (Matt Prokop). Director Roger Kumble's frequently distasteful romp
registers as more juvenile than sprightly, while its underlying themes of
respect for nature and the priority of family life over career advancement,
though honorable, are driven home far too ham-handedly. Much scatological
humor and some comic violence. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG) 2010
The
Losers—This slick action comedy about a unit of ex-special
forces soldiers (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Columbus
Short and Oscar Jaenada) who are betrayed by a fiendish spymaster (Jason
Patric) holds itself in much higher regard than its deprecatory title and
flippant tone would suggest -- or than the disposable project as a whole
deserves. Director Sylvain White applies a music-video sensibility to the
comic-book source material, and the stylized violence, though considerable,
is never explicit, while the jocularity is more juvenile than offensive. A
moderately explicit nonmarital sexual encounter, some profanity, at least
two instances of rough language, a steady stream of crude and crass
verbiage, frequent bloodless violence and some sexual innuendo and banter. L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. (PG-13) 2010
The
Back-Up Plan—In this dull and predictable romantic comedy
single pet store owner Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) conceives twins through
artificial insemination, and seems blissfully happy until Mr. Right appears
in the form of cheese maker Stan (Alex O'Loughlin). Zoe falls hard, but when
she confesses her condition to Stan, he freaks. Despite a "happy"
ending, director Alan Poul's film presents a thoroughly warped view of love,
marriage and parenthood, and contradicts Catholic moral teachings on the
necessity of maintaining the connection between the unitive and procreative
aspects of marital love. Morally skewed treatment of human sexuality,
graphic premarital sexual activity, rear and partial nudity, scenes of
defecation, much crude language, graphic gynecological exams, and a gruesome
water birth scene. O -- morally offensive. (PG-13) 2010
Oceans—Surprisingly
philosophical nature documentary offers stunning images of sea life from
around the globe while conveying a positive message about mankind's
connection to the ocean and the need for environmental conservation. Actor
Pierce Brosnan intones pleasing narration for co-directors and writers
Jacque Perrin and Jacque Cluzaud, whose film, though it lacks a solid
narrative structure and occasionally suffers from a dearth of explanatory
detail, nonetheless constitutes a visual feast, and their avoidance of
graphic images of predatory behavior makes this eye-catching spectacle
suitable for viewers of all ages. A-I -- general patronage.
(G) 2010
Death
at a Funeral—Ensemble farce relating the various outlandish
mishaps that befall two estranged brothers (Chris Rock and Martin Lawrence)
and their relatives and friends (notably James Marsden, Tracy Morgan and
Danny Glover) as they gather to bury the family patriarch, including the
played-for-laughs revelation of the deceased's concealed relationship with a
mysterious stranger (Peter Dinklage). Director Neil LaBute's Americanization
of Frank Oz's 2007 British comedy of the same title mostly seeks laughs in
the bed- and bathroom, with predictably woeful results. Frivolous treatment
of adulterous homosexuality, rear and partial nudity, drug theme, graphic
scatological humor, sexual jokes and references, a half-dozen uses of
profanity, frequent rough and crude language. O -- morally
offensive. (R) 2010
Kick-Ass—Intentionally
outrageous but deeply perverse action comedy in which an ordinary high
school student (Aaron Johnson) attempts to transform himself into a
crusading superhero but instead becomes caught up in a feud pitting a
deranged ex-police officer (Nicolas Cage) and the tween daughter (Chloe
Grace Moretz) he has home-schooled as an assassin against a mob boss (Mark
Strong) and his son (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), with all but the gangster
assuming masked alter egos. Director and co-writer Matthew Vaughn's
adaptation of Mark Millar and John S. Romita Jr.'s series of comic books
fills the screen with bloody mayhem and the mouth of Moretz's blithely
murderous character with cringe-inducing vulgarity. Much gory violence
including torture and dismemberment, brief graphic nonmarital sexual
activity and offscreen masturbation, upper female nudity, drug use, a few
instances of profanity and pervasive rough and crude language. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2010
The
Perfect Game—Rousing, faith-infused sports drama, based on
real events, recounting the unlikely odyssey of a ragtag boys baseball team
from Monterrey, Mexico, who, under the spiritual guidance of a devout but
down-to-earth priest (Cheech Marin) and the leadership of a hard-driving
coach (Clifton Collins Jr.) travel to the U.S. to compete in the 1957 Little
League championship tournament, achieving a string of unexpected victories
against far more advantaged teams. As directed by William Dear, W. William
Winokur's script unambiguously presents the young players' Catholicism as
the inspiration not only for their winning streak, but for their persistent
refusal to allow either their impoverished circumstances or the disdainful
prejudice they frequently encounter north of the border to deprive them of
their dream, though a brief scene of Marin's otherwise estimable character
celebrating a Tridentine Mass presents an image of worship so sloppy and
repetitive as to approach unintentional parody. Racial tensions, ethnic
slurs and a few mildly earthy insults. A-II -- adults and
adolescents. (PG) 2010
Letters
to God—Inspirational and touching drama, based on real
events, about a faith-filled but cancer-stricken 8-year-old boy (Tanner
Maguire) whose prayers and reflections are expressed in a series of letters
to the Almighty, and the effect these notes have on his family -- including
his widowed, overtaxed mother (Robyn Lively), his devout grandmother (Maree
Cheatham) and his emotionally conflicted teen brother (Michael Christopher
Bolten) -- but especially on the depressed, boozing war-vet-turned-postman
(Jeffrey S. Johnson) who has recently taken over the local mail route.
Though the underlying theology of director David Nixon's family-friendly
tale of courage and conversion is evangelical, the basic message about the
power of Gospel values to transform lives is sufficiently nondenominational
to exert a strong appeal on Christian believers of every stripe.
Life-threatening illness, divorce and alcoholism themes. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
Date
Night—This well-intentioned but ultimately wayward mix of the
romantic comedy and action genres sees an ordinary suburban New Jersey
couple (Steve Carell and Tina Fey) caught up in an underworld blackmail
scheme after being mistaken for the cohabiting lowlifes (James Franco and
Mila Kunis) who are out to sell the damning evidence. As written by Josh
Klausner and directed by Shawn Levy, the pair's nocturnal Manhattan odyssey
-- during which they flee a duo of thugs (Common and Jimmi Simpson) in the
employ of a mob boss (Ray Liotta), and turn for help to a James Bond-like
intelligence agent (Mark Wahlberg) -- though its travails aid them to
rekindle their flickering love for each other, eventually leads to an
underground sex club where they briefly find themselves forced to entertain
a powerful patron with perverse tastes. Considerable, though bloodless,
action violence, partial rear nudity, much sexual humor, including gags
about casual sex, masturbation and aberrant practices, at least one use of
profanity and of the F-word, some crude and crass language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
Tyler
Perry's Why Did I get Married Too? —Dramatically uneven but,
for the most part, morally steady sequel mixing comedy and drama and
examining the renewed marital challenges of four couples -- a successful
self-help author (Janet Jackson) and her architect spouse (Malik Yoba), a
sportscaster (Michael Jai White) and his hyper-suspicious wife (Tasha
Smith), a lawyer (Sharon Leal) whose husband (Tyler Perry) begins to doubt
her fidelity, and a divorcee (Jill Scott) whose second marriage is under
strain due to her new partner's (Lamman Rucker) ongoing unemployment. While
implicitly endorsing Scott's character's remarriage after her split from her
abusive ex (Richard T. Jones) -- who puts in a remorseful reappearance here
-- writer-director Perry's follow-up to his 2007 hit "Why Did I Get
Married?" is otherwise all about commitment, though the script's
highlighted values, such as open communication and self-giving love, do not
rest on a spiritual foundation. Brief, nongraphic marital lovemaking, a
nonmarital bedroom scene, intense domestic discord, adultery theme, numerous
sexual references, including mention of sterilization and venereal disease,
drug references, frequent crass language. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13)
Clash
of the Titans—Muddled mythological epic, set in ancient
Greece, in which the demigod Perseus (Sam Worthington) embarks on a quest to
defend humanity against the forces of Hades (Ralph Fiennes), the god of
death, whom his brother Zeus (Liam Neeson), as king of the gods, has
unleashed to punish humankind for their growing dissatisfaction with, and
attempted rebellion against, the Olympian deities. Long action sequences and
an emphasis on special effects leave little room for engaging drama in
director Louis Leterrier's frequently violent 3-D remake of Desmond Davis'
1981 swords-and-sandals exercise, though undemanding viewers may be content
enough with the proceedings not notice the gifts of top-tier players such as
Fiennes and Neeson being squandered on stilted dialogue. Complex, though
undeveloped, religious themes, constant action violence, some of it bloody
or gruesome, a bedroom encounter with implied sexual activity, at least one
sexual reference, a couple of mildly crass terms. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2010
The
Last Song—Based on the eponymous Nicholas Sparks novel, this
old-fashioned romance features teen singing sensation Miley Cyrus in her
first dramatic role as the troubled child of divorced parents who is shipped
off, along with her younger brother (precocious Bobby Coleman), to spend the
summer with their father (Greg Kinnear) in a picture-perfect seaside Georgia
town where she falls for Will (Liam Hemsworth) a hunky volleyball player who
quotes Tolstoy and saves baby sea turtles. As these star-crossed lovers from
different worlds learn important life lessons about love and forgiveness,
broken hearts heal and second chances rule in a film calculated to please
both teens their parents. Some scenes of teenage drinking, a few mildly
crass terms, and brief images of a fire that could frighten very young
viewers. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
The
Bounty Hunter—Forgettable, frequently mean-spirited mix of
romantic comedy and crime story begins with a former police
officer-turned-bounty hunter (Gerard Butler) delightedly arresting his
journalist ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston) after she fails to appear for a court
hearing, but the two quickly become entangled in a case of police corruption
that leaves them dodging bullets and, far less successfully, a renewed hail
of arrows from cupid's bow. Any potentially heartwarming elements in
director Andy Tennant's predictable tale of rekindling romance get lost amid
the frenetic shuffle as the rival protagonists use a Taser stun gun on one
another as well as tackle and handcuff each other. Some action violence,
scenes of torture, brief rear nudity, several sexual jokes and references,
about eight uses of profanity, a bit of rough and much crude language.
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. (PG-13) 2010
Hot
Tub Time Machine—Tasteless time travel comedy in which three
former best friends (John Cusack, Rob Corddry and Craig Robinson) who have
drifted apart over the years reunite and, with Cusack's geeky 24-year-old
nephew (Clark Duke) in tow, embark on a road trip to a ski resort where a
magically malfunctioning hot tub suddenly transports them back to 1986. As
directed by Steve Pink, the tedious proceedings -- which see the pals
reliving their supposed glory days of youthful drug- and sex-fueled
hedonism, and dithering between the desire to preserve the past in order to
ensure the future -- including the nephew's very existence -- and the
temptation to improve their destinies by making better choices -- are at
once artistically ramshackle and morally repugnant. Graphic nonmarital
sexual activity, upper female and rear nudity, repeated drug use, about 10
instances of profanity, much sexual and some scatological humor, ceaseless
rough and crude language. O -- morally offensive. (R)
2010
How
to Train Your Dragon—Robust animated fantasy about a teenaged
Viking (voiced by Jay Baruchel) who goes against his own people by
befriending and domesticating the creatures his society has been battling
for 300 years. Directors Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois have fashioned an
engaging boy's own action-adventure, based on Cressida Cowell's book, with
impressive 3-D visuals and a constructive pacifist message. While not overly
taxing on brain cells or the imagination, it constitutes an above-average
family-oriented ride, keeping in mind younger children may be frightened at
times. Much relatively intense fantasy action, some harsh descriptions of
Viking-dragon mayhem, two instances of potty language, two mildly off-color
references to body parts. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG) 2010
Repo
Men—Extremely violent futuristic thriller about two men (Jude
Law and Forest Whitaker) whose job is to repossess artificial human organs
when the recipient falls behind on exorbitant interest payments owed to a
malevolent corporation. Despite a major twist involving virtual technology,
there's scant evidence that director Miguel Sapochink wants to spin a
profound science-fiction yarn, let alone offer a serious cautionary tale or
insightful social satire; with no redeeming qualities to offset the butchery
and degradation, it counts instead among the most distasteful and morally
barren movies to appear in recent years. Unrelenting brutal, graphic
violence; grisly images of surgical incisions and operations; instances of
drug use; fleeting glimpses of bystanders engaged in sex acts; several
implied or simulated nonmarital sexual encounters between the leading male
and female characters; partial rear nudity; and pervasive rough, crude and
profane language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
She's
Out of My League—Raunchy romantic comedy in which a nerdy but
good-hearted Pittsburgh airport security agent (Jay Baruchel) manages to
attract the interest of a fetching, sophisticated party planner (Alice Eve),
and endures a series of romantic ups and downs, as his three slacker best
friends and co-workers (Mike Vogel, T.J. Miller and Nate Torrence) as well
as his ornery ex-girlfriend (Lindsay Sloane) insist the relationship will
never last. Director Jim Field Smith squanders potentially worthwhile themes
about rejecting stereotypes and basing lasting attachments on personal
rather than merely physical qualities, opting instead for a barrage of
sophomoric antics and frequently distasteful sight gags. Pervasive sexual
humor, rear nudity, brief nongraphic sexual activity, implicit approval of
premarital sex, about 10 uses of profanity, and constant rough and crude
language, including at least 40 uses of the F-word. O --
morally offensive. (R) 2010
Our
Family Wedding—Scattershot comedy, prone to physical gags,
about the culture clash between two families when a Latina (America Ferrera)
marries an African-American (Lance Gross). Director Rick Famuyiwa, who
co-wrote along with Wayne Conley and Malcolm Spellman, leaves no stereotype
untouched in this wildly uneven combination of "Father of the
Bride" and "Abie's Irish Rose," but mostly manages to stay
within tasteful boundaries. A fleeting instance of crass language and the
implication of a premarital relationship. Probably acceptable for mature
teens. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2010
Remember
Me—Less than memorable romantic drama about the relationship
between an angst-ridden twentysomething New York bohemian (Robert Pattinson)
and the university student (Emilie de Ravin) he initially dates as a
practical joke to get back at her policeman father (Chris Cooper) for
roughing him up and arresting him, but for whom he eventually falls in
earnest. Director Allen Coulter's young sophisticates play cutesy when not
dwelling on the losses -- his brother's early death and her mother's murder
-- that help them bond. Along with glamorizing the couple's premature sexual
union, as well as their eventual shacking up, Will Fetters' script moves
toward a climax related to real-life events that many will find
distastefully manipulative. Cohabitation, passionate, but nongraphic
premarital sexual activity, a couple of uses of profanity, some sexual
references and jokes, including a promiscuous character, frequent smoking,
at least one drug reference, a few rough and numerous crude terms. A-III
-- adults. (PG-13) 2010
Green
Zone—Idealistic but raw combat drama, set in the early days
of the U.S. invasion of Iraq, as a dedicated Army officer (Matt Damon) tries
to discover why his unit's search for the Saddam regime's weapons of mass
destruction continually comes up empty, and finds himself caught in a power
struggle between a Defense Department intelligence agent (Greg Kinnear)
who's indifferent to the justification for American intervention and a rogue
CIA station chief (Brendan Gleeson) who believes the whole operation rests
on a foundation of lies and fabrications. Director Paul Greengrass' uneasy
mix of political conspiracy yarn and action adventure, loosely inspired by
journalist Rajiv Chandrasekaran's 2007 bestseller "Imperial Life in the
Emerald City," increasingly takes on the qualities of a personal
crusade by its hero, thus blunting its ability to dissect larger questions
of real-life morality. Considerable action violence, some of it bloody,
torture, several uses of profanity, frequent rough and crude language.
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. (R) 2010
Brooklyn's
Finest—Seamy New York police drama chronicling a week in the
lives of a cynical patrolman (Richard Gere) on the verge of retirement, an
undercover operative (Don Cheadle) desperate for promotion to a safe desk
job and a narcotics officer (Ethan Hawke) tempted to steal drug money to
provide for his ill wife and growing family. Though Catholic imagery
pervades director Antoine Fuqua's grim journey through Gotham's criminal
underworld, faith provides no meaningful guidance to the conflicted
characters as they cross legal and moral boundaries, and as the obscenity
laden-script lurches from bloodshed to explicit scenes of sexuality.
Frequent bloody violence, including beatings, shootings and strangulation,
graphic nonmarital sexual activity, upper female nudity, a few uses of
profanity, unremitting rough and crude language. O -- morally
offensive. (R) 2010
Alice
in Wonderland—Very loosely inspired by, but not recklessly
departing from, Lewis Carroll's famous books, this 3-D fantasy-adventure
mixes animation and live action as it follows its plucky Victorian heroine
(Mia Wasikowska) -- here a 19-year-old -- down the rabbit hole into a
strange, nonsensical realm where she conspires with the Mad Hatter (Johnny
Depp) and various frazzled fauna to end the despotic rule of the Red Queen
(Helena Bonham Carter). Although younger viewers will be frightened by
certain sequences, director Tim Burton refrains from indulging in the more
macabre or avant-garde aspects of the tale; and yet, while it conveys a
salubrious message with vaguely Christian echoes, the film's aesthetic
impact is lessened by the lack of a coherent visual style. Sequences of
fantasy action and violence, including a skewered animal eyeball, human
characters striking one another; images of mild animal cruelty, some
discussion of beheadings, a character smoking a water pipe and one instance
of light profanity. A-II -- adults and adolescents.
(PG) 2010
Cop
Out—This vulgar buddy comedy follows two unconventional New
York police detectives (Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan) as they try to
recover the valuable baseball card Willis' character was planning to sell to
finance his daughter's wedding but which was stolen by a petty thief (Seann
William Scott), and passed on to a memorabilia-obsessed drug lord (Guillermo
Diaz). As penned by Robb and Mark Cullen and directed by Kevin Smith,
foul-mouthed dialogue and bullet-riddled action sequences drown out the
mostly smile-free script's faint messages about marital trust and
self-sacrificing parental love. Considerable, sometimes gory, action
violence; a scene of torture; pervasive rough and crude language; about a
dozen uses of profanity; and much sexual and scatological humor. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2010
The
Crazies—A small-town sheriff (Timothy Olyphant), his deputy
(Joe Anderson), the sheriff's doctor wife (Radha Mitchell) and her office
assistant (Danielle Panabaker) fend off their neighbors who have been
transformed into homicidal maniacs by an environmental accident affecting
the local water supply while also struggling to evade capture by Army troops
bent on quelling the outbreak at any cost. A potentially thought-provoking
parable about ecological irresponsibility and military excess in an
emergency is lost amid the bloodletting in director Breck Eisner's
relatively lavish updating of George A. Romero's low-budget 1973 horror
exercise. Excessive gory violence, some gruesome images, at least a
half-dozen uses of profanity, pervasive rough and much crude language.
O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Shutter
Island—Prolix psychological thriller set in 1954 follows a
U.S. marshal (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his new partner (Mark Ruffalo) to a
storm-swept island in Boston Harbor on which an asylum for the criminally
insane becomes the venue for elaborately staged hysterics borne of trauma
and guilt. Adapted from a Dennis Lehane novel, the picture amounts to a
genre exercise for director Martin Scorsese, and affords DiCaprio and other
respectable actors the chance to declaim excessively coarse dialogue in
service of an overblown mystery. Pervasive rough, crude and crass language;
frequent profanity; a number of sexual references and discussions of violent
acts; many potentially disturbing images of corpses in a concentration camp
setting and in connection with an act of infanticide; a number of fairly
graphic episodes of gun violence; and an instance of partially obscured
frontal male nudity. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
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Percy
Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief—A mildly
troubled New York high school student (Logan Lerman) discovers his true
identity as a demigod -- offspring of the Greek sea god Poseidon (Kevin McKidd)
and a human mother (Catherine Keener) -- and embarks on a quest to prevent a
war among the deities of Mount Olympus, assisted by a semi-divine teen girl
warrior (Alexandra Daddario) and a courageous but untested adolescent satyr
(Brandon T. Jackson). Director Chris Columbus' glossy but shallow screen
version of the first in novelist Rick Riordan's best-selling series of
children's novels relies on some slick special effects to keep the adventure
moving forward, though the titular hero's transformation from a 12- to a
17-year-old introduces elements unsuitable for some of the book's younger
fans, while parents who see the tale's mythological premise as more than a
literary device will hesitate to allow impressionable youngsters to view it.
Pagan themes, brief domestic discord, a few instances of sexual innuendo, a
couple of crass terms. A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
Valentine's
Day—Ensemble romantic comedy, directed by Garry Marshall,
charting the amorous ups and downs of a series of interconnected Los
Angelinos over the titular holiday, including a newly engaged florist
(Ashton Kutcher) and his live-in fiancee (Jessica Alba), a teacher (Jennifer
Garner) and her doctor beau (Patrick Dempsey), a long-married couple
(Shirley MacLaine and Hector Elizondo) preparing to renew their vows, and a
pair of 18-year-old high school students (Emma Roberts and Carter Jenkins)
planning to lose their virginity together. As unengaging as it is unwieldy,
screenwriter Katherine Fugate's tale of loves lost and found rejects marital
infidelity, but otherwise takes the full physical expression of affection as
a given, before marriage, before college and between members of the same
gender. Implicit approval of nonmarital sexual activity and homosexual acts,
partial nudity, adultery and phone-sex themes, sexual references and jokes,
brief irreverent humor, a half-dozen crude and some crass terms. O
-- morally offensive. (PG-13) 2010
The
Wolfman—Alternately spooky, savage and silly, this remake of
the 1941 monster classic starring Lon Chaney Jr. tells of a decent if
troubled man (Benicio Del Toro) periodically transformed into a hirsute
beast after returning to his ancestral estate in England following the
brutal murder of his brother in 1891. Striking a tone that might be
described as "visceral camp," director Joe Johnston entertains by
rendering the trappings of lycanthrope lore with first-rate special effects
and actors -- Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt and Hugo Weaving -- willing to
feast on the material. Frequent episodes of moderately graphic violence
including fleeting images of human entrails, decapitations and severed
limbs; an instance of partial upper female nudity; several references to
prostitution; one use of profane language. A-III -- adults.
(R) 2010
From
Paris With Love—A Paris-based American diplomat and low-level
CIA agent (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) yearns to be a real spy but finds himself
bewildered when assigned to partner a trigger-happy visiting operative (John
Travolta) whose wild pursuit of drug dealers and terrorists sees the pair
cutting a bloody swath through the French capital's criminal underworld
while the novice's prolonged absence from home causes friction with his
live-in Gallic girlfriend (Kasia Smutniak). As directed by Pierre Morel, the
proceedings are occasionally amusing but far more often gleefully violent,
with Adi Hasak's F-word heavy script glamorizing the mayhem and winking at
the Travolta character's tawdry encounter with a streetwalker. Constant,
sometimes bloody action violence, offscreen sexual activity with a
prostitute, cohabitation, drug use, a couple of profanities, pervasive rough
and much crude language. O -- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Dear
John—This frequently sentimental drama, set in South
Carolina, charts the love-at-first-sight romance between a Special Forces
sergeant (Channing Tatum) home on leave to visit his mildly autistic father
(Richard Jenkins) and an affluent college student (Amanda Seyfried), their
prolonged separation due to his reenlistment following the 9/11 terrorist
attacks, and their efforts to maintain their bond by long-distance letter
writing. Though the portrayal of the conflicted filial relationship is
moving, director Lasse Hallstrom's adaptation of Catholic writer Nicholas
Sparks' best-selling 2006 novel focuses mostly on the emotionally
unrealistic evolution of the lovers' attachment, and endorses its premature
consummation along the way. Nongraphic premarital sexual activity with
partial nudity, a few uses of profanity, at least four instances of the
S-word. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2010
Edge
of Darkness —After his adult daughter (Bojana Novakovic) is
brutally murdered, a Boston police detective (Mel Gibson) investigates her
secretive work for a nuclear research firm (led by Danny Huston), aided by
her fearful boyfriend and co-worker (Shawn Roberts) and by a shadowy fixer
(Ray Winstone) whose loyalties are ambiguous. In a reasonably absorbing but
gritty adaptation of the acclaimed 1985 BBC miniseries of the same title,
director Martin Campbell mixes sometimes shocking violence into a stark tale
of loss and corruption, and skirts the dark edges of vigilantism. Complex
moral issues, considerable and sometimes bloody violence, an implied
premarital relationship, a few uses of profanity, much rough and some crude
language. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2010
When
in Rome—Perky romantic comedy about a work-obsessed New York
museum curator (Kristen Bell) who travels to Rome for her sister's (Alexis
Dziena) wedding and falls for the best man (Josh Duhamel), but their path to
bliss takes a detour when she defies local custom by removing several coins
from the "Fountain of Love," causing the quartet of eccentric
strangers who deposited the change (Danny DeVito, Will Arnett, Jon Heder and
Dax Shepard) to become hopelessly infatuated with her. While the youthful,
slightly pixilated priest (Keir O'Donnell) who performs the nuptials comes
in for some gentle ribbing, director Mark Steven Johnson's pleasantly
diverting, blithely illogical ensemble piece is mostly worry-free with only
a fleeting scene of newlywed friskiness barring endorsement for teens. Brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking with implied nudity, mildly irreverent
portrayal of a clergyman and a few crass expressions. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2010
Legion—Theologically
skewed apocalyptic horror outing in which a despairing God unleashes hordes
of demonic angels to destroy human civilization but, rebelling against the
plan, the archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) battles to defend a remote
roadside cafe (owned by Dennis Quaid and Charles S. Dutton) long enough for
its pregnant waitress (Adrianne Palicki) to give birth to humanity's future
savior. Director and co-writer Scott Stewart's feature debut intersperses
relentless violence with metaphysical mush to create a long, grim slog that
leaves viewers feeling as besieged as the characters (also including Lucas
Black and Tyrese Gibson) trapped in the lonesome eatery. Convoluted
religious themes; constant, though mostly nongraphic, violence; an
out-of-wedlock pregnancy; a couple of uses of profanity; much rough language
(including at least 25 uses of the F-word); and some crude and crass terms. O
-- morally offensive. (R) 2010
Extraordinary
Measures—Engaging medical drama, based on actual events,
about the often prickly partnership between a successful pharmaceuticals
executive (Brendan Fraser) -- two of whose children (Meredith Droeger and
Sam M. Hall) are afflicted by the same rare and fatal disease -- and the
eccentric scientist (Harrison Ford) whose pioneering but underfunded
research may offer the only hope of saving the kids. Director Tom Vaughan's
adaptation of Geeta Anand's 2004 book "The Cure," which also
features Keri Russell as the businessman's rock-solid spouse, makes no
mention of the Catholic faith that helped to sustain the real-life dad, but
does chart his relentless, against-the-odds struggle to overcome the
illness, a battle which initially seemed likely to derail his career and
deprive him of what little time he might have left to spend with his son and
daughter. Brief nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least five uses of
profanity, about a dozen crude and a half-dozen crass terms. A-III
-- adults. (PG) 2010
Tooth
Fairy—Feeble fable in which a disillusioned minor-league
hockey player (Dwayne Johnson) who discourages children from dreaming big
and denies the existence of the titular sprite is sentenced by the matriarch
of Fairyland (Julie Andrews) to spend two weeks as a winged tooth fairy, a
secret mission that complicates his relationship with his girlfriend (Ashley
Judd) and threatens his macho standing among his teammates (including
skateboarding star Ryan Sheckler). Director Michael Lembeck's mostly
family-friendly comedy, which also features Stephen Merchant as Johnson's
officious but good-hearted pixie mentor, never really takes flight, while
scenes of unnecessary roughness on the ice and an out-of-place exchange
about the onset of puberty preclude endorsement for all. Moderate hockey
violence, some mild sexual references and brief scatological humor. A-II
-- adults and adolescents. (PG) 2010
The
Book of Eli—This unexpectedly contemplative and lyrical, if
violent, homage to spaghetti Westerns, martial arts films and religious
faith follows a lone hero (Denzel Washington) as he traverses a
post-apocalyptic landscape using his considerable fighting skills to
safeguard the only extant copy of the King James Bible. Director siblings
Albert and Allen Hughes have succeeded at making an entertaining and
relatively substantive movie, while refraining from saturating the
proceedings in blood or prolonging the violent passages. Still, some
moviegoers will find the pairing of scripture with stylized aggression
unnecessary and avoidable. Intermittent strong violence including gun- and
swordplay and a killing intended to be merciful, much rough language, some
crude language, and brief sexual innuendo. L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
(R) 2010
Youth
in Revolt—Sometimes witty but consistently sex-focused
coming-of-age comedy about a lonely California teen (Michael Cera) whose
sophisticated cultural tastes make him a fish out of water in his divorced
parents' (Jean Smart and Steve Buscemi) lowbrow world, and his obsessive
love for a like-minded girl (Portia Doubleday) he meets on vacation at a
trailer park. Director Miguel Arteta's adaptation of "Youth in Revolt:
The Journals of Nick Twisp" -- the first in C.D. Payne's series of
novels about the titular adolescent -- sees Cera developing a suave but
amoral alter ego willing to cause mayhem to help his timid original reunite
with, and lose his burdensome virginity to, the object of his desire.
Explicit animated images of intercourse, nongraphic premarital (and probably
underage) sexual activity, masturbation, drug use, at least one profanity,
much sexual humor and considerable rough and crude language. O --
morally offensive. (R) 2010
The
Lovely Bones—Narrating from beyond the grave, a 14-year-old
girl (Saoirse Ronan) recounts her murder at the hands of a psychopath (a
squirm-provoking Stanley Tucci) and the effects of the crime on her
devastated parents (Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Weisz), her boozy but sensible
grandmother (Susan Sarandon) and her sensitive younger sister (Rose McIver),
who eventually joins the obsessive dad in a determined hunt for redress.
Director and co-writer Peter Jackson's adaptation of Alice Sebold's
best-selling 2002 novel features a visually rich, though theologically vague
vision of "the In-Between," a picturesque purgatory in which the
youthful heroine is trapped as she works through her rage and desire for
revenge, but the attempt to blend genres with a story that mixes elements of
suspense, emotion-driven drama and a morality tale about the limits of human
justice and the dangers of fixation eventually becomes scattershot. Themes
of perversion and crime, gory images, scenes of harsh violence, brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least one use of profanity and of the
F-word, a few crude and crass terms. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2009
It's
Complicated—A decade after their divorce, a couple (Meryl
Streep and Alec Baldwin) reconnect and have an affair, despite his second
marriage to a much younger wife (Lake Bell) and her budding romance with an
architect (Steve Martin). Though it highlights the lasting emotional toll
exacted on children when their parents split, writer-director Nancy Meyers'
aesthetically smooth-running romantic comedy is aptly titled from a Catholic
moral perspective, since -- assuming their union was valid to begin with --
the pair's seeming adultery, presented as a daring feminist adventure for
Streep's well-delineated character, would in fact be marital lovemaking, yet
the breach of trust with the new "spouse" can hardly be excused,
and adds a further twist to an ethically tangled story demanding careful
evaluation by mature viewers. Complex moral issues; skewed values; implied
sexual activity, some of it adulterous; off-screen masturbation; fleeting
rear nudity; considerable drug use; some sexual references and humor; and a
half-dozen crude or crass terms. L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2009
Sherlock
Holmes—This vigorous but frequently violent addition to the
chronicles of the iconic sleuth sees Holmes (entertainingly sly Robert
Downey Jr.) and his perennial sidekick Dr. Watson (Jude Law) on the trail of
a Satan-worshipping homicidal aristocrat (Mark Strong) who has inspired a
wave of public panic by apparently rising from the dead after his execution,
while Watson's plans to abandon detective work to marry the young woman
(Kelly Reilly) for whom he's fallen, as well as the appearance of a femme
fatale (Rachel McAdams) who has bested and befuddled Holmes in the past,
heighten the tension. As envisioned by director Guy Ritchie, this brawny
Sherlock slugs his way through several bone-crunching square-offs across
Victorian London while investigating the dark doings of the Masonic-style
secret society to which the errant lord belonged and which may hold the key
to his seemingly supernatural powers. Considerable action violence, occult
themes, satanic activity, brief irreverence, a sexual situation, a few
sexual references and jokes. A-III -- adults. (PG-13) 2009
Alvin
and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel—Harmless but mostly routine
comedy with music, mixing animation and live action, in which the familiar
trio of harmonizing rodents (voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and
Jesse McCartney) have a series of slapstick misadventures, eventually
winding up in the inept care of a gadget-obsessed slacker (Zachary Levi),
becoming school students, and entering a singing competition that pits them
against a group of chipmunk divas (voices of Amy Poehler, Anna Faris and
Christina Applegate). A bit of gently rude humor aside, director Betty
Thomas' extension of the 50-year-old franchise, which includes hit
recordings, a pair of TV cartoon series and this feature's 2007 predecessor,
"Alvin and the Chipmunks," is unobjectionable, though its positive
lessons about choosing loyalty over selfishness come wrapped in an
entertainment package that feels somewhat shopworn. A-I -- general
patronage. (PG)
Avatar—Among
the most expensive and highly anticipated films ever made, director James
Cameron's visually arresting science-fiction adventure sends a paraplegic
soldier (Sam Worthington) to a planet called Pandora where he falls in love
with a native princess (Zoe Saldana) and must choose between her
ecologically enlightened culture and his own violent, rapacious species.
Amid passages resembling a Vietnam War movie, a western -- pitting bellicose
interlopers against spiritual natives in harmony with their natural
environment -- and a Disney animated musical, Cameron marshals impressive
resources to tell an entertaining story, though whether the aliens'
pantheistic religion is meant to be a model for humanity or merely an
indigenous cult remains unclear. Frightening action sequences with much
intense, war-related violence, an implied sexual encounter, partial upper
female and rear nudity, a consistently sensual undercurrent, frequent
profanity, considerable crude and crass language A-III -- adults.
(PG-13)
- Nine—Glossy
but morally shallow musical drama -- set in 1965 Italy and based on the life
of Federico Fellini -- in which a celebrated film director (Daniel
Day-Lewis) suffers a creative and personal crisis, scrambling to conceal the
fact that his latest work, about to go into production, has no script, and
struggling to maintain his relationships with his wife (Marion Cotillard),
his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his favorite actress and muse (Nicole Kidman)
and his costume designer confidante (Judi Dench). Director Rob Marshall's
adaptation of Arthur L. Kopit and Maury Yeston's 1982 Broadway hit, itself
an homage to Fellini's "8 1/2," treats adultery as a symptom of
sophistication, and present the Catholic Church as, by turns, irrelevant,
repressive and hypocritical. Pervasive negative portrayal of Catholicism,
brief nongraphic adulterous sexual activity, recurrent adultery theme,
partial upper female and rear nudity, a couple of uses of profanity, a few
crass terms. O -- morally offensive. (PG-13)
Invictus—Uplifting
sports drama, based on actual events, about South African President Nelson
Mandela's (Morgan Freeman) campaign to unite his country behind the national
rugby team (led by Matt Damon), once a widely hated symbol of white
privilege under apartheid, as it became an unlikely contender in the 1995
World Cup competition. Adapted from John Carlin's book, "Playing the
Enemy," director Clint Eastwood's account effectively chronicles how
Mandela transformed the race for the championship into an opportunity to
break down lingering racial prejudice and to demonstrate the generosity and
openness to reconciliation of the newly empowered black majority, a salutary
tale whose moral and artistic merits counterbalance the elements listed
below, making it probably acceptable for mature teens. Brief scenes of
violence, at least one use of the F-word, a few instances of crude and crass
language and some mild sexual references. A-III -- adults.
(PG-13) 2009
- The
Road—This moving but relentlessly grim drama, set in the wake
of an unspecified apocalypse, follows the desperate journey of a father (Viggo
Mortensen, mesmerizing) and son (fine newcomer Kodi Smit-McPhee) as they
travel through a devastated America encountering cannibals, thieves and
shell-shocked survivors (notably Robert Duvall) on their way to what they
hope will be a marginally better life along the coast. Occupying the pitted
no-man's-land between a Samuel Beckett play and "The Road
Warrior," director John Hillcoat's adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's
Pulitzer Prize-winning novel is a stark examination of one man's efforts to
preserve, and pass on, humane values, refreshed only by the instinctive
goodness of his youthful companion, though his quasi-idolatrous view of the
boy, like the borderline-blasphemous sentiments expressed by other
characters, would be unacceptable in a less extreme context. Complex moral
and theological issues, grisly images, cannibalism and suicide themes, rear
and brief partial nudity, a few uses of profanity, occasional rough and
crude language. L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. (R) 2009
The
Princess and the Frog— Enchanting animated musical, set in
1920s New Orleans, in which a voodoo sorcerer (voice of Keith David) casts a
spell that complicates the lives of a visiting prince (voice of Bruno
Campos), the headstrong heiress he hopes to marry (voice of Jennifer Cody)
and her industrious working-class best friend (voice of Anika Noni Rose). As
directed and co-written by John Musker and Ron Clements, the lavish
hand-drawn romance, which also features delightful voice work by
Michael-Leon Wooley as a jazz-loving alligator and Jim Cummings as a Cajun
firefly, emphasizes the value of love over material wealth and provides
quality entertainment for all ages, though images of fire-breathing masks
and evil sprites may scare some tots. A-I -- general
patronage. (G)
Old
Dogs— Passable comedy in which a sports marketing executive
(Robin Williams) learns, seven years after the fact, that his quickly
annulled second marriage produced fraternal twins (Conner Rayburn and Ella
Bleu Travolta) whose mother (Kelly Preston), on the eve of being imprisoned
briefly for an environmental protest, entrusts the kids to his care,
distracting him from work on a major business deal, much to the annoyance of
his longtime partner and best friend (John Travolta). Its morally murky back
story aside, director Walt Becker's dizzy dad escapade is mostly harmless,
though a talented cast can do little with David Diamond and David Weissman's
thin, derivative script. A drunken wedding, a few instances of vaguely
sexual and mildly scatological humor, some rough slapstick. A-II --
adults and adolescents. (PG) 2009
The
Twilight Saga: New Moon—Lovelorn gothic romance sequel in
which a well-mannered vampire (Robert Pattinson), anxious to protect the
mortal high school student (Kristen Stewart) who has captured his heart from
the less controlled members (especially Jackson Rathbone) of the undead clan
with which he lives, breaks off their relationship and disappears, but the
American Indian friend (Taylor Lautner) to whom she turns for solace not
only wants to be more than mere pals, he has a supernatural secret of his
own. With temptations of the flesh kept at bay for fear of temptations of
the blood in director Chris Weitz's adaptation of the second book in
Stephenie Meyer's best-selling series of young-adult novels, the chaste but
intermittently violent proceedings play out against a picturesque background
ranging from the misty Northwest to the sunny hills of Tuscany. Considerable
action violence, a vague sexual reference, at least one mildly crass term.
A-II -- adults and adolescents. (PG-13)
The
Blind Side —Inspirational family drama, based on real events,
in which a wealthy white couple (Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw) in Memphis,
Tenn., offer shelter to a homeless black student (Quinton Aaron) from their
children's (Lily Collins and Jae Head) school and, as he becomes an
increasingly integral part of their clan, help him to hone his football
skills while also hiring a determined tutor (Kathy Bates) to raise his
academic standing. Driven by Bullock's field-sweeping performance as the
feisty, religiously motivated adoptive mother, writer-director John Lee
Hancock's unapologetically Christian tale of human solidarity across racial
and class divides, adapted from Michael Lewis' 2006 best-seller "The
Blind Side: Evolution of a Game," is funny, shrewd and ultimately
uplifting. Brief nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least one profanity, a
few sexual and drug references, a half-dozen crass terms. A-III
-- adults. (PG-13) 2009
Planet
51—Delightful animated comedy based in a galaxy far, far away
where little green aliens live in a 1950s "Happy Days"-style
suburbia, complete with white picket fences, backyard barbecues and monster
movies playing at the drive in. When a real alien, in the shape of a human
astronaut (voice of "The Rock," Dwayne Johnson), drops from the
sky, all heck breaks loose as this E.T. tries to return home with the help
of a gaggle of teens led by a shy would-be astronomer (voice of Justin
Long). Some mildly suggestive humor aside, co-directors Jorge Blanco, Javier
Abad and Marcos Martinez's generally wholesome film, which features positive
life lessons about friendship, loyalty, and acceptance of others, offers fun
for all ages. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2009
Fantastic
Mr. Fox —Droll stop-motion animated adventure, set in the
animal world of rural Britain, in which the titular vulpine creature (voice
of George Clooney), now a respectable newspaper columnist with a wife (voice
of Meryl Streep) and son (voice of Jason Schwartzman), tries to recapture
his wild past as a chicken thief poaching on local farms, but his renewed
raiding, abetted by his daring nephew (voice of Eric Anderson), enrages a
trio of mean-spirited farmers whose escalating countermeasures endanger the
whole burrowing community. A touch of menace and a fleeting joke about Mrs.
Fox's youthful indiscretions aside, director and co-writer Wes Anderson's
clever, lovingly crafted adaptation of Roald Dahl's 1970 children's book
offers sophisticated family entertainment, with abundant fun for youngsters
and a few insights into the tensions and paradoxes of human nature for
adults. A-I -- general patronage. (PG) 2009
2012—In
the disaster movie to end all fiasco flicks, a doomsday cataclysm results in
billions losing their lives as the earth's crust breaks apart, dismantling
civilization and rearranging the continents. Director Roland Emmerich gives
his special-effects wizards license to test the limits of the technically
plausible and morally palatable, while asking moviegoers to take heart as
the scenario affords a White House geologist (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and a
divorced science-fiction writer (John Cusack) the chance to exhibit
altruism, even as their exploits are interspersed with disturbing
apocalyptic imagery, including the destruction of St. Peter's Basilica and
the Sistine Chapel. Considerable crude and crass language, much profanity, a
rough gesture and a few instances of sexual innuendo. A-III --
adults. (PG-13) 2009
The
Men Who Stare at Goats—Fact-based satire, set during the
early stages of the Iraq War, in which an eccentric military veteran (George
Clooney) regales a reporter (Ewan McGregor) with the history of a secret
Army unit (led by Jeff Bridges) to which he once belonged that experimented
with psychic and paranormal techniques of warfare. Director Grant Heslov's
mildly diverting, though disorganized adaptation of Jon Ronson's 2004
best-seller, which also features Kevin Spacey as the squad's selfish
nemesis, sends up the soldierly excesses of both the Cold War era and the
more recent conflict, but also showcases pantheistic New Age spirituality
and implicitly condones its main characters' indulgence in some questionable
high jinks. Rear and brief upper female nudity, neo-pagan religious
practices, drug use, a dozen instances of profanity, frequent rough and
crude language. A-III -- adults. (R) 2009
Law
Abiding Citizen—Brutish, blood-soaked and ultimately
nonsensical revenge fantasy in which, following the murder of his
wife and young daughter, an inventor who specializes in killing terrorists
(Gerard Butler), goes on an elaborately staged rampage, eventually making
deals with a prosecutor (Jamie Foxx) in his search for
"justice." Director F. Gary Gray and screenwriter Kurt Wimmer
begin with an homage to the hyper-violent "Death Wish"
films and concoct an implausible ending reminiscent of an old
“Scooby-Doo” cartoon. A rape, explicit torture, gun and knife
violence, explosions, rear male nudity, pervasive rough and crass
language. O -- morally offensive
The following are capsule reviews of theatrical movies on
network and cable television the week of Sept. 5. Please note
that televised versions may or may not be edited for language,
nudity, violence and sexual situations.
Sunday, Sept. 5, 6-9 p.m. EDT (AMC) "The Sum of All
Fears" (2002). Espionage thriller loosely based on the Tom
Clancy novel in which rookie CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Ben Affleck)
races to prove a nuclear attack on the United States was not
ordered by Russia while both the American and Russia presidents
prepare to initiate a nuclear response. Sleekly directed by Phil
Alden Robinson, the frightening visuals of nuclear devastation
add up to more than escapist entertainment yet the narrative
glosses over a morally questionable course of action to deliver
a pat, romanticized ending. Some catastrophic and recurring
violence, the issue of vigilante justice, an implied affair,
intermittent profanity and an instance of rough language. The
Catholic News Service classification of the theatrical version
was L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating was PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
Monday, Sept. 6, 10-11:45 p.m. EDT (TCM) "Tender
Mercies" (1983). Down-on-his-luck country-western singer
(Robert Duvall), whose drinking broke up his first marriage,
meets and weds a young widow (Tess Harper) who runs a ramshackle
motel with her young son (Allan Hubbard). Director Bruce
Beresford gets feeling performances from his cast, most
especially Duvall in one of his best roles, and treats in a
refreshingly uncynical, matter-of-fact manner the widow's strong
religious convictions and her quiet pride when she sees her son
and husband baptized. A rare movie, tough and gentle, inspiring
and immensely entertaining, but the serious nature of the story
is more appropriate for adults and older adolescents. The
Catholic News Service classification of the theatrical version
was A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating was PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
Friday, Sept. 10, 6-8 p.m. EDT (TCM) "The Haunting"
(1963). Eerie version of Shirley Jackson's novel about Hill
House, an isolated 19th-century New England mansion where
reports of psychic phenomena are investigated by a
parapsychologist (Richard Johnson), a skeptic (Russ Tamblyn) and
two potential psychic mediums (Julie Harris and Claire Bloom).
Director Robert Wise generates mounting tension from the spooky
atmosphere of the long-empty house and the terror of unseen
forces lurking within it. Scary proceedings, mostly in the
imagination but no less effective for that. The Catholic News
Service classification of the theatrical version was A-II --
adults and adolescents. Not rated by the Motion Picture
Association of America.
Saturday, Sept. 11, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. EDT (A&E)
"Back to the Future" (1985). Above-average
entertainment about a teenager (Michael J. Fox) who is
transported back through time and obliged to serve as matchmaker
for his parents or face retroactive nonexistence. A major
problem is that his mother-to-be finds him far more attractive
than she does his father-to-be. Directed by Robert Zemeckis, it
is funny and clever with a bit of genuine sentiment but
unfortunately is marred by casual profanity, the depiction of
violence as manly and, though there is no depiction of it, an
implicit acceptance of sexual promiscuity as standard teenage
behavior. The Catholic News Service classification of the
theatrical version was A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating was PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
Saturday, Sept. 11, 8-10 p.m. EDT (HBO) "Couples
Retreat" (2009). Mostly dull, sexually wayward comedy in
which a suburban couple (Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell) on the
verge of divorce convince a group of their friends (most
prominently Vince Vaughn and Malin Akerman) to join them at a
South Pacific resort whose founder (Jean Reno) specializes in
marriage therapy. While Peter Billingsley's directorial debut
ultimately affirms marital fidelity, viewers have to endure
waves of constantly suggestive, occasionally smutty humor and a
tide of New Age psychobabble -- an obviously inadequate
substitute for faith as a basis for lifelong commitment --
before reaching that safe shore. Strong sexual content,
including brief but aberrant adulterous activity, fleeting
nongraphic sexual activity within marriage, a flash of rear
nudity, many sexually themed jokes, and some crude and much
crass language. The Catholic News Service classification of the
theatrical version was L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating was PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
Saturday, Sept. 11, 8-10:30 a.m. EDT (AMC) "Wild Wild
West" (1999). Glossy adaptation of the 1960s TV series in
which two post-Civil War government agents -- one trigger-happy
(Will Smith) the other skilled at disguises and inventions
(Kevin Kline) -- must disable a behemoth killing machine
operated by a wheelchair-bound madman (Kenneth Branagh) bent on
bringing down the Republic. Director Barry Sonnenfeld blends
sci-fi contraptions, a comic tone and the Old West setting for a
hollow, gimmick-driven plot with impossible stunts and
decorative femme fatales for giddy escapist entertainment.
Intermittent explosions and stylized violence, some sexual
innuendo and double entendres, and fleeting rear nudity. The
Catholic News Service classification of the theatrical version
was A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating was PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
Saturday, Sept. 11, 10 p.m.-12:10 a.m. EDT (Cinemax)
"Sherlock Holmes" (2009). This vigorous but frequently
violent addition to the chronicles of the iconic sleuth sees
Holmes (entertainingly sly Robert Downey Jr.) and his perennial
sidekick, Dr. Watson (Jude Law), on the trail of a
Satan-worshipping homicidal aristocrat (Mark Strong). The
aristocrat has inspired a wave of public panic by apparently
rising from the dead after his execution, while Watson's plans
to abandon detective work to marry the woman (Kelly Reilly) for
whom he has fallen, and the appearance of a femme fatale (Rachel
McAdams) who has bested and befuddled Holmes in the past,
heighten the tension. As envisioned by director Guy Ritchie,
this brawny Sherlock slugs his way through several
bone-crunching square-offs across Victorian London. He does so
while investigating the dark doings of the Masonic-style secret
society to which the errant lord belonged and which may hold the
key to his seemingly supernatural powers. Considerable action
violence, occult themes, satanic activity, brief irreverence, a
sexual situation, a few sexual references and jokes. The
Catholic News Service classification of the theatrical version
was A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating was PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
TV program notes -- week of Sept.
5
Here are some television program notes for the week of Sept.
5 with their TV Parental Guidelines ratings if available. They
have not been reviewed and therefore are not necessarily
recommended by Catholic News Service.
Monday, Sept. 6, 6:30-7 p.m. EDT (EWTN) "Christ the
Servant: The Vocation of Deacons." In this first episode of
a five-part series, Deacon Harold Burke-Sivers examines the true
nature and character of the diaconate, which is not defined by
what a deacon does but by who the deacon is: a sacramental sign
of the church in the world and a consecrated, visible witness to
the kingdom of God manifested in Christ the servant. The series
continues nightly through Sept. 10, 6:30-7 p.m. EDT.
Monday, Sept. 6, 10-11 p.m. EDT (PBS) "Make No Little
Plans: Daniel Burnham and the American City." This
documentary recounts the life of Daniel Burnham, a dreamer who
shaped some of America's best-known places and spaces, including
New York City's Flatiron Building and Washington's Union
Station. The profile also explores Burnham's complex legacy as
an urban planner, as public debate continues today about how and
for whom cities are planned (TV-G -- general audience).
Wednesday, Sept. 8, 10-11 p.m. EDT (Animal Planet) "Cat
Ladies." A look at four unique women whose lives and
self-worth have become inextricably linked to their cats (TV-PG
-- parental guidance suggested).
Thursday, Sept. 9, 9-10:30 p.m. EDT (EWTN) "Live From
Wyoming Catholic College." Presented as part of the
youth-oriented series "Life on the Rock," this special
features interviews with students and faculty from Wyoming
Catholic College in Lander, Wyo., which opened its doors in
2007.
Thursday, Sept. 9, 9-11 p.m. EDT (History) "9/11 State
of Emergency." This special recounts the difficult
split-second decisions a wide spectrum of people -- ranging from
senior political leaders to ordinary men and women -- were
forced to make on one of the most fateful days in American
history. Among those interviewed (listed with their titles at
the time of the attacks) are National Security Adviser
Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, acting
chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Richard Myers, and White
House chief of staff Andrew Card.
Friday, Sept. 10, 8-9 p.m. EDT (ABC; CBS: Fox; NBC; others)
"Stand Up to Cancer." News anchors Katie Couric, Diane
Sawyer, and Brian Williams co-host this live, commercial free
cross-network simulcast -- a follow-up to a similar special that
aired in 2008 -- aimed at raising funds to accelerate innovative
cancer research. Featured guests include cancer survivors
Christina Applegate, Lance Armstrong, Fran Drescher, Elizabeth
Edwards and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as well as other celebrities
such as Abigail Breslin, Cindy Crawford, Sally Field, Terrence
Howard, Ken Jeong, Ray Liotta, Aaron Neville, Queen Latifah, the
Simpsons, Reese Witherspoon and Stevie Wonder.
Friday, Sept. 10, 9-11 p.m. EDT (History) "Voices From
Inside the Towers." This program presents an
"inside" perspective on what happened during the 9/11
attacks on the World Trade Center through recordings and
recollections of phone calls made by some who later died and
others who survived.
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